| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #180 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #87 | Bonerdagon necklace | 84 |
| #303 | Boss Bat bling | 11 |
| #600 | Boss Bat britches | 25 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #134 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #115 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 11 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #56 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 29 |
| #496 | Crimbuck | 2,031 |
| #72 | Crown of the Goblin King | 208 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #108 | Disco Banjo | 5 |
| #123 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #174 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 12 |
| #197 | Elder Turtle Shell | 10 |
| #141 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #63 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 23 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #54 | Iron Beta of Industry | 160 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #161 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #137 | Mace of the Tortoise | 4 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #175 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #84 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 74 |
| #217 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 10 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #235 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #78 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 20 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #53 | Red Balloon of Valor | 4 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #19 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 5 |
| #15 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 7 |
| #21 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 940 |
| #17 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1,013 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #16 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1,036 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 25 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 14 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #53 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 4 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #166 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 16 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #80 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 13 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #29 | bindle of joy | 4 |
| #169 | blood flower | 66 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥈 | cheap elven gloves | 798 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #85 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 11 |
| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #177 | chintzy saucepan earring | 5 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #68 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 145 |
| #65 | club necklace | 56 |
| #67 | diamond necklace | 55 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #126 | fire | 46 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #139 | frozen Mob Penguin | 16 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #82 | heart necklace | 51 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #20 | hot ashes | 100 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #449 | mafia aria | 51 |
| #6 | passable elf mask | 569 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #30 | recursive spline reticulator | 130 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #60 | spade necklace | 65 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 8 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #163 | useless powder | 1,253 |
| #73 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 110 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #130 | yeti fur | 2,478 |
| #110 | zombie pineal gland | 31 |