| #138 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 15 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #197 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #249 | BURT | 115 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #27 | Bowlet | 6 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #283 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #153 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 16 |
| #82 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #335 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 17 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 58 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 403 |
| #106 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 3 |
| #2079 | Crimbuck | 31 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #28 | Disgeist | 7 |
| #150 | Elf Army machine parts | 3 |
| #219 | Elf Guard MPC | 389 |
| #99 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #78 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 2 |
| #510 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #224 | Heimandatz's heart | 7 |
| #765 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #209 | Jack-in-the-box | 28 |
| #181 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #68 | My First Art of War | 11 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
| #276 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #273 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #164 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #65 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 15 |
| #56 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #171 | Safari Jack's moustache | 8 |
| #153 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 5 |
| #173 | Spirit of Christmas | 7 |
| #200 | Spirit of Easter | 3 |
| #191 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 5 |
| #199 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 4 |
| #175 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 5 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #50 | Stooper | 2 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #26 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 2 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #840 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #629 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #667 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #36 | Unspeakachu | 5 |
| #80 | Yakisoba's hat | 12 |
| #417 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #213 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #382 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #10 | alabaster bishop | 5 |
| #17 | alabaster king | 3 |
| #12 | alabaster knight | 5 |
| #40 | alabaster pawn | 6 |
| #19 | alabaster queen | 2 |
| #58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1049 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #1031 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1464 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #73 | black Crimbo ball | 101 |
| #163 | blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #29 | blood-soaked sponge cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #853 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #56 | catfish whiskers | 17 |
| #140 | cheer-o-gram | 3 |
| #108 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| #895 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #270 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #219 | crystalline cheer | 519 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #151 | decent brain | 40 |
| #624 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #99 | donated booze | 228 |
| #93 | donated candy | 205 |
| #78 | donated food | 363 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #24 | exotic parrot egg | 2 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #193 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
| #75 | freshwater fishbone | 14 |
| #413 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| 🥇 | golden pet rock | 1 |
| #133 | good brain | 332 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #147 | gooified animal matter | 16 |
| #273 | gooified mineral matter | 3 |
| #215 | gooified vegetable matter | 9 |
| #105 | gourmet gourami oil | 3 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #591 | handful of confetti | 70 |
| #63 | handful of honey | 163 |
| #211 | heart of the volcano | 33 |
| #75 | hermit factoid | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #173 | hunk of granite | 3 |
| #862 | iGoogly | 13 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #60 | linoleum sword hilt | 3 |
| #281 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #52 | lost elf luggage | 100 |
| #154 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #529 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #530 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #168 | mooseflank | 17 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #363 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #15 | onyx bishop | 3 |
| #20 | onyx king | 2 |
| #30 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #50 | onyx pawn | 2 |
| #19 | onyx queen | 2 |
| #8 | onyx rook | 5 |
| #125 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #59 | piece of coral | 8 |
| #142 | pile of Trainbot parts | 66 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #361 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #849 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #80 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #192 | really dense meat stack | 31 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #160 | rose | 11 |
| #267 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #11 | sausage golem | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #764 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping profane parrot | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #211 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #14 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #639 | solid gold bowling ball | 26 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #271 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #102 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #184 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6185 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #754 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #412 | towel | 24 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #307 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #315 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #135 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #38 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #55 | void stone | 50 |
| #71 | white Crimbo ball | 101 |
| #297 | wool hat | 5 |
| #83 | wreath of laurels | 7 |