| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #25 | 7-inch discus | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #290 | BURT | 92 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Boris's key lime pie | 3 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #396 | CSA fire-starting kit | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1844 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #156 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #143 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 3 |
| #162 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 5 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #890 | FDKOL commendation | 4 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #76 | FunFunds™ | 34 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #126 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 3 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #429 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 7 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #329 | Nightstalker perfume | 4 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #253 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #110 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 3 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #258 | ammonite fossil | 19 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #373 | belemnite fossil | 12 |
| #1018 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #202 | bite-me-red lipstick | 99 |
| #163 | bottle of Ooze-O | 9 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #134 | bubblin' crude | 151 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #197 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #746 | dry noodles | 18 |
| #526 | duct tape | 63 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #503 | filthy lucre | 77 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #298 | ghost of a necklace | 10 |
| #195 | ghostly body paint | 26 |
| #659 | ghuol guolash | 6 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #133 | hamburger | 8 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #502 | hellion cube | 8 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #816 | hobo nickel | 117 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #66 | leftover canapés | 1 |
| #133 | loadstone | 7 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #380 | mummy wrapping | 32 |
| #221 | necrotizing body spray | 43 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #107 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #1267 | old sweatpants | 21 |
| #132 | ornate picture frame | 17 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #121 | poodle skirt | 2 |
| #154 | press-on ribs | 52 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #517 | roll of toilet paper | 156 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #140 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #89 | topiary nugglet | 25 |
| #55 | toxic globule | 18 |
| #352 | trilobite fossil | 12 |
| #154 | turtlemail bits | 16 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #72 | whisker pencil | 99 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |