| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #574 | Bonerdagon necklace | 20 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #779 | CRIMBCO scrip | 135 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1798 | Crimbuck | 77 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #37 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 15 |
| #76 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #65 | black label | 20 |
| #52 | bone abacus | 27 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #489 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #164 | pie man was not meant to eat | 14 |
| #439 | pink clay bead | 24 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | spectre scepter | 55 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #615 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #501 | towel | 19 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #367 | useless powder | 398 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |