| #38 | Abyssal ember | 3 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #672 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 18 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #308 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 18 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #718 | FDKOL commendation | 21 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #711 | Goodfella contract | 10 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #465 | Iron Beta of Industry | 16 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #239 | Red Rover BB gun | 16 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #130 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 6 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #887 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #190 | brigand brittle | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #86 | decanter of fine Scotch | 3 |
| #1071 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #752 | empty agua de vida bottle | 97 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #599 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1159 | fudgecule | 26 |
| #363 | fuzzy busby | 7 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #445 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #584 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #82 | ivory cue ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #959 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1352 | old sweatpants | 17 |
| #342 | peanut brittle shield | 9 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #384 | red-and-green sweater | 6 |
| #161 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #1378 | roll of toilet paper | 20 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1823 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1704 | stuffed Meat | 18 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1095 | stuffed key | 38 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1712 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1761 | stuffed teddy butler | 17 |
| #1714 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #1242 | stuffed treasure chest | 30 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #978 | yeti fur | 30 |