| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #114 | Argarggagarg's fang | 11 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1042 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #223 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #332 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 19 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #560 | Drowsy Sword | 33 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #811 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 33 |
| #268 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 24 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #7 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 5 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 151 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #220 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #83 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #304 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #288 | bottle of goofballs | 81 |
| #648 | box of sunshine | 483 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #258 | crystalline cheer | 293 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #39 | dinged-up triangle | 2 |
| #406 | donated booze | 7 |
| #7 | donated candy | 1,639 |
| #390 | donated food | 9 |
| #811 | duct tape | 30 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #654 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #99 | figurine of a cold seal | 57 |
| #110 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 11 |
| #99 | figurine of a sleek seal | 21 |
| #84 | figurine of a slippery seal | 21 |
| #90 | figurine of a stinking seal | 24 |
| #75 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 16 |
| #133 | figurine of an armored seal | 2 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #11 | frost-rimed seal hide | 56 |
| #17 | fustulent seal grulch | 33 |
| #194 | fuzzy busby | 16 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #347 | fuzzy earmuffs | 5 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #179 | ghost of a necklace | 28 |
| #288 | gold wedding ring | 24 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #22 | hand-carved bow | 2 |
| #1239 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #154 | hobo nickel | 1,953 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #90 | hyperinflated seal lung | 6 |
| #52 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #67 | ingot of seal-iron | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #241 | magical mystery juice | 63 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #353 | old sweatpants | 201 |
| #148 | ornate picture frame | 15 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #250 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #292 | rusty chain necklace | 10 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #39 | scrap of shadow | 11 |
| #31 | seal lube | 15 |
| #189 | seal-blubber candle | 20 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #232 | sealhide seal doll | 4 |
| #72 | severed flipper | 3 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #31 | sizzling seal fat | 16 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #246 | slow jam collection | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #995 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #100 | tainted seal's blood | 4 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #552 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #187 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #54 | wand of pigification | 17 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #77 | worthless trinket | 193 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #124 | wumpus hair | 16 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |