| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1050 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #973 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #184 | Instant Karma | 56 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #238 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 6 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #828 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #639 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 8 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #760 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #389 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #649 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 10 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #191 | bag of lard | 6 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #873 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #311 | bite-me-red lipstick | 54 |
| #133 | black eyedrops | 6 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #194 | blind-packed capsule toy | 65 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #397 | burst hellseal brain | 11 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #66 | caustic slime nodule | 6 |
| #228 | chainsaw chain | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #184 | crappy brain | 13 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #103 | decent brain | 101 |
| #337 | disembodied brain | 10 |
| #348 | distilled fortified wine | 8 |
| #159 | donkey flipbook | 5 |
| #905 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #835 | fudgecule | 234 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #325 | ghostly body paint | 11 |
| #137 | good brain | 318 |
| #732 | green gummi ingot | 14 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #154 | half-rotten brain | 5 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #94 | irradiated pet snacks | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
| #716 | jerky coins | 15 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #588 | licorice root | 2 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #330 | necrotizing body spray | 22 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #330 | pack of pogs | 60 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #273 | press-on ribs | 28 |
| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #95 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #729 | red gummi ingot | 14 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #189 | scented massage oil | 9 |
| #147 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #856 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 52 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #913 | stuffed Meat | 51 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #1062 | stuffed key | 40 |
| #646 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1468 | stuffed mink | 24 |
| #951 | stuffed monocle | 48 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #1466 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #987 | stuffed teddy butler | 46 |
| #690 | stuffed tin of caviar | 69 |
| #722 | stuffed treasure chest | 76 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #864 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #317 | whisker pencil | 20 |
| #725 | yellow gummi ingot | 14 |