Museum :: HadesSL

HadesSL

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#223	Angelhair Culottes	5
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#198	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#222	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#277	Bling of the New Wave	5
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
#324	Bonerdagon necklace	35
#36	Bonestabber	1
#127	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#64	Boss Bat bling	48
#343	Boss Bat britches	41
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
🥈	Byte	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#273	CRIMBCO mug	52
#179	CRIMBCO wine	42
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#119	Claw of the Infernal Seal	8
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#163	Codpiece of the Goblin King	37
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#674	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#248	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1276	Crimbuck	344
#337	Crown of the Goblin King	70
#394	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	16
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#38	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	267
#133	Drowsy Sword	136
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#326	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#154	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#173	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	13
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#23	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#657	Green Clover of Justice	3
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#270	Heimandatz's heart	6
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#791	Instant Karma	4
#330	Iron Beta of Industry	26
#156	Jack-in-the-box	33
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#376	Jocko Homo's head	5
#117	Krakrox's Loincloth	8
#186	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
#36	Lavalos's shell	3
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#187	Lederhosen of the Night	7
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#128	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	164
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#57	Mark of the Bugbear	6
#22	Mark of the Ghost	12
#36	Mark of the Skeleton	8
#40	Mark of the Vampire	7
#44	Mark of the Werewolf	7
#32	Mark of the Zombie	8
#52	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	81
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#12	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#99	Misty Cape	23
#64	Misty Cloak	30
#211	Misty Robe	7
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#51	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	3
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#215	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#47	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	96
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#92	Order of the Silver Wossname	8
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#71	P.B.L.T.	98
#185	PADL Phone	65
#29	Pener's drumstick	3
#22	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	15
#209	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	7
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#243	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	6
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	10
#203	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	7
#169	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	11
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#125	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	10
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	7
#174	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	11
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#321	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	6
#31	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	5
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#184	Red Rover BB gun	21
#204	Roo trading card	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#171	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#337	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#146	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#40	Staff of the Soupbone	5
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#72	Star Spawn	2
#153	Sword of Dark Omens	2
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#51	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	107
#68	The Emperor's new hat	1
#66	The Emperor's new pants	1
#83	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#25	The Landscaper's leafblower	3
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#250	The Mariachi's guitar case	7
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#218	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	16
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#497	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#217	Thwaitgold bug statuette	7
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#298	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	14
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#89	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	13
#388	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	16
#61	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#1154	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#25	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#267	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#18	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#252	Yakisoba's hat	6
#417	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
#124	Ze™ goggles	29
#155	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#379	adorable seal larva	7
#102	aerated diving helmet	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#1124	anniversary gift box	4
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#195	badass belt	164
#389	balloon monkey	4
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#451	bath ball gift set	11
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#188	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#127	bejeweled cufflinks	29
#44	bewitching boots	1
#136	bit of clingfilm	26
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#60	boot knife	3
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#893	bottle of goofballs	29
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#43	bowl of topioca	1
#145	box of Pokëmann band-aids	6
#4217	box of sunshine	12
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#58	broken beer bottle	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#354	bronze breastplate	3
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#51	candy knife	7
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#163	chintzy disco ball pendant	6
#184	chintzy noodle ring	5
#246	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#154	chintzy seal pendant	7
#102	chintzy turtle brooch	11
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#215	club necklace	25
#76	comfy pillow	9
🥉	control crystal	1
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#205	corned-beef Reuben	9
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#363	crumbling rat skull	1
#165	crusty hula hoop	2
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#9	cursed ring finger ring	1
#49	das boot	3
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#28	demon makeup kit	3
#375	denim axe	1
#98	depleted uranium seal figurine	7
#253	designer handbag	11
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#286	diamond necklace	19
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#390	drywall axe	34
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#313	easter egg balloon	65
#133	eggman noodles	1
#54	empty agua de vida bottle	2,310
#105	ennui-flavored potato chips	545
#52	eternal car battery	3
#26	evil-ass club	1
#932	facsimile dictionary	8
#14	fancy black tie	1
#210	fancy opera glasses	20
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#99	figurine of a charred seal	27
#121	figurine of a cold seal	51
#309	figurine of a sleek seal	8
#386	figurine of a slippery seal	4
#80	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	15
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#34	finger cuffs	21
#6	foam commodore's hat	1
#11	foam naval trousers	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#408	friendly cheez blob	6
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#112	fuzzy busby	29
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#280	fuzzy earmuffs	8
#128	fuzzy montera	23
#134	garish pinky ring	31
#324	gearbox necklace	3
#260	ghost of a necklace	15
#44	ghost pencil	1
#95	giant clay ashtray	3
#210	giant designer sunglasses	21
#57	giant discarded bottlecap	67
#315	giant discarded plastic fork	31
#65	giant discarded torn-up glove	55
#158	giant pinky ring	93
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#95	gin-soaked blotter paper	10
#608	gingerbread house	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#5	glowing El Vibrato drone	8
#223	gold wedding ring	37
#17	grease cannon	3
#150	hair of the calf	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#67	hand-carved staff	1
#197	handful of confetti	164
#6	hangman's hood	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#640	heart necklace	11
#186	heart of the volcano	37
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#11	isotophat	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#30	labrador cookie	3
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#29	love	3
#559	lucky rabbit's foot	12
#467	macaroni duck	5
#170	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	16
#112	magical pony: Pearjack	21
#193	magical pony: Rosey Cake	12
#155	magical pony: Shutterfly	17
#150	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	18
#213	magical pony: Uniquity	9
#248	makeshift cape	1
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#74	makeshift turban	2
#236	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#32	memory of a C	41
#76	memory of a CA base pair	1
#36	memory of a G	37
#24	memory of a T	49
#22	memory of an A	45
#46	memory of some delicious amino acids	48
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#6	miniature deck cannon	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#224	motivational poster	18
#37	musty moccasins	1
#358	mysterious silver lapel pin	3
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#80	obsidian dagger	103
#78	oil cap	1
#83	oil slacks	1
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#804	old sweatpants	70
#42	orange leather lanyard	19
#477	pail	23
#935	pants of the Slug Lord	3
#103	paperclip cape	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#14	papier-mâchéte	1
#17	papier-mâchine gun	1
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#15	papier-mitre	1
#198	paranormal ricotta	3
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#166	peanut brittle shield	22
🥇	perfectly fair coin	1
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#42	pig-iron helm	4
#38	pig-iron shinguards	4
#164	pile of useless robot parts	6
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#419	pretty flower	286
#247	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#153	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	7
#122	radium-flavored potato chips	544
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#82	red-and-green sweater	33
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#67	rickety old unicycle	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#256	rubber WWBD? bracelet	23
#523	rubber WWJD? bracelet	14
#677	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	11
#443	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	15
#558	rubber axe	1
#85	rubber band gun	3
#71	rusty chain necklace	45
#12	rusty staff	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#85	sawblade shield	42
🥇	seal medal	1
#111	seal-blubber candle	46
#1055	seal-skull helmet	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#57	sealhide seal doll	73
#80	sealhide snare	12
#86	sealhide whip	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#45	secret from the future	4
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#45	sharpened spoon	6
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#270	shiny ring	90
#71	silver keg	1
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#77	slime convention flyers	3
#82	slime convention pin	2
#297	slime convention swag bag	1
#62	slime convention t-shirt	4
#42	slime-covered club	1
#23	slime-covered compass	1
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
#12	slime-covered helmet	1
#18	slime-covered lantern	1
#34	slime-covered necklace	1
#33	slime-covered shovel	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#8	slime-covered staff	1
#390	slow jam collection	11
#216	smiling rat	1
#72	smoking talon	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#73	soap knife	25
#142	solid gold bowling ball	126
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#226	spade necklace	24
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#418	spark plug earring	2
#162	spectre scepter	164
🥈	spirit bell	1
#122	sponge cake	6
#979	spooky bicycle chain	2
#993	stainless steel scarf	3
#761	stainless steel shillelagh	6
#373	stainless steel skullcap	8
#457	stainless steel slacks	8
#619	stainless steel solitaire	5
#309	stainless steel suspenders	12
#105	stapler bear	1
#247	stick of "gum"	8
#451	stray chihuahua	6
#173	stress ball	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#317	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	127
#555	stuffed Cheshire bitten	77
#176	stuffed Hodgman	2
#598	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	74
#356	stuffed Meat	124
#556	stuffed angry cow	79
#552	stuffed astral badger	82
#663	stuffed baby gravy fairy	71
#475	stuffed cocoabo	86
#436	stuffed crazy bastard sword	16
#608	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	75
#596	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	78
#498	stuffed hand turkey	86
#303	stuffed key	183
#578	stuffed martini	14
#456	stuffed mind flayer	92
#471	stuffed mink	100
#293	stuffed monocle	141
#706	stuffed scary death orb	68
#388	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	101
#648	stuffed snowy owl	69
#719	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	67
#1458	stuffed spooky mushroom	5
#454	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	91
#395	stuffed teddy butler	116
#367	stuffed tin of caviar	120
#308	stuffed treasure chest	178
#479	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	88
#118	stunt nuts	50
#114	stylish swimsuit	33
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#30	suspicious-looking fedora	3
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#188	tin cup of mulligan stew	6
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#791	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#4479	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#880	toast	776
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#136	torn hellseal sinew	56
#103	towel	85
#13	toxic mop	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#306	untamable turtle	7
#665	unusual disco ball	4
#106	useless powder	2,787
#80	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	101
#8	villainous scythe	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#290	warbear beeping telegram	4
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#125	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	10
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#101	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	546
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#96	wrench bracelet	36
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#217	wumpus hair	8
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 16,355 items total!

what items are this player missing?