| #23 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 217 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #41 | Elfin shortbread | 33 |
| #5 | Elvish delight | 434 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #2221 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #171 | cardboard katana | 3 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #364 | cold ninja mask | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #6 | dwarf bread | 4,033 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #40 | elven cellocello | 147 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #563 | frigid ninja stars | 34 |
| #166 | gimlet | 4 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #376 | heart of the volcano | 19 |
| #599 | heart-shaped balloon | 8 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #444 | hot katana blade | 24 |
| #357 | icy katana hilt | 8 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #292 | ninja hot pants | 12 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #373 | pixellated candy heart | 42 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #206 | scorpion whip | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #9 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 959 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 18 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |