| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #74 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 4 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #399 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #184 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #233 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #75 | Barney's rake | 4 |
| #1278 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #801 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
| #984 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #221 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 13 |
| #43 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #609 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #325 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #9 | Colera Peste Nebbiolo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #187 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 13 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #30 | Covert Ops for Kids | 5 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 12 |
| #14 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #6 | Dinsey's brain | 2 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| 🥇 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 2,000 |
| #4 | Doll Moll violin case | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #1041 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #52 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 12 |
| #21 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 5 |
| #7 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 7 |
| #15 | Elf Guard safety bear | 8 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Eye Agate | 1,000 |
| #103 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #123 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 2 |
| #140 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #146 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #31 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #172 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #91 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 2 |
| #10 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 12 |
| #5 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 29 |
| 🥈 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 6 |
| 🥈 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 42 |
| #203 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #134 | Green Clover of Justice | 13 |
| #284 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 13 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #56 | Holiday Multitasking | 2 |
| #50 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 2 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 2 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #532 | Iron Beta of Industry | 13 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #162 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #214 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #13 | Lars the Cyberian | 20 |
| #27 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 4 |
| #214 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #15 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 13 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1577 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #31 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 2 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #45 | Mr. Accessory | 4 |
| 🥇 | Mr. Burnsger | 2,000 |
| #71 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #8 | My First Paycheck envelope | 13 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #452 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 13 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #219 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 10 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #50 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #96 | Red Roger's reliquary | 5 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #305 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #172 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #35 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 2 |
| #25 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 4 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #110 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 13 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #95 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 13 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #37 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 500 |
| #213 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 6 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 10 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #408 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 13 |
| #346 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #140 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #699 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Twelve Night Energy | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 15 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #21 | Wand of Oscus | 4 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #209 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #232 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #182 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 7 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #381 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #15 | alien plant fibers | 13 |
| #32 | alien rock sample | 13 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #15 | alien toenails | 13 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #54 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 24 |
| #21 | antique beer | 24 |
| #44 | antique bottle opener | 15 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #162 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #119 | antique record album | 25 |
| #42 | antique souvenir drawing | 15 |
| 🥉 | antique tacklebox | 15 |
| #51 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #114 | batskin belt | 13 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #64 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
| #67 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #30 | beer basted brat | 13 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #52 | black slime glob | 1 |
| #279 | blue class ring | 11 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #702 | blue plasma ball | 13 |
| #623 | bone chips | 13 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #4121 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #9 | clingfilm cap | 2 |
| #11 | clingfilm slippers | 2 |
| #35 | clingfilm tangle | 2 |
| #11 | clingfilm trousers | 2 |
| #71 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #39 | compounded experience | 13 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #49 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #22 | duct tape buckler | 3 |
| #34 | duct tape dockers | 3 |
| #21 | duct tape fedora | 3 |
| #40 | duct tape shirt | 3 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #204 | duct tape wallet | 3 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #69 | ert grey goo ring | 13 |
| #12 | extra-greasy slider | 500 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy chocolate | 750 |
| 🥉 | fancy chocolate car | 750 |
| 🥈 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 250 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #251 | figurine of a charred seal | 13 |
| #25 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 15 |
| #181 | figurine of a sleek seal | 13 |
| #99 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 13 |
| #40 | finger cuffs | 13 |
| #11 | fireman's helmet | 4 |
| #7 | flaming leaf crown | 3 |
| #104 | fleshy putty | 13 |
| #7 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #508 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #247 | fuzzy busby | 13 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #217 | fuzzy earmuffs | 13 |
| #204 | fuzzy montera | 13 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #324 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #279 | ghost of a necklace | 13 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #25 | gingerbread gavel | 4 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #394 | gold wedding ring | 13 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | googly-ball hat | 13 |
| #42 | government per-diem | 13 |
| #77 | government requisition form | 13 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #19 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool gloves | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool hat | 1 |
| #12 | grubby wool scarf | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool trousers | 1 |
| #6 | grubby woolball | 13 |
| #1614 | grue egg | 15 |
| #12 | gunwale | 3 |
| #38 | hand-carved bokken | 3 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| #146 | handful of confetti | 200 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #524 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #9 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #24 | hill of beans | 2,000 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| 🥈 | incense bath ball | 113 |
| #25 | inflammable leaf | 280 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #11 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1,000 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #5 | karma shawarma | 500 |
| #30 | labrador cookie | 3 |
| #9 | leafy browns | 3 |
| #41 | left bracket | 6 |
| #87 | left parenthesis | 14 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #20 | little parachute guy | 13 |
| #8 | lucky moai statuette | 13 |
| #5 | lucky napkin | 13 |
| #396 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #87 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 50 |
| #17 | magical sausage | 1,000 |
| #58 | metal meteoroid | 14 |
| #21 | meteorb | 3 |
| #24 | meteorite guard | 3 |
| #31 | meteortarboard | 4 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #21 | military-grade peppermint oil | 34 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #56 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #41 | mutant arm | 3 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #11 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #7 | mutant legs | 2 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #359 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #52 | odor extractor | 3 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | papier-mâchéte | 13 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mitre | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #57 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | pet anchor | 50 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #52 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 13 |
| #53 | picture of you | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #13 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 5 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #30 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #495 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #13 | prohie's hat | 1 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #508 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #546 | red class ring | 13 |
| #127 | red money bag | 7 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #6 | replica Elf Guard medal | 5 |
| #112 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #61 | right parenthesis | 3 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #230 | rusty chain necklace | 13 |
| #125 | sack lunch | 226 |
| #243 | sawblade shield | 13 |
| #16 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #13 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #77 | silver cow skull | 2 |
| #86 | skeleton | 13 |
| #131 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #42 | snake skin | 13 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #87 | sneaky wrapping paper | 13 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #998 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #118 | solid gold jewel | 3 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #7 | spant egg casing | 7 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #12 | spant spear | 4 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1714 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #5 | stinky fannypack | 3 |
| #59 | stolen meatpouch | 13 |
| #396 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #28 | stuffed kraken | 7 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| 🥇 | sweet tooth | 2,000 |
| 🥉 | tattoo gun | 1 |
| #12 | tattoo of two turkeys | 3 |
| #16 | the Archwizard's briefs | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #528 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #325 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 13 |
| #322 | tiny plastic The Man | 13 |
| #540 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #24 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #37 | toy sixgun | 4 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #33 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #667 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1150 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #212 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #116 | warbear whosit | 2,000 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #10 | wax pants | 2 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #11 | whalegun | 5 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #270 | wrench bracelet | 13 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |