| #145 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #61 | Angelhair Culottes | 12 |
| #64 | Argarggagarg's fang | 16 |
| #44 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 15 |
| #65 | Bling of the New Wave | 12 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #41 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 16 |
| #84 | Colander of Em-er'il | 15 |
| #67 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 18 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
| #112 | Elder Turtle Shell | 13 |
| #78 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 11 |
| #55 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 13 |
| #73 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 11 |
| #112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
| #38 | Instant Karma | 286 |
| #120 | Jocko Homo's head | 11 |
| #44 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 15 |
| #153 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 9 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #83 | Newman's Own Trousers | 10 |
| #14 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 39 |
| #89 | Safari Jack's moustache | 12 |
| #91 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 17 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Star Spawn | 39 |
| #210 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 10 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 12 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 25 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 21 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 10 |
| #312 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #72 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 11 |
| #61 | Yakisoba's hat | 14 |
| #91 | adorable seal larva | 16 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 82 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #20 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 11 |
| #1343 | box of sunshine | 141 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #16 | electric Kool-Aid | 9 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #64 | heart of the volcano | 74 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #99 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #144 | solid gold bowling ball | 124 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #153 | spectre scepter | 167 |
| #335 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #138 | untamable turtle | 12 |
| #72 | unusual disco ball | 17 |