| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #59 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO eye brick | 3,259 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #2092 | Crimbuck | 30 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #48 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #51 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 1 |
| #40 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 2 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #268 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 2 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #24 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #103 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1050 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #117 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #199 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #662 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #491 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #154 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #664 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 5 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #652 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #682 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #107 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 6 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #254 | ant pick | 1 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #197 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #754 | baggie of powdered sugar | 11 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #699 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #956 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #45 | bloody beer | 2,072 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #192 | blue grass | 2 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #184 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #103 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #124 | brown paper bag mask | 2 |
| #110 | brown paper pants | 2 |
| #58 | browser cookie | 3 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #253 | bunny liver | 33 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #78 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #716 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #124 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #96 | club sandwich | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #398 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #201 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #255 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #162 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #330 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #236 | designer handbag | 12 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #64 | dirty rigging rope | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #53 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #135 | dress pants | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #1577 | duct tape | 7 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1117 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #114 | expensive camera | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #592 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
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| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
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| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #116 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
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| #58 | moustache sock | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
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| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #168 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #42 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #30 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #38 | old ball and chain | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #196 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #110 | outlaw bandana | 3 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #116 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
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| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #189 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #84 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #426 | peppermint tailings | 3 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #71 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #593 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #23 | plain paper hat | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
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| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
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| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #321 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #451 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
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| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #854 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #6 | powdered dice | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #45 | power sock | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #198 | punk rock jacket | 2 |
| #634 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #81 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #844 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #389 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #113 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #86 | replica bat-oomerang | 2 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #856 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #163 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #144 | roll of toilet paper | 777 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #187 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #77 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #105 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #265 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #101 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #247 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #195 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #289 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 4 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
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| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #39 | skeleton skis | 2 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #91 | slide rule | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1064 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #156 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #492 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #53 | snowstick | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #95 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #37 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #558 | spectre scepter | 59 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #259 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #556 | spooky bindle | 1 |
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| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #43 | steel sword | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #180 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #147 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #542 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #415 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 106 |
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| #384 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 19 |
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| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
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| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
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| #252 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
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| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
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| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #142 | surgical apron | 1 |
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| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #37 | sweatband | 1 |
| #901 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #685 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #117 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #181 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
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