| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #237 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #1082 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| 🥉 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 2 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #52 | Chroner | 1,822 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #29 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2214 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #5 | Drapes-You-Regally | 2 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #32 | Driplet | 3 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #71 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 17 |
| #76 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 19 |
| #74 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 25 |
| #20 | FantasyRealm key | 6 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #41 | Friendly Turkey | 2 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #597 | Goodfella contract | 20 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #15 | Great Wolf's headband | 2 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's left paw | 3 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 3 |
| #5 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 3 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #9 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 2 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 2 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 4 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #48 | My First Art of War | 17 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #315 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #240 | Red Rover BB gun | 16 |
| 🥇 | SMOOCH bracers | 70 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #26 | The Emperor's new hat | 3 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #42 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #12 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #12 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 14 |
| #834 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 27 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 4 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #992 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 6 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1819 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #629 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 17 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 16 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1093 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #194 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 62 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #8 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 2 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #4 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 2 |
| #5 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 3 |
| 🥉 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 4 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #143 | adorable seal larva | 13 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #13 | alabaster bishop | 4 |
| #8 | alabaster knight | 6 |
| #11 | alabaster queen | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #92 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #43 | anger blaster | 2 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #51 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #40 | bad-ass club | 6 |
| #828 | badass belt | 64 |
| #159 | bag of GORF | 10 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #336 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #49 | bauxite beret | 7 |
| #53 | bauxite bow-tie | 4 |
| #52 | bauxite boxers | 6 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #180 | brick | 205 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #100 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #5 | chiffon chemise | 2 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #19 | crotchety pants | 3 |
| #163 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #624 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #205 | donated candy | 48 |
| #345 | donated food | 16 |
| #37 | double-ice box | 2 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #43 | doubt cannon | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #193 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #324 | fancy opera glasses | 13 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #42 | fear condenser | 2 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #185 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #7 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #87 | friendly cheez blob | 18 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #282 | garish pinky ring | 16 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #9 | giant free-range mushroom | 3 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #49 | green slime glob | 11 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #25 | helm of the white knight | 2 |
| #9 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #198 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #66 | macaroni duck | 17 |
| #669 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | marble molecules | 2 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #54 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #58 | mutant arm | 1 |
| #11 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #11 | old soft shoes | 2 |
| #214 | old sweatpants | 338 |
| #10 | onyx pawn | 12 |
| #38 | orange slime glob | 12 |
| #93 | ornate picture frame | 34 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #95 | pat of butter | 3 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #120 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #48 | pint of sweat | 15 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush hamsterpus | 2 |
| #9 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #117 | psychic's amulet | 2 |
| #17 | puppet strings | 42 |
| #20 | quantum of familiar | 16 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #226 | red-and-green sweater | 13 |
| #42 | regret hose | 2 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #1432 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #175 | sand dollar | 87 |
| #172 | sawblade shield | 20 |
| #16 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #41 | sealhide belt | 2 |
| #39 | sealhide buckler | 2 |
| #36 | sealhide cloak | 2 |
| #40 | sealhide gloves | 2 |
| #38 | sealhide hood | 2 |
| #34 | sealhide leggings | 2 |
| #36 | sealhide moccasins | 2 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #13 | sharpened hubcap | 8 |
| #13 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #26 | snake skin | 45 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #101 | spectre scepter | 216 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #110 | stainless steel scarf | 19 |
| #1130 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #271 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #617 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 72 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #526 | stuffed Meat | 90 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #217 | stuffed martini | 45 |
| #547 | stuffed monocle | 89 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #102 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #106 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| 🥈 | terra cotta tidbits | 2 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #94 | third ear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #17 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #17 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #24 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #173 | topiary nugglet | 3 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #14 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #45 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #19 | trousers of the white knight | 2 |
| #46 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #206 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #83 | untamable turtle | 15 |
| #315 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #268 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #81 | water-polo cap | 4 |
| #44 | water-polo mitt | 3 |
| #23 | wax banana | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #126 | wrench bracelet | 27 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #19 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | zombie mariachi hat | 4 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi pants | 2 |