| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #318 | BURT | 82 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #191 | CSA fire-starting kit | 81 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #739 | Crimbuck | 1,151 |
| #393 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #60 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #45 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 103 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #476 | Goodfella contract | 41 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #133 | Instant Karma | 78 |
| #250 | Iron Beta of Industry | 39 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #40 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 107 |
| #613 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #156 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 41 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #512 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #82 | Stephen's lab coat | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #220 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #304 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #154 | black spot | 5 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #191 | blue glowstick | 9 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #325 | bottle of goofballs | 75 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #1013 | box of sunshine | 238 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #539 | brick | 70 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #159 | bunny liver | 60 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #7 | corrupted stardust | 13 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #127 | easter egg balloon | 111 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #6 | ferret bait | 16,877 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #275 | fistful of ashes | 9 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #139 | friendly cheez blob | 13 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #368 | handful of confetti | 101 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #105 | heart of the volcano | 58 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #36 | lint | 282 |
| #168 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #53 | memory of a G | 27 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #225 | motivational poster | 18 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #601 | old sweatpants | 105 |
| #19 | original G | 13,895 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #994 | paperclip | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #50 | pint of sweat | 13 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #97 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #405 | s'more | 4 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #268 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #280 | solid gold bowling ball | 67 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #317 | spectre scepter | 94 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11,547 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #148 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #304 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 33 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #165 | yellow candygram | 6 |