| #24 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 217 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #41 | Elfin shortbread | 33 |
| #6 | Elvish delight | 434 |
| #563 | Ent cider | 10 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #296 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #2220 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #172 | cardboard katana | 3 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #364 | cold ninja mask | 8 |
| đŸ¥‰ | control crystal | 1 |
| #6 | dwarf bread | 4,033 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #41 | elven cellocello | 147 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #566 | frigid ninja stars | 34 |
| #167 | gimlet | 4 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #379 | heart of the volcano | 19 |
| #599 | heart-shaped balloon | 8 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #443 | hot katana blade | 24 |
| #357 | icy katana hilt | 8 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #294 | ninja hot pants | 12 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #375 | pixellated candy heart | 42 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #209 | scorpion whip | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #538 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #9 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 959 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 18 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #969 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |