| #31 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1,799 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #84 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,098 |
| #43 | BRICKO pearl | 6 |
| #128 | BURT | 230 |
| #183 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #12 | Boltsmann ID badge | 4 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #314 | Bonerdagon necklace | 36 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #264 | Boss Bat britches | 50 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #486 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #508 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 29 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 5 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 4 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 23 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 33 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 3 |
| #167 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 23 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 5 |
| #209 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 15 |
| #222 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 5 |
| #157 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 24 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #648 | Drowsy Sword | 27 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 279 |
| #19 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 118 |
| #26 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 208 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #13 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #169 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 6 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's bow tie | 9 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #136 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 353 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #38 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 293 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #81 | Mark of the Bugbear | 3 |
| #94 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #10 | Mark of the Skeleton | 24 |
| #67 | Mark of the Vampire | 4 |
| #61 | Mark of the Werewolf | 5 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #172 | Newbiesport™ tent | 24 |
| #175 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #27 | The Emperor's new shirt | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 24 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 5 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 8 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 42 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #127 | Trainbot slag | 26 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #80 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #122 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #14 | asteroid belt | 9 |
| #125 | badass belt | 208 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #39 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #281 | bindlestocking | 10 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #53 | bunny liver | 174 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #32 | cod cape | 2 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #30 | contract enforcement stick | 99 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #399 | crystalline cheer | 32 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #39 | eldritch distillate | 3 |
| #65 | eldritch effluvium | 3,051 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #46 | eldritch extract | 3 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #65 | eldritch ichor | 84 |
| #26 | eldritch oil | 20 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #49 | eldritch rub | 3 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #266 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #116 | fuzzy busby | 28 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #374 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #284 | fuzzy montera | 8 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #36 | genie's pants | 7 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #84 | ghost of a necklace | 77 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #268 | gold wedding ring | 28 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #103 | green pill | 1 |
| #225 | grue egg | 96 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #788 | handful of confetti | 53 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #232 | heart necklace | 24 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #10 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 5 |
| #13 | intricate clockwork disc | 2 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork egg | 23 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
| #15 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IX | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VIII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral X | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XII | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #49 | little deuce cape | 2 |
| #449 | lucky rabbit's foot | 15 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #67 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 79 |
| #46 | magical pony: Pearjack | 80 |
| #68 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 71 |
| #63 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 76 |
| #69 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 68 |
| #61 | magical pony: Uniquity | 70 |
| #11 | meteortarboard | 16 |
| #29 | meteorthopedic shoes | 21 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #24 | negotiatin' hammer | 60 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #187 | old sweatpants | 375 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #9 | phial of hotness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of spookiness | 1 |
| #13 | phial of stench | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #131 | pile of Trainbot parts | 82 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #92 | pocket wish | 3 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
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| #109 | psychic's circlet | 6 |
| #92 | psychic's crystal ball | 10 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #478 | red class ring | 16 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #11 | remorseless knife | 7 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #39 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 49 |
| #84 | rusty chain necklace | 39 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #301 | sawblade shield | 10 |
| #20 | shovelful of dirt | 107 |
| #356 | shredded hellseal hide | 11 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
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| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #395 | smoking grass | 78 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #46 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 246 |
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| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
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| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
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| #523 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 80 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #403 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 93 |
| #156 | stuffed Meat | 221 |
| #739 | stuffed angry cow | 62 |
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| #319 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 115 |
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| #309 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 118 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
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| #355 | stuffed key | 156 |
| #179 | stuffed martini | 54 |
| #348 | stuffed mind flayer | 108 |
| #276 | stuffed mink | 141 |
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| #325 | stuffed scary death orb | 111 |
| #1077 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 19 |
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| #229 | stuffed snowy owl | 139 |
| #319 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 117 |
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| #292 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 115 |
| #152 | stuffed teddy butler | 214 |
| #216 | stuffed tin of caviar | 173 |
| #118 | stuffed treasure chest | 337 |
| #333 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 107 |
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| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #30 | tempura green and red bean | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #9 | tin roof (rusted) | 1 |
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| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
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| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
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| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
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| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
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| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
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| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
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| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
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| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
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| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #124 | unused walkie-talkie | 6 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #103 | useless powder | 2,974 |
| #63 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 117 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #78 | warbear badge | 2 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #389 | wrench bracelet | 8 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |