Museum :: cakeytaste

cakeytaste

Rank	Item	Quantity
#60	Überraschthexengebräu	9
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#61	A muse-bouche	6
#67	ASCII fu manchu	5
#42	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	16
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#215	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#223	Angelhair Culottes	5
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#64	BRICKO stud	8
#43	BUBBLE GUM	9
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#74	Bangyomaman battle juice	7
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#976	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#335	Bling of the New Wave	4
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#419	Bonerdagon necklace	28
#79	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	3
#417	Boss Bat bling	8
#54	Bram's choker	3
🥈	Byte	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#144	CSA discount card	15
#24	Carpathian longsword	99
#46	Charity's choker	10
#119	Claw of the Infernal Seal	8
#1071	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#50	Cracklin' Oat Bran	18
#563	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#1566	Crown of the Goblin King	13
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#392	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
#394	Drowsy Sword	48
#50	Dweebisol™ inhaler	10
#279	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#20	Elizabeth's paintbrush	17
#53	Enchanted Flyswatter	10
#81	Enchanted Plunger	4
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#61	Fitspiration™ poster	31
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#61	Fu Manchu Wax	7
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#38	Gathered Meat-Clip	1,661
#58	Gearhead Goo	15
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#64	Gnollish Crossdress	8
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#172	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#44	Iceberglar scarf	23
#125	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	28
#59	Illuminati earpiece	8
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#235	Iron Beta of Industry	42
#718	Jack-in-the-box	6
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#66	Knob Goblin Mutagen	37
#117	Krakrox's Loincloth	8
#51	Kudzu slaw	8
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#262	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#49	Leonard's glasses	16
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#59	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	16
#30	Liam's mail	85
#423	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	63
#64	Mansquito's blood	5
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#39	Missing Eye Simulation Device	21
#48	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#26	Mr. Screege's spectacles	113
#141	My First Art of War	2
#178	Newman's Own Trousers	6
#196	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	34
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#83	O'RLY manual	21
#526	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#61	Osk'r Chow	12
#29	PVC staff	1
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#879	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#16	Pop Art: a Guide	1
#48	Red Army camouflage kit	31
#51	Redeye™ Eyedrops	15
#47	Rogue Windmill Rouge	9
#241	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#336	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#34	Scuba Snack	16
#50	Shivering Chèvre	118
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#64	Skullery Maid's Knee	25
#151	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	5
#53	Smart Bone Dust	14
#24	Spookyraven signet	142
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#24	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	2
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#50	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	6
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#28	Stone Golem pebbles	120
#628	Summer Nights	2
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#60	Tears of the Quiet Healer	105
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#60	The Author's inkwell	7
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#5	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	2
#358	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#123	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	5
#425	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1415	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#407	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#287	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#528	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
#263	Thwaitgold termite statuette	42
#314	Travels with Jerry	4
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#32	Unfortunato's foolscap	75
#335	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#673	Warm Subject gift certificate	22
#77	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	20
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#378	adorable seal larva	7
#55	alien autoautopsy kit	14
#45	alien hologram projector	11
#10	almost-dead walkie-talkie	736
#120	ancient vinyl coin purse	85
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#50	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	84
#72	assassin's cheese knife	8
#900	baby killer bee	8
#3937	badass belt	9
#48	bag of random words	13
#44	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	10
#44	baloney rotgut	14
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#47	batarang	18
#682	bejeweled cufflinks	4
#47	black friar's tonsure	69
#46	black magic powder	77
#102	black pension check	113
#106	blob of acid	14
#78	blue oyster badge	26
#38	booby trap	12
#40	bottle of Red-Out	25
#66	briefcase	348
#63	brigand brittle	332
#43	bronze polish	13
#49	bubblin' chemistry solution	12
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#78	bucket of fish juice	7
#59	bull blubber	11
#21	burnt snowpants	113
#62	button rouge	19
#52	can of drain cleaner	6
#49	captured boozles	8
#57	cardboard staff	1
#46	carton of gaspers	15
#63	censored can label	6
#59	cheap clip-on ninja tie	10
#42	child-sized dracula cloak	11
#51	clove-flavored lip balm	35
#2495	club necklace	2
#57	coal contact lenses	12
#435	cocoa egg	22
#187	collection of tiny spooky objects	10
#50	compressed air canister	11
#52	conjured ice cream	18
#35	costume rental shop	32
#45	crappy waiter disguise	38
#54	creepy nursery rhyme	10
#51	crident	9
#42	cube of ectoplasm	19
#57	cute meteoroid	2
#1025	daisy	1
#64	damp bar rag	7
#49	dancing fan	28
#172	dead guy's watch	52
#59	demonic surgical gloves	7
#909	designer handbag	2
#60	devil-summoning hat	2
#2468	diamond necklace	2
#53	disposable lighter	16
#48	drinks tray	8
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#136	duct tape wallet	14
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#118	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	4
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#181	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#195	dusty left eleventh rib	2
#201	dusty left femur	2
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#207	dusty left first rear claw	2
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#143	dusty left seventh rib	3
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#192	dusty left thumb	2
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#127	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#141	dusty right fibula	3
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#141	dusty right first rib	3
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#118	dusty right humerus	4
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#191	dusty right radius	2
#186	dusty right scapula	2
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#312	dusty right second rear claw	1
#198	dusty right second rib	2
#188	dusty right seventh rib	2
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#203	dusty right third front claw	2
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#187	dusty right third rib	2
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#195	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#131	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	3
#197	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
#187	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#144	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	3
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#140	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
#198	dusty third lumbar vertebra	2
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#44	ectoplasm au jus	35
#139	eldritch dough	3
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#50	electric copperhead potion	45
#89	embezzler's oil	6
#92	enchanted muesli	35
#42	eyebrow lifter	7
#534	fancy opera glasses	6
#66	fat wallet	26
#49	filthy armor	17
#54	filthy monkey head	9
#152	fireclutch	6
#58	flashy pirate dreadlocks	7
#61	flask of rainwater	39
#111	flayed mind	11
#32	fleshy lump	79
#63	flypaper staff	1
#34	flytrap pellet	31
#59	forest spirit rattle	7
#409	friendly cheez blob	6
#21	frigid derringer	223
#76	frog lip-print	9
#66	funky eyepatch	10
#64	gamer slurry	12
#115	garbage juice slurpee	4
#453	garish pinky ring	9
#51	gazely stare	9
#70	giant breath mint	11
#776	giant designer sunglasses	3
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#55	giant neckbeard	56
#129	giant tube of black lipstick	41
#85	gilt perfume bottle	11
#59	glass of gnat milk	55
#50	glass of warm milk	65
#72	glistening staff	1
#65	gold toothbrush	85
#208	gold wedding ring	41
#54	good ash	7
#13	government-issue identification badge	137
#55	grease trap	11
#48	grey cube	9
#67	grimy lab coat	8
#88	hairy staff	1
#54	hand of cards	11
#63	hand-carved bokken	2
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#38	hand-carved staff	2
#55	handful of fire	12
#87	handful of stubble	5
#61	handful of tips	25
#48	handyman "hand soap"	12
#22	haunted bindle	172
#57	haunted flame	6
#50	hawkface potion	5
#1411	heart necklace	5
#51	holistic headache remedy	164
#201	hot stuffing	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#66	hustler shades	18
#45	icy hairspray	15
#53	infrablack lipstick	9
#45	invisibility cream	11
#53	iron torso box	9
#79	janglin' bones	57
#41	janitor's mop	10
#61	jazzy cigarette holder	14
#86	kobold kibble	25
#55	leather glove	20
#437	linoleum staff	1
#46	little red .epub file	9
#35	lucky cat's paw	42
#51	lump of goofball ore	11
#55	lynyrd skinner toothblack	56
#593	macaroni duck	4
#607	magical pony: Uniquity	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#76	mercenary headband	9
#44	muscle oil	26
#50	ninja eyeblack	22
#47	ninja fear powder	27
#38	novelty fruit hat	32
#50	oil-filled donut	11
#124	old coin purse	134
#229	old leather wallet	38
#58	one glove	13
#62	page of the Necrohobocon	54
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#80	perpendicular guano	12
#43	pickpocket protector	27
#47	piggy tattoo	10
#80	pirate cream pie	27
#67	pixel coin	9
#85	pixellated moneybag	18
#53	plague pie	18
#70	plastic Jefferson wings	28
#71	plunge-leg	9
#10	pogo stick	1
#72	porkpocket	7
#74	poutine pole	1
#43	punk patch	99
