| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 6 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 8 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 12 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #787 | bone chips | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #111 | eldritch alignment spray | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #730 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #247 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #493 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #709 | old sweatpants | 83 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #267 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 2 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #78 | silent L | 3 |
| #23 | silent Q | 4 |
| #28 | silent R | 3 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #496 | spectre scepter | 65 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 3 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #159 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 54 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime executive | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic orphan | 3 |
| #23 | tiny plastic reindeer | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |