| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #210 | Chroner | 290 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #172 | Freddy Kruegerand | 19 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #168 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 8 |
| #168 | Lederhosen of the Night | 8 |
| #948 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #206 | bit of clingfilm | 19 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #561 | filthy lucre | 68 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #110 | fustulent seal grulch | 4 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #181 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #182 | gloomy black mushroom | 20 |
| #111 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #124 | half of a gold tooth | 13 |
| #1299 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #34 | helmet turtle | 7,210 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #972 | hobo nickel | 42 |
| #115 | hyperinflated seal lung | 4 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #767 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #52 | old sweatpants | 1,027 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #172 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1098 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #24 | turtle totem | 7,034 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #81 | vampire glitter | 6 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #84 | warbear gyro | 4 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |