| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #47 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 48 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #82 | Blood Light | 43 |
| #66 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 21 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #5 | P.B.L.T. | 3,941 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #36 | Silver Bullet beer | 47 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #272 | antique helmet | 29 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #273 | antique shield | 30 |
| #268 | antique spear | 30 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #81 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #134 | stray chihuahua | 17 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 12 |
| #61 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 13 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #51 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 7 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #156 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 5 |
| #91 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #53 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 14 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #154 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #68 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #215 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #112 | unusual disco ball | 14 |