| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 18 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #302 | good brain | 5 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #168 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #31 | pacification grenade | 5 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #790 | spectre scepter | 41 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |