| #38 | Abyssal ember | 3 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #677 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #613 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #984 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #1462 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #314 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 18 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1039 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #717 | FDKOL commendation | 21 |
| #286 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #292 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #396 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #711 | Goodfella contract | 10 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #470 | Iron Beta of Industry | 16 |
| #612 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 2 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1218 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #240 | Red Rover BB gun | 16 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| đŸ¥‡ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #132 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 6 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #548 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #892 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #191 | brigand brittle | 10 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #88 | decanter of fine Scotch | 3 |
| #1069 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #755 | empty agua de vida bottle | 97 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #600 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1163 | fudgecule | 26 |
| #364 | fuzzy busby | 7 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #347 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #443 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #590 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #984 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #101 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #82 | ivory cue ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #956 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1355 | old sweatpants | 17 |
| #339 | peanut brittle shield | 9 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #381 | red-and-green sweater | 6 |
| #162 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #1381 | roll of toilet paper | 20 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #596 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #547 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1426 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #507 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1004 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1828 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1099 | stuffed key | 38 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1696 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1719 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1762 | stuffed teddy butler | 17 |
| #1716 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #1242 | stuffed treasure chest | 30 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| đŸ¥‡ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #527 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #979 | yeti fur | 30 |