#43	pygmy adder oil	223
#69	pygmy dart	27
#57	pygmy papers	81
#40	pygmy witchhazel	69
#52	question juice	8
#45	radioactive spider venom	10
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#46	ravenous eye	11
#64	red-hot jawbreaker	4
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#1491	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#2796	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#2736	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#597	rusty chain necklace	3
#12	rusty staff	1
#53	salt water taffy	17
#139	scrunchie tourniquet	9
#89	secret mummy herbs and spices	66
#53	shamanic ham	11
#130	shiny stones	85
#42	shopkeeper beard	7
#25	short deposition	141
#66	sinister-looking cat	21
#71	skelelton spine	131
#113	skeletal banana	11
#48	skeleton beans	14
#178	skull of the Bonerdagon	8
#8	slime-covered staff	1
#24	sludgesicle	12
#56	smellbook	15
#23	smoldering bagel punch	111
#57	smoldering staff	1
#81	smut orc sunglasses	22
#112	solid gold jewel	4
#72	soylent staff	1
#61	space marine flash grenade	11
#1380	spade necklace	5
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#35	spare neck bolts	26
#69	spicy jerky stick	11
#61	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	20
#49	spray chrome	11
#69	squeaky staff	1
#27	standards and practices guide	115
#44	staph of homophones	1
#51	steampunk potion	93
#71	stick-on gnome beard	9
#44	stolen meatpouch	50
#61	straw pole	6
#654	stray chihuahua	4
#789	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	56
#3475	stuffed Cheshire bitten	12
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#3539	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
#1173	stuffed Meat	36
#3557	stuffed angry cow	12
#2883	stuffed astral badger	16
#5286	stuffed baby gravy fairy	6
#5654	stuffed cocoabo	5
#522	stuffed crazy bastard sword	13
#4309	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
#3408	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	13
#6333	stuffed hand turkey	4
#1004	stuffed key	45
#955	stuffed martini	7
#3197	stuffed mind flayer	14
#884	stuffed mink	53
#795	stuffed monocle	59
#3092	stuffed scary death orb	15
#1312	stuffed shoulder parrot	15
#4298	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	9
#5606	stuffed snowy owl	5
#3602	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	12
#4254	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#828	stuffed teddy butler	55
#877	stuffed tin of caviar	54
#877	stuffed treasure chest	57
#3756	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	11
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#45	styrofoam staff	1
#560	sunken chest	17
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#63	temporary tribal tattoo	16
#44	temporary yak tattoo	11
#42	the kindest cold cut	11
#75	tie-dyed fannypack	5
#123	tiny barrel	8
#52	tiny canopic jar	34
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3936	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3078	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#81	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#3347	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#267	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	4
#1098	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#3122	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#327	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#3954	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1356	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#783	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3860	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3940	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3975	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3975	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#8219	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#4885	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6155	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#161	tiny plastic golden gundam	61
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4854	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#6076	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#4878	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1342	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#2828	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#6133	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#2612	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3848	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#4864	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#6167	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3859	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1112	toast	501
#43	tomato soup poster	11
#46	totally sweet mohawk helmet	10
#19	training scroll: Shattering Punch	2
#31	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	2
#26	training scroll: Snokebomb	2
#59	tube of pendulum lube	5
#50	tube of villain white	8
#55	turtle mud	8
#104	una poca de gracia	8
#56	unholy water	21
#360	untamable turtle	6
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#256	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	40
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#34	vial of swamp vapors	32
#47	voodoo glowskull	109
#69	votive candle	5
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#39	warehouse clerk's glasses	14
#38	warehouse walkie-talkie	17
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#55	wrestling mask	4
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#35	x-ray mirror	12
#56	zombie hollandaise	40

Wow, that's 12,463 items total!

what items are this player missing?