| #135 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 14 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 4 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 4 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 5 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 5 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #121 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 4 |
| #376 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 2 |
| #330 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #307 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 6 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 5 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #183 | Jack-in-the-box | 30 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 19 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 11 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 20 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 21 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 23 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #15 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 25 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #220 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #158 | baconstone | 44 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1090 | barrrnacle | 9 |
| #104 | commemorative war stein | 883 |
| #384 | dense meat stack | 324 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #55 | dollar-sign bag | 113 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #259 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 52 |
| #113 | fancy seashell necklace | 280 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #71 | gold tooth | 9 |
| #646 | grue egg | 41 |
| #46 | half of a gold tooth | 205 |
| #139 | hamethyst | 49 |
| #544 | handful of confetti | 74 |
| #71 | huge gold coin | 154 |
| #35 | leather bookmark | 114 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #85 | massive gemstone | 56 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #56 | pile of gold coins | 114 |
| #47 | pixel coin | 47 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #261 | really dense meat stack | 24 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #35 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #172 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #346 | solid gold bowling ball | 53 |
| #64 | solid gold jewel | 21 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #43 | tiny barrel | 43 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #441 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |