| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #144 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1150 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #975 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #191 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #190 | Instant Karma | 56 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #238 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 6 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #636 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #373 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #628 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #639 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 8 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #759 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #390 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #888 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #647 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 10 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1542 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #191 | bag of lard | 6 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #874 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #311 | bite-me-red lipstick | 54 |
| #133 | black eyedrops | 6 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #193 | blind-packed capsule toy | 65 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #4676 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #399 | burst hellseal brain | 11 |
| #1891 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #3287 | candy cane | 4 |
| #66 | caustic slime nodule | 6 |
| #229 | chainsaw chain | 2 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #184 | crappy brain | 13 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #103 | decent brain | 101 |
| #335 | disembodied brain | 10 |
| #349 | distilled fortified wine | 8 |
| #159 | donkey flipbook | 5 |
| #906 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #494 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #508 | fake blood | 2 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #838 | fudgecule | 234 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #326 | ghostly body paint | 11 |
| #138 | good brain | 318 |
| #736 | green gummi ingot | 14 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #155 | half-rotten brain | 5 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #94 | irradiated pet snacks | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #463 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #715 | jerky coins | 15 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #610 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #589 | licorice root | 2 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #592 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #330 | necrotizing body spray | 22 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #330 | pack of pogs | 60 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #742 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #273 | press-on ribs | 28 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #95 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #116 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #731 | red gummi ingot | 14 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #189 | scented massage oil | 9 |
| #147 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #657 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #856 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 52 |
| #2597 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4244 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #915 | stuffed Meat | 51 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3591 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #825 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1066 | stuffed key | 40 |
| #648 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1469 | stuffed mink | 24 |
| #954 | stuffed monocle | 48 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #1467 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #2197 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3068 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #3546 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #990 | stuffed teddy butler | 46 |
| #693 | stuffed tin of caviar | 69 |
| #725 | stuffed treasure chest | 76 |
| #2812 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #865 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2688 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #718 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #543 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #318 | whisker pencil | 20 |
| #726 | yellow gummi ingot | 14 |