| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #54 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #594 | Schrödinger's thermos | 17 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 112 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 5 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 12 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 32 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 46 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 10 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 17 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 12 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 11 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 33 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 30 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 22 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 17 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 5 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 8 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 23 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 5 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 13 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 16 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 4 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 44 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 21 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 30 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 28 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 28 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 9 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #47 | adorable seal larva | 23 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #795 | baggie of powdered sugar | 10 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #88 | beautiful rainbow | 5 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #51 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #8 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 10 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #15 | folder (Ex-Files) | 1 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #76 | friendly cheez blob | 20 |
| #20 | giant O | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #20 | hare brush | 4 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #131 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #22 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 355 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #1506 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #25 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #57 | still-beating spleen | 11 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #15 | stray chihuahua | 54 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #53 | untamable turtle | 19 |
| #52 | unusual disco ball | 21 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |