| #292 | "DRINK ME" potion | 58 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #269 | BRICKO brick | 229 |
| #325 | BRICKO eye brick | 16 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO reactor | 13 |
| #395 | BURT | 50 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #438 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #247 | Game Grid ticket | 4 |
| #211 | Game Grid token | 4 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #597 | Goodfella contract | 20 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #15 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 4 |
| #65 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #719 | Jack-in-the-box | 6 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1082 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #75 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 3 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Pokëmann band-aid | 7 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #531 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #199 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 2 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #117 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 2 |
| #289 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 45 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #83 | arrowgram | 60 |
| #720 | baby killer bee | 12 |
| #49 | bacon bath ball | 15 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| 🥉 | baneful bandolier | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #573 | barrrnacle | 26 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #353 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #4 | bitter pill | 31 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #289 | bottle of bubbles | 37 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #662 | chewing gum on a string | 3 |
| #46 | chocolate bath ball | 18 |
| #39 | classy monkey | 29 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #79 | crown-shaped beanie | 4 |
| #400 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #61 | double-ice britches | 2 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #39 | dragonfish caviar | 11 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #830 | duct tape | 29 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #618 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #68 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #548 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 15 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #103 | fake plastic grass | 17 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #350 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #574 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #409 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #363 | fossilized torso | 12 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #13 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #123 | ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #195 | goat | 4 |
| #347 | goat cheese | 54 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #847 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #194 | green clay bead | 63 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #475 | hair spray | 5 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #344 | hellseal claw | 64 |
| #394 | hellseal whisker | 29 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #692 | hobo nickel | 206 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #20 | honeypot | 3 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #259 | hot pink lipstick | 2 |
| #26 | hovering sombrero | 15 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #56 | incense bath ball | 18 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #117 | jumbo olive | 35 |
| #816 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #720 | lime | 4 |
| #758 | little paper umbrella | 19 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #137 | lost key | 8 |
| #165 | lotion of coldness | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #47 | lunar isotope | 3,517 |
| #616 | magical ice cubes | 29 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #222 | molten brick | 50 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #533 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #510 | obsidian dagger | 35 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #819 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #167 | palm frond | 71 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #447 | peanut brittle shield | 5 |
| #79 | peppermint sprout | 60 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #202 | pink clay bead | 97 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #170 | pog #01 (spider) | 6 |
| #91 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 11 |
| #88 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 12 |
| #65 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 16 |
| #74 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 14 |
| #139 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 8 |
| #116 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 9 |
| #81 | pog #08 (hellion) | 12 |
| #88 | pog #09 (pirate) | 12 |
| #133 | pog #10 (hobo) | 9 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #96 | powdered candy sushi set | 9 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #205 | purple clay bead | 20 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #57 | rewinged stab bat | 25 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1488 | roll of toilet paper | 15 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #103 | rusty hedge trimmers | 8 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #86 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 24 |
| #323 | sand dollar | 9 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #324 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 3 |
| #337 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 5 |
| #365 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 5 |
| #359 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2 |
| #340 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 3 |
| #638 | scroll of drastic healing | 67 |
| #181 | seal-brain elixir | 4 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #214 | sealhide seal doll | 5 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #67 | shiny tribal beads | 55 |
| #66 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #200 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #424 | smoking grass | 37 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #969 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 22 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #84 | space jam | 10 |
| #215 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1281 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #60 | sticky gloves | 7 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #77 | stomach turnover | 1 |
| #41 | strange paste | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #984 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 43 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #1106 | stuffed Meat | 39 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #1198 | stuffed key | 32 |
| #576 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #1264 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #1063 | stuffed monocle | 42 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1094 | stuffed teddy butler | 40 |
| #1185 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #1734 | stuffed treasure chest | 13 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #575 | sucker scaffold | 7 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #253 | sugar shard | 2 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #239 | superheated fudge | 18 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #127 | sweet mochi ball | 14 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #80 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #63 | toe jam | 12 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #72 | traffic jam | 11 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #875 | useless powder | 64 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #426 | volcanic ash | 6 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #270 | wind-up meatcar | 44 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #951 | yellow candy heart | 6 |