| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #128 | Atomic Pop | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #195 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 4 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #132 | Cheer-Up soda | 3 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #605 | FDKOL commendation | 75 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #135 | Gummi-DNA | 10 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 3 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 39 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #371 | bottle of bubbles | 25 |
| #128 | bubble-wrap simulator | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #138 | cheer-o-gram | 3 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #401 | crystalline cheer | 29 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #467 | donated candy | 3 |
| #481 | donated food | 2 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #862 | fudgecule | 204 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #539 | green gummi ingot | 37 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #92 | hunk of granite | 34 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #287 | licorice root | 20 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #285 | lollipop stick | 210 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #163 | mime eraser | 4 |
| #209 | mime soul fragment | 15 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #343 | negative lump | 4 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #533 | red gummi ingot | 36 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #117 | shovelful of dirt | 21 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #146 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 4 |
| #146 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #567 | strawberyl | 8 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #489 | sucker scaffold | 11 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #315 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #98 | warbear bearserker potion | 18 |
| #97 | warbear liquid overcoat | 20 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #554 | yellow gummi ingot | 34 |