Museum :: Junestar

Junestar

Rank	Item	Quantity
#117	"caramel" orange	18
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#155	Amulet of Yendor	152
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#287	Angelhair Culottes	4
#163	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#216	Atomic Pop	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#141	BRAINS shorts	10
#631	BURT	1
#151	Baja sopapilla	6
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#289	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#808	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	15
#75	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	34
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#280	Blood Light	14
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#108	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1033	CRIMBCO mug	8
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#92	Clara's bell	3
#199	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#71	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#305	Corpse Island iced tea	17
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#209	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	25
#586	Crimbo Credit	2
#243	Crimbo Factory surprise box	10
#105	Crimbo candle	2
#82	Crimbo dinner	7
#162	Crimbo food scraps	10
#326	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#90	Crimbo train emergency brake	42
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#277	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#99	Crimbosmopolitan	6
#196	Crimbot battery	4
#120	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	41
#125	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	38
#139	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	31
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#108	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	45
#130	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	12
#134	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	34
#117	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#104	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	44
#45	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#74	Crimboysters Rockefeller	5
#59	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#76	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#159	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	11
#81	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#70	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#113	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	97
#51	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	21
#26	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#63	Crimbuccaneer shirt	9
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#61	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#82	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#63	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	10
#1591	Crimbuck	125
#465	Crown of the Goblin King	53
#163	DUFRESNE Suds	12
#59	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#914	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#279	Dolphin King's crown	16
#208	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	17
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#72	Ecto-Cooler	14
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#48	El Vibrato restraints	12
#415	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#41	Elf Army machine parts	81
#88	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#65	Elf Guard MPC	4,201
#57	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	4
#96	Elf Guard eyedrops	2
#32	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#78	Elf Guard honor present	2
#8	Elf Guard mouthknife	33
#12	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	23
#83	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#44	Elf Guard payroll bag	12
#31	Elf Guard red and white beret	2
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#81	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#46	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	24
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#60	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#15	Elvish underarmor	3
#846	FDKOL commendation	7
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#40	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	5
#124	Fantasma en la Máquina	21
#50	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	3
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#39	Glenn's golden dice	3
#303	Go-Wassail	61
#55	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	11
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#85	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	62
#331	Heimandatz's heart	5
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#33	Inner Strength	6
#315	Inner Truth	1
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#893	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#195	Jack-in-the-box	29
#67	Jamaican coffee	5
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#11	Kelflar vest	30
#200	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
#431	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	7
#481	LED block	2
#141	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	13
#416	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#400	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#64	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
#644	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	42
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#31	Mer-kin cookiestove	214
#179	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	11
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#296	Misty Cape	3
#80	Misty Cloak	24
#292	Misty Robe	3
#1759	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#318	New Zealand iced tea	7
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#208	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#83	Red Rover BB gun	40
#137	Rompedores de Fantasmas	15
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#202	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#125	Science Notebook	1
#149	Silver Bullet beer	16
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#60	Stephen's lab coat	3
