| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #572 | Bonerdagon necklace | 20 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #778 | CRIMBCO scrip | 135 |
| #233 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1798 | Crimbuck | 77 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #37 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 15 |
| #74 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #95 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #262 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #551 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #803 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #408 | around the world | 2 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #66 | black label | 20 |
| #53 | bone abacus | 27 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #173 | bread line | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #796 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #493 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #165 | pie man was not meant to eat | 14 |
| #443 | pink clay bead | 24 |
| #475 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | spectre scepter | 55 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #615 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #501 | towel | 19 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #368 | useless powder | 398 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |