| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #129 | Atomic Pop | 5 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #195 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 4 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #133 | Cheer-Up soda | 3 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #604 | FDKOL commendation | 75 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #137 | Gummi-DNA | 10 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #155 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 3 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 39 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1951 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #379 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #644 | bananagate | 6 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #373 | bottle of bubbles | 25 |
| #129 | bubble-wrap simulator | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #140 | cheer-o-gram | 3 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #410 | crystalline cheer | 29 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #483 | donated booze | 3 |
| #480 | donated candy | 3 |
| #494 | donated food | 2 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #865 | fudgecule | 204 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #543 | green gummi ingot | 37 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #91 | hunk of granite | 34 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #287 | licorice root | 20 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #284 | lollipop stick | 210 |
| #594 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #163 | mime eraser | 4 |
| #209 | mime soul fragment | 15 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #347 | negative lump | 4 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #535 | red gummi ingot | 36 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #151 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #119 | shovelful of dirt | 21 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #147 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 4 |
| #147 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #567 | strawberyl | 8 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #492 | sucker scaffold | 11 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #620 | tourmalime | 6 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #277 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #604 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #312 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #98 | warbear bearserker potion | 18 |
| #97 | warbear liquid overcoat | 20 |
| #180 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #557 | yellow gummi ingot | 34 |