| #138 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 13 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #9 | Barney's rake | 18 |
| #6 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 160 |
| #42 | Belt of Howling Anger | 11 |
| #115 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 20 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #37 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 11 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 13 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #15 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #21 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 18 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #30 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 17 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #34 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 13 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #74 | Hodgman's blanket | 15 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #113 | Iron Beta of Industry | 87 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #165 | Let Me Be! | 8 |
| #910 | Mad Train wine | 40 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #339 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 6 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #43 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 22 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #30 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 119 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #69 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 23 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #34 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 30 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #42 | Shield of Icy Fate | 10 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #28 | Star Spawn | 11 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #31 | Sword of Dark Omens | 15 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 25 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 18 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #75 | Trollhouse cookies | 871 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #930 | Valentine | 15 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #91 | adorable seal larva | 16 |
| #189 | anniversary balloon | 8 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #107 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #393 | battered Crimbo Crate | 29 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #273 | black candy heart | 42 |
| #18 | black candygram | 7 |
| #41 | black lotus | 4 |
| #439 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 11 |
| #204 | box of sunshine | 2,064 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #44 | carob chunk cookies | 143 |
| #231 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 9 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #278 | club necklace | 21 |
| #98 | comfy coffin | 9 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #64 | corncob pipe | 19 |
| #105 | cup of infinite pencils | 13 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
| #143 | d10 | 1 |
| #163 | d12 | 1 |
| #138 | d20 | 1 |
| #104 | d4 | 1 |
| #106 | d6 | 1 |
| #126 | d8 | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #580 | delicious salad | 71 |
| #178 | diamond necklace | 26 |
| #90 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 16 |
| #34 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 38 |
| #25 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 50 |
| #22 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 51 |
| #25 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 42 |
| #28 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 44 |
| #23 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 54 |
| #25 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 44 |
| #31 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 42 |
| #29 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 45 |
| #24 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 46 |
| #21 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 54 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| 🥈 | dungeon dragon chest | 3,292 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #28 | facsimile dictionary | 221 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #9 | foreign box | 101 |
| #73 | frayed rope belt | 16 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #11 | friendly cheez blob | 57 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #15 | green candygram | 81 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #186 | handful of honey | 42 |
| #218 | heart necklace | 25 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #904 | hobo nickel | 69 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #143 | jar of swamp gas | 513 |
| #14 | lavender candygram | 71 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #107 | lucky bottlecap | 14 |
| #55 | macaroni duck | 18 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #853 | meat stack | 5 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #10 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 139 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #26 | orange candygram | 66 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #80 | panhandle panhandling hat | 17 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #24 | pink candygram | 36 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1168 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #158 | plump juicy grub | 10 |
| #598 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #318 | pretty bouquet | 6 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #31 | red balloon | 28 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #231 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 25 |
| #179 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 29 |
| #455 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
| #133 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 33 |
| #17 | rubber emo roe | 976 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #61 | sandwich of the gods | 27 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #214 | spade necklace | 25 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spooky bindle | 8 |
| #148 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #11 | stainless steel scarf | 64 |
| #196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #88 | stainless steel slacks | 18 |
| #50 | stainless steel solitaire | 20 |
| #59 | stainless steel suspenders | 33 |
| #98 | star | 999 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #175 | star buckler | 2 |
| #85 | star chart | 247 |
| #8 | star crossbow | 172 |
| #8 | star hat | 231 |
| #4 | star key lime | 182 |
| #68 | star key lime pie | 19 |
| #115 | star pants | 3 |
| #92 | star shirt | 4 |
| #72 | star spatula | 2 |
| #30 | star staff | 20 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #42 | star sword | 21 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #15 | stray chihuahua | 54 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #228 | stuffed can of asparagus | 62 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #195 | stuffed ninja snowman | 33 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #531 | stuffing | 17 |
| 🥈 | stunt nuts | 55,405 |
| #286 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 63 |
| 🥈 | talkative skull | 18 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #4 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 171 |
| #58 | thought balloon | 3 |
| #188 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 6 |
| #251 | tin magnolia | 13 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #18 | toy jet pack | 325 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #73 | untamable turtle | 16 |
| #85 | unusual disco ball | 16 |
| #153 | upsy daisy | 50 |
| #121 | voodoo snuff | 12 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #165 | white balloon | 100 |
| #22 | white candygram | 46 |
| #29 | white chocolate chip cookies | 441 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #29 | yellow candygram | 137 |