| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #609 | Crimbuck | 1,620 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #103 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 27 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 18 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 56 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #69 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #43 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #90 | cap gun | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #314 | corrupted data | 49 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #27 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #378 | old sweatpants | 192 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #60 | software glitch | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |