| #44 | Überraschthexengebräu | 14 |
| #110 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #54 | "meat" stick | 23 |
| #93 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #55 | A muse-bouche | 8 |
| #42 | ASCII fu manchu | 19 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #71 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #49 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 12 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #159 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| #68 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #56 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #54 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #64 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #65 | BRICKO stud | 8 |
| #29 | BUBBLE GUM | 25 |
| #51 | BURT | 533 |
| #294 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #55 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 12 |
| #123 | Barney's rake | 2 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| #64 | Beach Buck | 153 |
| #62 | Beignet Milgranet | 3 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #56 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #149 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #74 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #63 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #366 | CSA fire-starting kit | 6 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #50 | Camp Scout pup tent | 339 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #64 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #59 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #21 | Champagne Shimmy | 1 |
| #41 | Charity's choker | 13 |
| #37 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 2 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #35 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 29 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbo Credit | 379 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #213 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #115 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 20 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #131 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #103 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #51 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #184 | Dust bunny | 2 |
| #68 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 4 |
| #46 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #98 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #147 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #44 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 13 |
| #41 | Enchanted Plunger | 12 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #52 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #81 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 2 |
| #123 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 2 |
| #139 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #126 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 3 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #26 | Fitspiration™ poster | 92 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #35 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 913 |
| #51 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #67 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #49 | Fu Manchu Wax | 13 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #63 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #212 | Game Grid ticket | 10 |
| #80 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 49 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #53 | Gearhead Goo | 18 |
| #9 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 14 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #13 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 5 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #14 | Gene Tonic: Goblin | 3 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #13 | Gene Tonic: Hobo | 2 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 2 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Insect | 1 |
| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 1 |
| #21 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 2 |
| #6 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 11 |
| #17 | Gene Tonic: Undead | 4 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #59 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #55 | Gnollish Crossdress | 10 |
| #51 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #116 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #107 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #100 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #67 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #64 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #50 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #137 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #41 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #28 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 2 |
| #543 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #50 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #39 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #46 | Iceberglar scarf | 21 |
| #67 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 84 |
| #29 | Illuminati earpiece | 36 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #851 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #110 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #49 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 64 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #51 | Kudzu slaw | 8 |
| #488 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #38 | Leonard's glasses | 26 |
| #53 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 20 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #31 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #55 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #616 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #68 | Mansquito's blood | 4 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #37 | Marltini | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #306 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #31 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #22 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #73 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #89 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #56 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 11 |
| #60 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #66 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #56 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #249 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #129 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #50 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #430 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #78 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #49 | Osk'r Chow | 17 |
| #40 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #301 | PEEZ dispenser | 6 |
| #5 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 152 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #59 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #39 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #66 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #45 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #36 | Red Army camouflage kit | 74 |
| #73 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #35 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #21 | Red Roger's red right foot | 3 |
| #44 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #127 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #53 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 14 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #42 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 10 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #32 | Saucepanic | 2 |
| #52 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #54 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #40 | Scuba Snack | 14 |
| #1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #11 | Shantix™ | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #45 | Shivering Chèvre | 135 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #62 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #42 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 57 |
| #64 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #50 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #62 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #40 | Smart Bone Dust | 25 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| #58 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
| #139 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #78 | Stone Golem pebbles | 17 |
| #51 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #63 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #776 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #52 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 116 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #60 | The Author's inkwell | 7 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #390 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #37 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #4 | This Charming Flan | 598 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1161 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #1036 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #369 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #22 | UV monocular | 5 |
| #121 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 111 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #37 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #63 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 28 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #150 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 6 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #17 | a bug's lymph | 1 |
| #73 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #54 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #55 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #71 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
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| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #32 | alien autoautopsy kit | 47 |
| #48 | alien gemstone | 1 |
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| #7 | alien plant pod | 1 |
| #44 | alien rock sample | 1 |
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| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
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| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
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| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
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| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
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| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
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| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #69 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #101 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #730 | barrrnacle | 18 |
| #41 | batarang | 20 |
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| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #12 | beggin' cologne | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #147 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #44 | black friar's tonsure | 74 |
| #46 | black magic powder | 77 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #51 | black slime glob | 1 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #41 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #81 | blob of acid | 26 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #31 | blue oyster badge | 185 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #59 | body spradium | 1 |
| #41 | booby trap | 10 |
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| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
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| #133 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #398 | bread line | 1 |
| #275 | bread man | 1 |
| #30 | bread roll | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #26 | brigand brittle | 1,167 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #62 | bronze polish | 6 |
| #290 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #37 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 24 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #50 | bucket of fish juice | 38 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #35 | bugbear purification pill | 23 |
| #54 | bull blubber | 13 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #70 | bunny liver | 148 |
| #50 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #134 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #850 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #41 | button rouge | 61 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #24 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| #49 | can of drain cleaner | 7 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #34 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #57 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #96 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #58 | captured boozles | 6 |
| #54 | carrot juice | 1 |
| #60 | carton of gaspers | 7 |
| #88 | cartoon heart | 22 |
| #52 | cashew | 1 |
| #60 | catfish whiskers | 14 |
| #33 | censored can label | 27 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #40 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 18 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #47 | child-sized dracula cloak | 7 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #298 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #203 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #45 | clove-flavored lip balm | 42 |
| #1797 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #157 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #40 | coal contact lenses | 26 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #22 | cold jelly | 2 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #48 | compressed air canister | 12 |
| #194 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
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| #33 | confiscated comic book | 103 |
| #27 | confiscated love note | 136 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #61 | conjured ice cream | 11 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #565 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #70 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #55 | cornucopia | 1 |
| #66 | cosmetic football | 1 |
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| #34 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #218 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #266 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #70 | crayon shavings | 17 |
| #27 | creepy nursery rhyme | 40 |
| #58 | crident | 6 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
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| #59 | cube of ectoplasm | 10 |
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| #117 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
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| #37 | cuppa Chari tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Craft tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Feroci tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Gill tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Improprie tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Loyal tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Mana tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Nas tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Net tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Physicali tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Proprie tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Vitali tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Wit tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Yet tea | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | cyan seashell | 2 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #34 | daily dungeon malware | 1 |
| #48 | damp bar rag | 14 |
| #32 | dancing fan | 79 |
| #133 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #269 | decent brain | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #67 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #49 | demonic surgical gloves | 16 |
| #64 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #61 | dethklok | 1 |
| #42 | devil-summoning hat | 9 |
| #188 | devilish folio | 2 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #41 | dirt julep | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #74 | disintegrating barrel | 1 |
| #33 | disposable lighter | 32 |
| #296 | donated booze | 24 |
| #310 | donated candy | 21 |
| #15 | donated food | 1,356 |
| #58 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #216 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #64 | drinks tray | 4 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #72 | drone self-destruct chip | 4 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
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| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #72 | dusty barrel | 1 |
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| #208 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
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| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
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| #96 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #149 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #196 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #182 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #109 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #99 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 4 |
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| #98 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #62 | dusty left eighth rib | 6 |
| #195 | dusty left eleventh rib | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #183 | dusty left fibula | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #184 | dusty left first front claw | 2 |
| #146 | dusty left first rear claw | 3 |
| #135 | dusty left first rib | 3 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #192 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #138 | dusty left fourth rib | 3 |
| #200 | dusty left humerus | 2 |
| #69 | dusty left kneecap | 6 |
| #151 | dusty left ninth rib | 3 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #134 | dusty left scapula | 3 |
| #139 | dusty left second front claw | 3 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #76 | dusty left second rib | 6 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #87 | dusty left tenth rib | 5 |
| #125 | dusty left third front claw | 3 |
| #108 | dusty left third rear claw | 4 |
| #199 | dusty left third rib | 2 |
| #146 | dusty left thumb | 3 |
| #208 | dusty left tibia | 2 |
| #49 | dusty left twelfth rib | 7 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #131 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #282 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #109 | dusty right clavicle | 4 |
| #109 | dusty right eighth rib | 4 |
| #183 | dusty right eleventh rib | 2 |
| #138 | dusty right femur | 3 |
| #105 | dusty right fibula | 4 |
| #104 | dusty right fifth rib | 4 |
| #143 | dusty right first front claw | 3 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #177 | dusty right fourth front claw | 2 |
| #194 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #93 | dusty right fourth rib | 5 |
| #208 | dusty right humerus | 2 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #190 | dusty right ninth rib | 2 |
| #145 | dusty right radius | 3 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #144 | dusty right second rib | 3 |
| #136 | dusty right seventh rib | 3 |
| #188 | dusty right sixth rib | 2 |
| #186 | dusty right tenth rib | 2 |
| #203 | dusty right third front claw | 2 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #105 | dusty right third rib | 4 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #138 | dusty right twelfth rib | 3 |
| #301 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #146 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 3 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #130 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #197 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #132 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #182 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #187 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #191 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #104 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #191 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #136 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #37 | ectoplasm au jus | 48 |
| #61 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #263 | eggwater | 1 |
| #49 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #59 | eldritch dough | 19 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #26 | electric copperhead potion | 131 |
| #489 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #48 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #63 | embezzler's oil | 20 |
| #59 | enchanted muesli | 63 |
| #1181 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #296 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #14 | exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #18 | extra-strength red potion | 63 |
| #45 | extra-toasted half sandwich | 1 |
| #37 | eyebrow lifter | 9 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #36 | filthy armor | 27 |
| #60 | filthy monkey head | 6 |
| #29 | fireclutch | 101 |
| #24 | fish sauce | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #160 | flaming glowsticks | 3 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #293 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #44 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 15 |
| #94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #24 | flask of rainwater | 177 |
| #86 | flayed mind | 21 |
| #129 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #270 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #36 | folder (D-Team) | 1 |
| #32 | folder (KOLHS) | 1 |
| #49 | folder (Yedi) | 1 |
| #13 | folder (dancing dolphins) | 1 |
| #54 | folder (heavy metal) | 1 |
| #46 | folder (smiley face) | 1 |
| #42 | folder (space skeleton) | 1 |
| #51 | folder (sports car) | 1 |
| #53 | folder (sportsballs) | 1 |
| #33 | folder (wizard) | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #49 | forest spirit rattle | 11 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #73 | freshwater fishbone | 17 |
| #76 | friendly cheez blob | 20 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #55 | frog lip-print | 20 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #65 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1184 | fudgecule | 21 |
| #196 | funhouse mirror | 4 |
| #42 | funky eyepatch | 42 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #47 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #23 | gamer slurry | 56 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #85 | garbage juice slurpee | 39 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #56 | gazely stare | 5 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #199 | ghost trap | 7 |
| #23 | giant O | 1 |
| #25 | giant X | 1 |
| #34 | giant breath mint | 47 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #26 | giant neckbeard | 108 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #63 | giant tube of black lipstick | 153 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #39 | gilt perfume bottle | 32 |
| #66 | gingerbread bugbear | 427 |
| #60 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #68 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #61 | gingerbread wine | 1 |
| #20 | gingernade | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #23 | glass casserole dish | 1 |
| #38 | glass of gnat milk | 91 |
| #34 | glass of warm milk | 96 |
| #71 | glass of warm water | 4 |
| #165 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #106 | gold toothbrush | 30 |
| #99 | golden gum | 1 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #80 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #50 | good ash | 8 |
| #310 | good brain | 4 |
| #13 | goodberry | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #48 | gooified animal matter | 131 |
| #73 | gooified vegetable matter | 62 |
| #116 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #52 | government-issue identification badge | 8 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #59 | gray seashell | 1 |
| #52 | grease trap | 13 |
| #196 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #26 | green bean casserole | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #33 | green cloth cap | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #704 | green gummi ingot | 17 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #104 | green pill | 1 |
| #57 | green seashell | 1 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #36 | grey cube | 16 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #33 | grimy lab coat | 34 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #37 | grubby wool | 1 |
| #19 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool gloves | 1 |
| #12 | grubby wool hat | 1 |
| #11 | grubby wool scarf | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool trousers | 1 |
| #23 | grubby woolball | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #18 | guffin | 1 |
| #46 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #177 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #240 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #114 | hamburger | 13 |
| #242 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #47 | hammerus | 1 |
| #65 | hand of cards | 7 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #110 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #43 | handful of fire | 18 |
| #369 | handful of honey | 2 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #46 | handful of stubble | 20 |
| #48 | handyman "hand soap" | 12 |
| #53 | hardboiled egg | 1 |
| #29 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
| #39 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #47 | haunted flame | 9 |
| #34 | haunted gimlet | 1 |
| #28 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #40 | hawkface potion | 8 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #138 | headless sparrow | 4 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #52 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #71 | holistic headache remedy | 108 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #32 | honeypot | 2 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #27 | hot jelly | 1 |
| #174 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #98 | hot wine | 1 |
| #191 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #25 | human musk | 1 |
| #196 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #28 | hustler shades | 59 |
| #11 | ice house | 8 |
| #42 | icy hairspray | 19 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #15 | industrial lubricant | 1 |
| #21 | infernal snowball | 1 |
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| #61 | infrablack lipstick | 5 |
| #30 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #24 | invisibility cream | 37 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #36 | iron torso box | 23 |
| #68 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #57 | janglin' bones | 98 |
| #45 | janitor's mop | 8 |
| #140 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #30 | jazzy cigarette holder | 47 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #56 | kelp | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | kobold kibble | 22 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #19 | leafy browns | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #35 | leather glove | 46 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #54 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #545 | licorice root | 3 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| 🥈 | liquid ice pack | 288 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #87 | little firkin | 1 |
| #49 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #30 | little red .epub file | 24 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #14 | livid energy | 1 |
| #312 | loadstone | 1 |
| #595 | lollipop stick | 30 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #53 | lucky cat's paw | 18 |
| #48 | lump of Brituminous coal | 387 |
| #69 | lump of goofball ore | 5 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #25 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 170 |
| #134 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #59 | magenta seashell | 1 |
| #321 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 5 |
| #234 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #317 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #197 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 11 |
| #306 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #269 | magical pony: Uniquity | 6 |
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| #67 | magical sausage casing | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #37 | martiny | 1 |
| #34 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #71 | meadeorite | 1 |
| #29 | mercenary headband | 147 |
| #70 | meteoreo | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #12 | micronova | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #264 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #136 | mini-martini | 2 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #45 | moomy dust | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #56 | moreltini | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #66 | mouldering barrel | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #49 | mulled hobo wine | 1 |
| #42 | murderbot component casing | 1 |
| #18 | murderbot memory chip | 1 |
| #41 | murderbot monofilament | 1 |
| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #38 | murderbot power cell | 1 |
| #41 | muscle oil | 28 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #454 | necrotizing body spray | 5 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #340 | negative lump | 5 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #63 | neverending wallet chain | 1 |
| #21 | ninja eyeblack | 109 |
| #22 | ninja fear powder | 100 |
| #14 | non-Euclidean angle | 1 |
| #76 | normal barrel | 1 |
| #58 | noticeable pumps | 1 |
| #34 | novelty fruit hat | 35 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #52 | oil-filled donut | 8 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #197 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #441 | old sweatpants | 165 |
| #287 | oldcake | 1 |
| #32 | one glove | 35 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #15 | organic potpourri | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #22 | pacification grenade | 10 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #39 | page of the Necrohobocon | 127 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #20 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #17 | pair of scissors | 1 |
| #198 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #71 | party balloon | 2 |
| #79 | party beer bomb | 2 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #21 | patch of extra-warm fur | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #61 | pentagram bandana | 1 |
| #167 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #34 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #60 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #198 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #47 | perpendicular guano | 26 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #17 | pewter shavings | 1 |
| #5 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 3 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #40 | pickpocket protector | 34 |
| #88 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #47 | piggy tattoo | 10 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #37 | pile of useless robot parts | 41 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #69 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #68 | pirate cream pie | 36 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #45 | plague pie | 23 |
| #262 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #24 | plastic Jefferson wings | 173 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #58 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #32 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #66 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #44 | plunge-leg | 50 |
| #116 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #59 | ponytail clip | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #44 | popcorn | 5 |
| #37 | porkpocket | 21 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #64 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #102 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #15 | powdered madness | 1 |
| #477 | press-on ribs | 4 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #15 | primitive alien medicine | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #38 | print screen button | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #23 | prototype stimulant | 1 |
| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #42 | pulled blue taffy | 53 |
| #42 | pulled green taffy | 41 |
| #36 | pulled indigo taffy | 36 |
| #57 | pulled orange taffy | 51 |
| #41 | pulled red taffy | 56 |
| #59 | pulled violet taffy | 51 |
| #30 | punk patch | 121 |
| #34 | pygmy adder oil | 327 |
| #20 | pygmy dart | 110 |
| #37 | pygmy papers | 138 |
| #58 | pygmy witchhazel | 41 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #52 | question juice | 8 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| #45 | radioactive spider venom | 10 |
| #55 | ratty knitted cap | 1 |
| #48 | ravenous eye | 10 |
| #59 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #60 | raw gravy | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #64 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
| #60 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #58 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #23 | really nice net | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #355 | red ale | 2 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #706 | red gummi ingot | 17 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #55 | red-hot jawbreaker | 6 |
| #47 | red-hot sausage fork | 2 |
| #41 | regret hose | 2 |
| #45 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #46 | reverse Tantalus | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1250 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #28 | robin flan | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #742 | roll of toilet paper | 84 |
| #23 | round blue bomb | 92 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1961 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #59 | rubber spider | 9 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #262 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #179 | runny icing | 1 |
| #58 | runproof mascara | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #174 | salt plum | 1 |
| #54 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #59 | salt water taffy | 15 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #162 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #11 | scrunchie tourniquet | 398 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #28 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 279 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #27 | sew-on bandage | 1 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #26 | shamanic ham | 30 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #94 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #72 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #47 | shopkeeper beard | 5 |
| #46 | short deposition | 93 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #89 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #55 | sinister-looking cat | 30 |
| #53 | skelelton spine | 191 |
| #53 | skeletal banana | 45 |
| #48 | skeleton beans | 14 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #22 | sleaze jelly | 1 |
| #97 | sleeping wereturtle | 10 |
| #130 | slice of pizza | 15 |
| #142 | slime convention swag bag | 4 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
| #47 | smellbook | 18 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #125 | smoldering bagel punch | 1 |
| #51 | smut orc sunglasses | 54 |
| #61 | snake skin | 1 |
| #32 | snow cleats | 1 |
| #24 | snow fort | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #201 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #89 | space marine flash grenade | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #35 | spant chitin | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #36 | spant tendon | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #26 | spare chocolate parts | 1 |
| #37 | spare neck bolts | 24 |
| #39 | specialty ammo bandolier | 43 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #336 | spectre scepter | 91 |
| #41 | spicy jerky stick | 31 |
| #295 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #309 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #63 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #44 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 40 |
| #29 | spooky jelly | 1 |
| #54 | spray chrome | 9 |
| #860 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #19 | steampunk potion | 212 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #43 | steel sword | 1 |
| #32 | stench jelly | 1 |
| #77 | stick-on gnome beard | 6 |
| #50 | straw pole | 12 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #2384 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7013 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #7021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7875 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2135 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2742 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2391 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7048 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6996 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2553 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2206 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #419 | sucker scaffold | 18 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #173 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #68 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 1 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #120 | tankard of ale | 14 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #63 | temporary tribal tattoo | 16 |
| #30 | temporary yak tattoo | 32 |
| #47 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #57 | tennis ball | 1 |
| #34 | thanksgiving turkey | 1 |
| #40 | the kindest cold cut | 13 |
| #23 | the most dangerous bait | 217 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #66 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #25 | tin thermos of chai | 1 |
| #182 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #59 | tiny canopic jar | 25 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #272 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #27 | toast with cold jelly | 1 |
| #73 | toasted brie | 1 |
| #39 | tomato soup poster | 14 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #48 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 9 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #79 | transdermal smoke patch | 2 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #20 | tryptophan dart | 1 |
| #55 | tube of pendulum lube | 6 |
| #64 | tube of villain white | 3 |
| #19 | turkey blaster | 2 |
| #49 | turtle mud | 10 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #83 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #90 | una poca de gracia | 11 |
| #116 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #18 | unfinished pleasure | 1 |
| #51 | unholy water | 23 |
| #67 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1 |
| #256 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #211 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #1288 | useless powder | 17 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #65 | van key | 1 |
| #63 | very small red dress | 1 |
| #22 | vial of holy water | 153 |
| #9 | vial of humanoid growth hormone | 1 |
| #33 | vial of swamp vapors | 33 |
| #65 | vibrating mushroom | 1 |
| #49 | viral video | 1 |
| #71 | void burger | 1 |
| #36 | voodoo glowskull | 157 |
| #40 | votive candle | 13 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #142 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #125 | warbear metalworking primer | 9 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #168 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 8 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #39 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 14 |
| #253 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #43 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 11 |
| #31 | warm gravy | 1 |
| #29 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| #218 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #17 | wax hand | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #125 | whimpering willow bark | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1161 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1935 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #97 | wind-up meatcar | 111 |
| #71 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #58 | wrestling mask | 3 |
| #39 | x-ray mirror | 10 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #711 | yellow gummi ingot | 17 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #63 | yellow seashell | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #67 | zombie | 1 |
| #39 | zombie hollandaise | 67 |