Monkey Death Cart

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#719A. W. O. L. commendation4
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#1263Bonerdagon necklace6
#668Boris's ring2
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#168Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#234Gaia beads14
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#181Jocko Homo's head9
#692Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#220Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip9
#152Pokëmann figurine: Duck9
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#158Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump9
#208Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking7
#203Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan7
#169Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap11
#153Pokëmann figurine: Moog5
#288Pokëmann figurine: Nothing5
#260Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu8
#262Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth3
#199Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf10
#152Pokëmann figurine: Twitter12
#345Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite6
#322Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth6
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#205Safari Jack's moustache7
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#685The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#538The Mariachi's guitar case3
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#1417Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#701Uncle Romulus1
#393Yakisoba's hat4
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#1575adorable seal larva1
#202alien source code printout1
#561amulet of extreme plot significance17
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#714antique record album2
#587antique souvenir drawing1
#315baby killer bee32
#261baconstone ring1
#665balloon monkey2
#374barrrnacle43
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#288beach glass necklace1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#268blue class ring12
#321boulder1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#130can of depilatory cream1
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#235chef-in-the-box1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#404collection of tiny spooky objects1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#246cottage1
#29dark baconstone ring1
#29dark hamethyst ring1
#34dark porquoise ring1
#286dope gangsta bling-bling3
#367enormous hoop earring2
#84essential cameraderie1
#83essential soy1
#100essential tofu1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#295fat bottom quark1
#235freshwater pearl necklace1
#1456friendly cheez blob1
#46frigid mote12
#592ghost of a necklace1
#989giant pinky ring12
#37gilded BRICKO brick1
#145gnatwing earring1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#551gold wedding ring5
#232grass clippings1
#5341grue egg1
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#151hair of the calf1
#1508handful of confetti25
#247imp unity ring9
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#162lawnmower blade1
#772macaroni duck3
#126machetito1
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#195makeshift crane1
#340pat-a-cake pendant3
#250peace-sign necklace1
#59peppermint rhino baby1
#2035pet rock2
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#53picture of you1
#28pixel chain whip1
#226pixel cross1
#227pixel holy water1
#66pixel morning star1
#71pixel orb1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#61pixel whip1
#245pixellated moneybag1
#225pointy red hat1
#197poisonous caviar1
#626potato sprout3
#82pregnant gloomy black mushroom2
#663really dense meat stack9
#210red class ring72
#135respected companion biscuit1
#155ring of aggravate monster77
#376ring of conflict1
#119ring of half-assed regeneration27
#148ring of increase damage4
#92sandcastle1
#1077shiny ring19
#82silver tongue charrrm bracelet1
#411six tiny wedges of goat cheese1
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#868solid gold bowling ball16
#146soyburger juice1
#78spaghetti cult rosary18
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#302spark plug earring3
#112spooky pirate skeleton13
#463squirming egg sac19
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#147stolen necklace1
#1007stray chihuahua2
#141sun-dried tofu1
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#73tarrrnished charrrm bracelet1
#2033teddy bear1
#392tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer5
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#119tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer10
#612tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#613tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer3
#139tiny die-cast Father Crimbo4
#633tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#612tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer3
#197tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer8
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#290tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer6
#83tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer12
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#143tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo4
#153tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign9
#190tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer8
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#196tiny die-cast factory worker elf8
#168tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf9
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#92tiny die-cast middle-management elf12
#244tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf7
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#155tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf9
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#190tiny die-cast turtle mech3
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#99tiny goth giant1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1258tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#1279tiny plastic Axe Wound6
#798tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth6
#775tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#1785tiny plastic Black Knight4
#2069tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#2049tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#1187tiny plastic Cheshire bat15
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1115tiny plastic Crimbo elf9
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#348tiny plastic Duke Starkiller3
#2056tiny plastic Felonia2
#2169tiny plastic G Imp3
#484tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#1096tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser7
#1258tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester6
#2767tiny plastic Hellion2
#836tiny plastic Iiti Kitty9
#234tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker4
#1492tiny plastic Knob Goblin King3
#1449tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter5
#1247tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl6
#1074tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist7
#2142tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1044tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy7
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#2784tiny plastic Protagonist2
#1216tiny plastic Spam Witch6
#1224tiny plastic Spunky Princess6
#804tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski6
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#1073tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#1810tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1428tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1259tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#2260tiny plastic angry goat8
#834tiny plastic anime smiley9
#1071tiny plastic apathetic lizardman7
#1069tiny plastic astronomer7
#1649tiny plastic baby gravy fairy11
#1838tiny plastic barrrnacle10
#645tiny plastic beanbat11
#1718tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#2496tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball7
#1781tiny plastic blooper4
#1481tiny plastic brainsweeper5
#1218tiny plastic briefcase bat6
#1214tiny plastic cocoabo15
#2186tiny plastic coffee pixie8
#1182tiny plastic conservationist hippy4
#943tiny plastic cubist bull8
#1779tiny plastic demoninja4
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1454tiny plastic drunk goat5
#1740tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#1790tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#2185tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#1714tiny plastic fruit golem4
#1307tiny plastic fuzzy dice14
#1672tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick11
#2024tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#1218tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#1477tiny plastic goth giant5
#2229tiny plastic grue8
#944tiny plastic handsome mariachi8
#1834tiny plastic hermit3
#3311tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#2465tiny plastic killer bee7
#1742tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box4
#2231tiny plastic leprechaun8
#2015tiny plastic levitating potato9
#2731tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#2511tiny plastic mosquito7
#1107tiny plastic ninja snowman7
#1346tiny plastic pastamancer4
#1832tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#1815tiny plastic sauceror3
#1078tiny plastic scary clown7
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1452tiny plastic senile lihc5
#1738tiny plastic smarmy pirate4
#1216tiny plastic spiny skelelton6
#2564tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#1784tiny plastic spooky vampire4
#1388tiny plastic stab bat13
#1389tiny plastic star starfish13
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1417tiny plastic sweet nutcracker6
#2768tiny plastic taco cat2
#2769tiny plastic topiary golem2
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#2765tiny plastic warwelf2
#1046tiny plastic whitesnake7
#1475tiny plastic zmobie5
#2083toothsome rock2
#37torquoise ring1
#140trout fang1
#363untamable turtle6
#315unusual disco ball8
#65walrus-tusk earring18
#59warbear LP-ROM burner3
#105warbear auto-anvil2
#292warbear breakfast machine assembler1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#117warbear drone assembler5
#298warbear empathy chip1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
#55warbear induction oven3
#32warbear jackhammer drill press5
#97warbear metalworking primer11
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#298warbear soda machine assembler1
#160wet venom duct1
#251white class ring39
#464wrench bracelet6

Wow, that's 1,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?