| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #349 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #266 | BURT | 103 |
| #227 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #454 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #283 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #330 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 28 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #794 | Drowsy Sword | 20 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #510 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #483 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #336 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #255 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #1410 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #437 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #393 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #843 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #192 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #98 | TI-9000 calculator | 24 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #434 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 3 |
| #240 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 4 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #95 | Z-Bone steak | 29 |
| #379 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #253 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #460 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #766 | anticheese | 3 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #225 | baconstone | 33 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #86 | banana supersucker | 10 |
| #320 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #401 | bottle of bubbles | 22 |
| #1040 | brine | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #266 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #258 | figurine of a cold seal | 24 |
| #116 | figurine of a sleek seal | 18 |
| #510 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #243 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
| #389 | flange | 5 |
| #333 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #378 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #649 | giant discarded bottlecap | 7 |
| #1009 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #586 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #68 | gummi ammonite | 4 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #46 | gummi trilobite | 6 |
| #323 | hamethyst | 25 |
| #1462 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #274 | heart of the volcano | 26 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #78 | kumquat supersucker | 12 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #61 | lime supersucker | 15 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #391 | lucky rabbit's foot | 17 |
| #471 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1083 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #219 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 7 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #532 | pack of pogs | 31 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #154 | pat-a-cake pendant | 8 |
| #75 | pear supersucker | 10 |
| #346 | pork elf goodies sack | 20 |
| #321 | porquoise | 23 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #166 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 20 |
| #1523 | roll of toilet paper | 14 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #856 | shiny ring | 27 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #998 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #175 | spaghetti cult rosary | 7 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #85 | strawberry supersucker | 9 |
| #792 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #424 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #71 | tarnished bottlecap | 48 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1082 | towel | 5 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #724 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #667 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1044 | vinegar | 19 |
| #91 | viral DNA | 28 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #276 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 9 |
| #266 | warbear helm fragment | 9 |
| #160 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #302 | warbear requisition box | 4 |
| #261 | warbear trouser fragment | 9 |
| #431 | warbear whosit | 114 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #588 | wrench bracelet | 4 |