#221	Strix stix	2
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#87	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#65	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1431	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#438	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold slug statuette	3
#888	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#93	Trainbot autoassembly module	2
#153	Trainbot circuitry	3
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#139	Trainbot linkages	3
#145	Trainbot optics	3
#139	Trainbot plating	3
#133	Trainbot servomotors	4
#200	Trainbot slag	3
#137	Trainbot tubing	4
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#377	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	32
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#724	Valentine	24
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#314	adorable seal larva	8
#547	ammonite fossil	7
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#42	anger blaster	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#17	antique Canadian lantern	10
#128	antique beer	2
#94	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#769	aspirin	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#1195	badass belt	46
#563	bag of airline peanuts	52
#429	ball	14
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#103	banana supersucker	9
#426	bananagate	13
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#276	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#337	battered Crimbo Crate	35
#77	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#110	beavermouth	80
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#186	bejeweled cufflinks	22
#459	belemnite fossil	9
#188	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#281	bite-me-red lipstick	64
#181	black Crimbo ball	4
#105	black and white cracker	4
#29	black brandy	2
#154	black candy heart	88
#75	black spot	11
#269	black velvet box	1
#138	blank diary	1
#131	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#370	blind-packed capsule toy	7
#355	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	4
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#621	blood flower	10
#943	blue plasma ball	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#301	bone aperitif	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#770	bottle of Blank-Out	3
#59	bottle of Bloodweiser	3
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#268	bottle of bubbles	42
#170	bottle of fire	74
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#597	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#5247	box of sunshine	6
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#173	bread line	5
#59	bread man	6
#111	bread pie	5
#177	brick	208
#1223	brine	3
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
#168	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
#98	bubble-wrap simulator	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#924	buckyball	4
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#145	cabooze	6
#373	can of Binarrrca	26
#238	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
#546	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#440	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#301	candied bolts	5
#288	candied nuts	5
#255	candied yams	34
#771	candy cane	47
#6	candy drive button	1
#80	candy harmonica	6
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#920	candy stake	7
#36	canteen of eggnog	2
#508	cement sandals	2
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#173	chakra sludge	5
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#142	cheap toaster	13
#128	cheer extractor	1
#105	cheer-o-gram	5
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#196	chocomotive	5
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#107	cinnamon machine oil	50
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#114	clear Russian	5
#203	clown hammer	138
#1979	club necklace	3
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#133	cold seal sweat	27
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#71	communal gobstopper	7
#805	computronic processing unit	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#565	cookie cookie	1
#96	corned beet	4
#289	corpse on the beach	17
#217	corpsebite	1
#275	corpsedriver	18
#273	corpsetini	19
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#118	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#512	crystalline cheer	4
#36	cursed breeches	1
#130	cursed scrunchie	10
#593	cyborg doll	2
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#266	cylindrical mold	2
#87	cymbal syrup	169
#1025	daisy	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#146	defective skull	163
#66	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	7
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#253	designer handbag	11
#1364	diamond necklace	5
#1256	dill	9
#222	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	3
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#188	disco horoscope (Cancer)	5
#223	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	3
#211	disco horoscope (Gemini)	3
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#132	disco horoscope (Libra)	10
#217	disco horoscope (Pisces)	3
#225	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	3
#181	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	5
#275	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#202	discocktail	18
#1012	doll house	3
#1607	dollhive	1
#174	donated booze	65
#397	donated candy	10
#63	donated food	406
#395	double daisy	1
#42	doubt cannon	2
#180	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	6
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#379	drop of water-37	5
#29	dropped scrap of paper	11
#102	drum of pomade	13
#1979	drywall axe	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#64	duonoculars	6
#766	dusty Crimbo crate	11
#1000	easter egg balloon	25
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#490	eggnog	36
#228	eggwater	2
#78	eldritch alignment spray	8
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#42	eldritch mushroom	3
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#66	electric Kool-Aid	2
#283	electrical thingamabob	16
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1983	elven cellocello	3
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1619	elven suicide capsule	9
#282	empty blowgun	9
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#138	encoder ring	138
#180	ennui-flavored potato chips	339
#45	eternal car battery	4
#341	evil googly eye	12
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#130	executive mime flask	9
#191	explosion-flavored chewing gum	132
#106	extra-greasy slider	24
#118	extra-see-thru nightie	5
#78	extremely skinny jeans	11
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#20	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#208	fake fake vomit	144
#903	fake hand	21
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#3638	fancy but probably evil chocolate	2
#516	fancy chocolate	6
#1812	fancy chocolate car	2
#1135	fancy dress ball	8
#322	fancy opera glasses	13
#62	fear condenser	1
#1747	felt	3
#116	festive egg sac	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#311	fiery wing	5
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#776	fire	6
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#80	fitness wristband	3
#64	flan del mar	8
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#50	flask of egggrog	5
#209	flask of mining oil	8
#291	flask of tainted mining oil	4
#171	flour cookie	5
#128	foetid seal tear	49
#8	food drive button	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#462	fortune cookie	1
#104	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	5
#60	freightcake	9
#628	friendly cheez blob	4
#195	frigid fudgepuck	20
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#16	fruit bat	1
#55	fruit-stuffed rumcake	2
#392	fruitcake	56
#252	fudge bunny	2
#197	fudge cube	1
#252	fudge lily	24
#145	fudge spork	2
#506	fudgecule	1,666
#68	fudgecycle	3
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#135	fuzzy busby	25
#208	fuzzy dice	16
#419	fuzzy earmuffs	3
#418	fuzzy montera	3
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#128	gamma nog	5
#236	garish pinky ring	19
#1517	ghost cucumber	6
#411	ghost of a necklace	4
#93	ghost pepper	1
#80	ghost protocol	9
#317	ghost trap	2
#82	ghostly body paint	50
#285	giant designer sunglasses	16
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#1187	giant pinky ring	9
#164	giant red gummi ingot	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#511	gingerbread bugbear	46
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#2418	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#47	gingerbread nylons	14
#72	gingerbread pirate	2
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#180	glass of herbal tequila	5
#29	glob of salty molasses	267
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#394	gold wedding ring	13
#2538	golden ring	5
🥇	goo magnet	1
#339	good brain	1
#1431	googly eye	6
#278	gooified animal matter	3
#236	gooified mineral matter	5
#294	gooified vegetable matter	2
#27	great big capacitor	12
#58	green and red bean	229
#616	green beer	19
#96	green drunki-bear	7
🥉	green face paint	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#238	green gummi ingot	145
#100	green hamhock	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#145	grilled mooseflank	13
#75	grog nuts	4
#851	grue egg	31
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#733	gyroscope	3
#112	hambrosier	1
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#939	handful of confetti	45
#44	handful of crafty noodles	10
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#1996	heart necklace	3
#282	heart of the volcano	25
#303	hemp candy necklace	3
#332	herbal stuffing	24
#1817	herringcello	3
#205	high-energy mining laser	4
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#142	honey-drenched ham slice	7
#152	hot daub	1
#231	hot egg	1
#28	hot wine	11
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#98	hushed puppy	4
#1069	iGoogly	8
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#60	industrially-crushed ice	44
#691	invisible bag	1
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#264	irradiated candy cane	14
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#108	jar of fermented pickle juice	22
#198	java cookie	4
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#307	jazz soap	96
#291	jerky coins	74
#182	joybuzzer	151
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2337	killing feather	5
#1114	kite	5
#1241	knuckle sandwich	5
#345	kumquartz	18
#66	kumquat supersucker	15
#2638	laser-broiled pear	7
#241	legitimate business on the beach	3
#1751	length of string	1
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#504	licorice root	4
#46	lime supersucker	25
#510	live wire	2
#545	loaded serum blowgun	8
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#216	lollipop stick	348
#132	lost elf luggage	5
#310	lucky rabbit's foot	21
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
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#45	mid-level medieval mead	4
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#73	mime pocket probe	1
#264	mime soul fragment	11
#23	miniature goose mask	1
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#50	molten brick	236
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#1536	passable elf mask	2
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#459	pearidot	11
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#46	personalizable gingerbread cookie	16
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#361	pet rock	21
#173	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	144
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#788	petit 4.1	1
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#332	phish stick	3
#63	pickled bread	6
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
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#122	pile of Trainbot parts	100
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#24	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
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#392	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	2
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
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#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#807	portable photocopier	4
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#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#124	press-on ribs	59
#2037	pretty flower	1
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#554	rogue swarmer	71
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#512	rubber WWBD? bracelet	14
#1108	rubber WWJD? bracelet	7
#678	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	11
#247	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	23
#197	rubber emo roe	150
#231	ruby on canes	3
#65	rum-soaked fruitcake	5
#121	runny fermented egg	3
#44	runny icing	264
#501	rusty chain necklace	4
#51	salt plum	238
#62	salted mutton	6
#235	sandwich of the gods	15
#37	sawblade fragment	361
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#1056	seal-skull helmet	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#95	seared dino steak	1
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
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#1883	shiny ring	6
#230	shot of mescal	2
#31	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#172	shushed potatoes	3
#52	silent beret	1
#28	silver keg	2
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
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#28	silver table-scraper	1
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#253	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
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#848	sleeping snowy owl	2
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#207	sleeping wereturtle	4
#176	slime convention coupons	1
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#463	slimy sweetbreads	1
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#100	smart watch	2
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#19	snowpack	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#42	soggy elf shoes	1
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#553	solid gold bowling ball	32
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#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
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#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#419	spark plug earring	2
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#55	spirit blanket	9
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#99	spiritual candy cane	3
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#24	spoonful of Linguine-Os	15
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#157	stale Cheer-E-Os	3
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#67	steamed oyster	40
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#450	strawberyl	12
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#1586	string of blue beads	5
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#1146	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	43
#303	stuffed Meat	137
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#628	stuffed astral badger	75
#452	stuffed baby gravy fairy	95
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#732	stuffed hand turkey	65
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#638	stuffed scary death orb	74
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#1522	stuffed snowy owl	33
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#287	stuffed teddy butler	142
#249	stuffed tin of caviar	155
#1178	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	43
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#2120	stuffing	2
#1546	sturdy Crimbo crate	2
#288	sub-molecular interocitor	11
#53	sucker bucket	3
#26	sucker hakama	6
#25	sucker kabuto	6
#514	sucker scaffold	10
#29	sucker tachi	6
#71	sugarplum ration	6
#44	sundae ration	15
#16	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	287
#239	superheated fudge	18
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#103	syncopated turtle	2
#779	synthetic stuffing	5
#224	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#94	throwing bone	12
#1441	throwing wrench	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#16	tinsel orb	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#1347	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	7
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#250	tofurkey gravy	32
#333	tofurkey leg	25
#61	tofurkey nugget	4
#432	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#1404	tooth	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#1238	top	3
#462	tourmalime	11
#1841	towel	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1256	toy hoverpad	4
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#480	toy mercenary	14
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1624	toy wheel	2
#36	traditional Crimbo cookie	24
#143	transparent nog	3
#478	tree skirt	1
#1887	tree-eating kite	7
#175	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#46	trick coin	3
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
#2500	unstable laser battery	11
#562	untamable turtle	4
#663	unusual disco ball	4
#728	urinal cake	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#1344	vinegar	6
#2534	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#565	wad of cotton	4
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#103	wand of pigification	8
#39	warbear LP-ROM burner	4
#312	warbear accoutrements chunk	4
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#349	warbear battery	5
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#313	warbear gyrocopter	2
#318	warbear helm fragment	3
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#309	warbear trouser fragment	3
#622	warbear whosit	3
#165	warehouse key	4
#25	whalecake	3
#92	whalesteak	3
#1538	wheel	1
#133	whisker pencil	69
#186	whiskey in a broken glass	5
#164	white Crimbo ball	5
#242	whoopie cushion	119
#207	wind-up chattering teeth	137
#254	wind-up meatcar	46
#32	wings of fire	8
#177	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	332
#615	witch hat	1
#95	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#158	x-ray specs	141
#127	yellow drunki-bear	4
#239	yellow gummi ingot	142
#244	yellow snowcone	131
🥇	yield shield	1
#1428	yo	4
#1886	yo-yo	3
#126	yule gruel	5
#53	yule hatchet	12
#102	yule pup	1
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 30,479 items total!

what items are this player missing?