| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #399 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #26 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #110 | BURT | 282 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #227 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #42 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 123 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #276 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #45 | Bonerdagon necklace | 121 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #694 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #190 | Bulky Buddy Box | 14 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #39 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #179 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 34 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #89 | Cosmic Calorie | 466 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1484 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #667 | Crimbuck | 1,415 |
| #89 | Crown of the Goblin King | 192 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #38 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #7 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 26 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #49 | Drowsy Sword | 234 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #414 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #39 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 3 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Ellsbury's skull | 5 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #511 | FDKOL commendation | 205 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #169 | Feynman gate | 73 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #102 | Freddy Kruegerand | 122 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #203 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #93 | Iron Beta of Industry | 111 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #162 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #167 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 8 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #168 | Lederhosen of the Night | 8 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #46 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 10 |
| #61 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 234 |
| #212 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 45 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #280 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 4 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #120 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 3 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #64 | Misty Cape | 37 |
| #87 | Misty Cloak | 22 |
| #35 | Misty Robe | 74 |
| #41 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #34 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 4 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #71 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 83 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #29 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 36 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #519 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #29 | Pener's drumstick | 3 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #236 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #57 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| 🥉 | Rümpelstiltz | 10 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #56 | Sogg-Os | 8 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #16 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #59 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #237 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 62 |
| #239 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 63 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #254 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 58 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #42 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #25 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 3 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #22 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #213 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1005 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 20 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 17 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #271 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #807 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #22 | UV monocular | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #42 | Wand of Nagamar | 106 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #59 | Wet Russian | 6 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #252 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #280 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #552 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #192 | astronaut pants | 46 |
| #50 | atomic vector plotter | 83 |
| #85 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #131 | badass belt | 207 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #1000 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #77 | batskin belt | 20 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #51 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 83 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #8 | bitter bowtie | 3 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1460 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #25 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 5 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #3070 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #44 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #10 | brazen bracelet | 3 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #58 | can-you-dig-it? | 4 |
| #570 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #127 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #1345 | candy cane | 24 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1639 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1108 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #66 | caustic slime nodule | 6 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #33 | chamoisole | 2 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #52 | computronic processing unit | 83 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #113 | corned-beef Reuben | 32 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #19 | crate of firebombs | 139 |
| #13 | creepy-ass club | 2 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed microwave | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pony keg | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #215 | discocktail | 14 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
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| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | dreadful glove | 3 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #84 | drywall axe | 133 |
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| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #43 | dumb mud | 9 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1590 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #201 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #734 | evil teddy bear | 16 |
| #16 | evil-ass club | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #74 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #437 | facsimile dictionary | 24 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
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| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
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| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
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| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
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| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #39 | flat cider | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
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| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
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| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #81 | foetid seal tear | 62 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #32 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 12 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #23 | frigid-ass club | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #125 | fuzzy busby | 26 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #29 | fuzzy earmuffs | 74 |
| #69 | fuzzy montera | 39 |
| #54 | gearbox necklace | 12 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #83 | ghost of a necklace | 78 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #807 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #76 | gold wedding ring | 130 |
| #2079 | golden ring | 35 |
| #156 | government cheese | 19 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #17 | grease cannon | 3 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #105 | green pill | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #58 | grue egg | 242 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #7 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #104 | handful of confetti | 243 |
| #20 | handful of crafty noodles | 17 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #31 | hare brush | 2 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #203 | heart of the volcano | 34 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #44 | hi-octane carrot juice | 2 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #136 | hobo nickel | 2,213 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #14 | hot-ass club | 2 |
| #55 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 83 |
| #83 | hyperinflated seal lung | 7 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #58 | imp unity ring | 96 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #90 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #783 | ion grid | 13 |
| #54 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 83 |
| #390 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #865 | jar of swamp gas | 11 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #948 | killing feather | 43 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #76 | liquid ice | 9 |
| #33 | little deuce cape | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #387 | logic synthesizer | 28 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #29 | love | 3 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #40 | lupine appetite hormones | 1 |
| #470 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #7 | monstrous monocle | 3 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #10 | musty moccasins | 3 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #315 | nanofiber cloth | 18 |
| #13 | nasty-ass club | 2 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #214 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #120 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #32 | obsidian dagger | 148 |
| #7 | offensive moustache | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #427 | old sweatpants | 176 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #384 | party hat | 5 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #191 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #22 | pig-iron helm | 7 |
| #23 | pig-iron shinguards | 8 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #31 | pixel orb | 3 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #860 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #4 | porcelain pelerine | 2 |
| #4 | porcelain pepper mill | 7 |
| #4 | porcelain phantom mask | 3 |
| #5 | porcelain plus-fours | 2 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #6 | porcelain porkpie | 2 |
| #92 | pork elf goodies sack | 81 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #113 | pretty flower | 4,336 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #56 | quantum polarity inducer | 83 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #71 | really dense meat stack | 56 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #58 | recursive spline reticulator | 83 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #97 | red wagon | 5 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #60 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #62 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 83 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #744 | ridiculous sandwich | 10 |
| #38 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 62 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1966 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #45 | rocket fuel | 10 |
| #976 | rogue swarmer | 53 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #59 | rusty chain necklace | 55 |
| #548 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #39 | sawblade shield | 77 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #61 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 83 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #66 | shiny ring | 269 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #7 | skull capacitor | 9 |
| #88 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 20 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #203 | smoking grass | 432 |
| #23 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #84 | solid gold bowling ball | 187 |
| #113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #38 | spark plug earring | 16 |
| #6 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 11 |
| #82 | spectre scepter | 232 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #936 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #19 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 19 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #36 | stainless steel scarf | 36 |
| #251 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #173 | stainless steel skullcap | 13 |
| #87 | stainless steel slacks | 18 |
| #208 | stainless steel solitaire | 11 |
| #37 | stainless steel suspenders | 39 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #32 | still-beating spleen | 14 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #339 | strange shiny disc | 12 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #396 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #2979 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #62 | sub-molecular interocitor | 83 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #24 | sushi-rolling mat | 2 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #37 | sweatband | 1 |
| #130 | sweet mochi ball | 13 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #697 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #309 | theoretical string | 56 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1333 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #346 | toothsome rock | 30 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #374 | toy hoverpad | 40 |
| #173 | toy jet pack | 48 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #230 | toy ray gun | 45 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #211 | toy space helmet | 45 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1781 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #46 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1083 | unstable laser battery | 44 |
| #446 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #665 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #89 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 93 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥈 | vodka martini | 7,007 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #112 | wand of pigification | 7 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #95 | water-polo cap | 3 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #26 | woven baling wire bracelets | 19 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #50 | wrench bracelet | 66 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |