| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #48 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 48 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #83 | Blood Light | 43 |
| #66 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 21 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #5 | P.B.L.T. | 3,941 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #38 | Silver Bullet beer | 47 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #859 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #530 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #459 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #460 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #273 | antique helmet | 29 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #274 | antique shield | 30 |
| #269 | antique spear | 30 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #754 | bananagate | 4 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #412 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #82 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #137 | stray chihuahua | 17 |
| #257 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 12 |
| #62 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 13 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #51 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 7 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #157 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 5 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #55 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 14 |
| #162 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #319 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1143 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #223 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #114 | unusual disco ball | 14 |