| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #39 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #54 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 6 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1164 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1071 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 8 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 12 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1743 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1268 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #317 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #785 | bone chips | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #111 | eldritch alignment spray | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #726 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #255 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #653 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #506 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #715 | old sweatpants | 83 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #267 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 2 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #80 | silent L | 3 |
| #23 | silent Q | 4 |
| #28 | silent R | 3 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #497 | spectre scepter | 65 |
| #453 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 3 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 3 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #788 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #166 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 54 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime executive | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic orphan | 3 |
| #24 | tiny plastic reindeer | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #446 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |