| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #433 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 14 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #34 | BRICKO pants | 2 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #17 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 12 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #296 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 19 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #404 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 17 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #283 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 13 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #142 | Instant Karma | 74 |
| #484 | Iron Beta of Industry | 15 |
| #577 | Jack-in-the-box | 9 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #353 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 13 |
| #280 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 15 |
| #253 | Knob Goblin pants | 56 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #336 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 20 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #102 | Orcish cargo shorts | 41 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #414 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 28 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #298 | antique greaves | 24 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #464 | baby killer bee | 21 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #641 | barrrnacle | 22 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #78 | basic meat pants | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #222 | black greaves | 11 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #161 | bloody clown pants | 50 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #111 | bottle of Ooze-O | 14 |
| #154 | bowling ball | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #203 | bugbear bungguard | 32 |
| #202 | bullet-proof corduroys | 30 |
| #234 | buoybottoms | 3 |
| #656 | cannonball charrrm | 2 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | chintzy accordion pin | 4 |
| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #176 | distressed denim pants | 34 |
| #38 | double-ice britches | 4 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #406 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 2 |
| #274 | extremely skinny jeans | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #324 | filthy corduroys | 21 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #298 | flowing hippy skirt | 2 |
| #53 | folder (sportsballs) | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #161 | frilly skirt | 33 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #263 | heart of the volcano | 27 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #190 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #407 | leather chaps | 5 |
| #439 | leotarrrd | 3 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #557 | mariachi pants | 22 |
| #230 | miner's pants | 13 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #312 | ninja hot pants | 11 |
| #12 | odor extractor | 55 |
| #12 | oil of oiliness | 291 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #255 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 4 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #247 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 4 |
| #320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #267 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 4 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #275 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
| #308 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sewer wad | 55 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #301 | snowboarder pants | 11 |
| #395 | solid gold bowling ball | 47 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #399 | spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #43 | sticky meat pants | 3 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #316 | swashbuckling pants | 14 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #86 | tighty whiteys | 2 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 10 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #26 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 9 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #77 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #105 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 11 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #211 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #154 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 8 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #396 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #757 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #529 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #849 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #672 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #589 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #477 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #357 | white satin pants | 9 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |