| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #279 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 8 |
| #292 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 8 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 6 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #315 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 6 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #330 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #266 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 9 |
| #246 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 84 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 9 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #63 | hunk of granite | 52 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #202 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #195 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 11 |
| #145 | magical pony: Pearjack | 14 |
| #198 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 11 |
| #175 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 13 |
| #211 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 9 |
| #227 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #55 | shovelful of dirt | 60 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #79 | tangarita with a fly in it | 4 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 11 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 8 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 12 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #126 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 119 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #215 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #148 | unusual disco ball | 12 |