| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #220 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |