Museum :: Sputnik

Sputnik

Rank	Item	Quantity
#61	1952 Mickey Mantle card	126
#107	5-hour acrimony	3
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#82	ASCII shirt	32
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#75	Amulet of Yendor	271
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#5	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	209
#128	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	21
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#243	Blood Light	17
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#167	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	18
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#195	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
#10	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	119
#81	Cornbeefadon	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#870	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
#499	Crimbo pie	3
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#98	Ecto-Cooler	11
#194	FDKOL commendation	3,366
#234	FDKOL hotcakes	17
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#102	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	144
#756	Feynman gate	11
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#41	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#893	Green Clover of Justice	2
#457	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#120	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#287	Iron Beta of Industry	33
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#26	Kiss the Knob apron	5
#74	Knob Goblin elite shirt	107
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#354	Mad Train wine	283
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#459	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	18
#82	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	5
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#35	Mer-kin worktea	4
#137	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	18
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#91	Muschat	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#650	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#31	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	100
#32	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	111
#27	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	122
#26	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	55
#30	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	42
#21	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	66
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#526	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#1495	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#407	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	5
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#270	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	8
#46	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	10
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	10
#139	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	13
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#389	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	5
#182	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	6
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#210	Ralph IX cognac	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
🥈	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	156
#69	Saturday Night Special	6
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#33	Shivering Chèvre	200
#286	Silver Bullet beer	8
#712	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	7
#100	Star Spawn	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#201	Supernova Champagne	30
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#285	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#8	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	12
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#470	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#417	The Joy of Wassailing	8
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#17	The Snitch's Manifesto	13
#9	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	19
#287	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	13
#426	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#298	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	14
#470	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	9
#1044	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#921	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#332	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#105	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#384	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	11
#345	Thwaitgold spider statuette	9
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1040	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#117	Ultracolor™ shirt	2
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#105	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
#538	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#322	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#238	abominable snowcone	79
#53	accidental mutton	1
#49	actual tapas	20
#73	adorable seal larva	18
#187	ammonite fossil	30
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#196	asbestos apron	6
#102	asbestos ore	98
#165	awful poetry journal	1,168
#178	baby killer bee	54
#166	bag of airline peanuts	160
#116	balloon monkey	14
#1146	banana	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#149	barrrnacle	93
#60	barskin cloak	2
#49	bartender skull	1
#66	bat-ass leather jacket	4
#691	battered Crimbo Crate	12
#184	beautiful rainbow	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#18	beer-soaked mop	153
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#74	bishop cookie	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#65	black candy heart	224
#28	black catseye marble	1
#132	black lotus	1
#26	black paisley oyster egg	108
#60	black plastic oyster egg	56
#86	black polka-dot oyster egg	52
#145	black snowcone	27
#46	black striped oyster egg	67
#137	blank diary	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#1653	blood flower	1
#317	blood-faced volleyball	1
#7	blue LavaCo Lamp™	4
#50	blue paisley oyster egg	55
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#91	blue plastic oyster egg	51
#30	blue polka-dot oyster egg	91
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#31	blue snowcone	543
#56	blue striped oyster egg	59
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#128	bottle of Pinot Renoir	13
#10	bottle of wine	273
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#4502	box of sunshine	10
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1190	boxed wine	2
#247	brainy skull	1
#382	brick	102
#116	brilliant oyster egg	4
#47	brine	286
#198	broken skull	125
#61	bronze breastplate	31
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#381	bubblewrap ore	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#90	calle de miel with a fly in it	3
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#299	can of V-11	1
#121	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	58
#135	candied yams	58
#3617	candy cane	3
#3830	candy stake	1
#730	capacitor relay	13
#769	carbon nanotube frame	12
#444	cardboard ore	3
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#83	chef skull	1
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#252	chrome ore	24
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#43	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	5
#34	clockwork chef-in-the-box	8
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#108	clown hammer	216
#19	clownskin harness	34
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#310	cold nuggets	2
#297	cold powder	1
#131	cold wad	30
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#9	comfy blanket	2
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#26	cornucopia	119
#228	cruelty-free wine	11
#104	crystal skull	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#648	daisy	2
#12	deactivated putty buddy	2
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#246	defective skull	97
#69	demonskin jacket	4
#113	designer handbag	21
#37	detective skull	4
🥇	detour shield	1
#46	dill	529
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#156	disturbing fanfic	1,412
#67	divine blowout	707
#70	divine can of silly string	754
#52	divine champagne flute	431
#25	divine champagne popper	621
#42	divine cracker	398
#71	divine noisemaker	759
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#395	double daisy	1
#31	dread tarragon	2
#35	dreadful roast	3
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#196	drum of pomade	7
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#472	dusty bottle of Marsala	24
#432	dusty bottle of Merlot	33
#474	dusty bottle of Muscat	23
#451	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	28
#406	dusty bottle of Port	36
#441	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	25
#20	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	123
#8	eXtreme scarf	1,849
#110	easter egg balloon	119
#2230	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#362	encoder ring	49
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
#145	exotic orchid	1
#80	explosion-flavored chewing gum	307
#118	extra-see-thru nightie	5
#179	extremely skinny jeans	5
#218	facsimile dictionary	49
#78	fake fake vomit	320
#222	fake hand	117
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#1589	fancy dress ball	4
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#311	fiery wing	5
#7	filthy hippy poncho	273
#658	fine wine	3
#1764	fire	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#100	friendly cheez blob	16
#323	frigid mote	2
#42	frilly shirt	12
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#435	gas balloon	8
#62	ghost cucumber	483
#121	ghost protocol	6
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#72	gingham blouse	4
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#189	glistening oyster egg	2
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#393	goat	1
#63	golden plastic oyster egg	3
#42	goth kid t-shirt	113
#55	grease trap	11
#882	green balloon	1
#17	green candy heart	2,324
#8	green eggnog	50
#1006	green glowstick	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#17	green snowcone	837
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#109	grue egg	158
#90	grungy flannel shirt	9
#24	gunky chicken	49
#10	guy made of bee pollen	182
#5	hamethyst earring	47
#4	hamethyst ring	43
#53	harem girl t-shirt	24
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#78	herbal stuffing	72
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#98	hipposkin poncho	2
#19	homemade robot	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#152	hot daub	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#231	hot egg	1
#231	hot nuggets	7
#334	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#192	hovering sombrero	2
#275	ice stein	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#421	invisible bag	2
#363	ion grid	35
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#288	jazz soap	101
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#72	joybuzzer	295
#63	kickback cookbook	10
#507	killer rag doll	5
#10	king cookie	42
#40	knight cookie	3
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#15	lavender candy heart	2,106
#31	lavender paisley oyster egg	75
#62	lavender plastic oyster egg	48
#55	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	27
#34	lavender striped oyster egg	57
#174	lemonade marble	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#207	linoleum ore	30
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
🥇	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	504
#446	logic synthesizer	23
#289	long skinny balloon	30
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#767	macaroni duck	3
#660	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#191	magical ice cube with a fly in it	145
#90	magnificent oyster egg	7
#60	maid head	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#145	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
#190	maple leaf	3
#40	mauve paisley oyster egg	42
#36	mauve plastic oyster egg	80
#33	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	73
#45	mauve striped oyster egg	46
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#144	missing wine	1
#256	molten brick	35
#870	moxie weed	2
#292	munchies pill	1
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#520	necrotizing body spray	1
#416	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#22	off-white paisley oyster egg	54
#33	off-white plastic oyster egg	82
#51	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	38
#33	off-white striped oyster egg	58
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#29	old rosewater cream	79
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#724	orange and black Crimboween candy	2
#38	orange candy heart	2,187
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#140	orange snowcone	205
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#354	pack of pogs	55
#160	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#89	palm-frond cloak	3
#38	pat of butter	112
#16	pawn cookie	85
#1284	penguin thesaurus	2
#29	peppermint rhino baby	2
#116	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#2034	pet rock	2
#61	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	329
#52	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	357
#495	petrified time	1
#9	phat turquoise bracelet	1,228
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#23	pink candy heart	2,133
#929	pink glowstick	2
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#138	pirate shirt	15
#94	pirate skull	1
#131	pirate tract	1
#1088	pixellated candy heart	7
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#419	plastic passion fruit	3
#161	plum wine	2
#126	pog #01 (spider)	8
#133	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	8
#294	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#204	pog #04 (skleleton)	5
#125	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	9
#68	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	14
#172	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	6
#107	pog #08 (hellion)	10
#65	pog #09 (pirate)	15
#133	pog #10 (hobo)	9
#87	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	11
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#6	porquoise eyebrow ring	26
#6	porquoise ring	45
#147	portable corkscrew	36
#1010	possessed top	5
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#159	pregnant mushroom	2
#114	press-on ribs	62
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#477	pretty flower	201
#438	prismatic wad	1
#156	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
#321	psycho sweater	1
#36	puce paisley oyster egg	44
#42	puce plastic oyster egg	62
#45	puce polka-dot oyster egg	48
#20	puce striped oyster egg	95
#8	pulled indigo taffy	372
#284	purple glowstick	5
#142	purple snowcone	207
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#83	queen cookie	25
#866	rag doll	2
#90	rat head balloon	1
#217	red China marble	1
#229	red balloon	1
#76	red paisley oyster egg	31
#37	red plastic oyster egg	72
#35	red polka-dot oyster egg	53
#154	red red wine	2
#16	red snowcone	907
#33	red striped oyster egg	49
#9	red traffic cone	1
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#285	rewinged stab bat	2
#309	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#881	[2108]rock	4
#83	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2
#28	rook cookie	5
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#246	rubber emo roe	121
🥇	rxr shield	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#8	safety vest	39
#549	sandwich of the gods	13
#211	scintillating oyster egg	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#206	sensitive poetry journal	2
#29	sewage-clogged pistol	21
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#352	sewer wad	1
🥇	silver cow creamer	1
#71	silver keg	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#4	silver shrimp fork	376
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#50	skull with a fuse in it	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#61	skulldozer egg	1
#129	slap and tickle with a fly in it	2
#338	sleaze nuggets	1
#320	sleaze powder	1
#161	sleaze wad	20
#598	sleeping snowy owl	4
#420	sleeping wereturtle	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#861	smart skull	3
#133	smellbook	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#908	sock monkey	2
🥈	soggy wofl t-shirt	606
#371	sorority brain	1
#23	souvenir ski t-shirt	26
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#78	spangly mariachi vest	6
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#31	spicy jumping bean burrito	80
🥇	spinning wheel	1
#1486	spooky eggnog	4
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#392	spooky nuggets	1
#365	spooky powder	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#317	spooky wad	3
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#254	square CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#247	stainless steel scarf	12
#462	stainless steel shillelagh	9
#456	stainless steel skullcap	7
#842	stainless steel slacks	5
#418	stainless steel solitaire	7
#349	stainless steel suspenders	11
#288	star shirt	1
#61	steely marble	1
#374	stench nuggets	1
#328	stench powder	1
#172	stench wad	45
#1028	stick	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#249	stinky mushroom wine	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#114	stray chihuahua	20
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1386	string of green beads	7
#15	string of moist beads	60
#1466	string of red beads	6
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#243	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	151
#2492	stuffed Cheshire bitten	19
#2732	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	17
#289	stuffed Meat	141
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#2774	stuffed angry cow	17
#3763	stuffed astral badger	11
#3794	stuffed baby gravy fairy	11
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#3122	stuffed cocoabo	14
#368	stuffed crazy bastard sword	20
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#2479	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	20
#2466	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	20
#499	stuffed ghuol whelp	2
#3076	stuffed hand turkey	15
#236	stuffed key	215
#475	stuffed martini	18
#3197	stuffed mind flayer	14
#339	stuffed mink	127
#591	stuffed monocle	82
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#3092	stuffed scary death orb	15
#14	stuffed shoulder parrot	3,579
#3051	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	15
#2962	stuffed snowy owl	15
#2561	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	19
#382	stuffed spooky mushroom	21
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#2664	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	18
#311	stuffed teddy butler	134
#541	stuffed tin of caviar	86
#276	stuffed treasure chest	193
#3389	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	13
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1003	sturdy Crimbo crate	10
#477	styrofoam ore	2
#51	supportive bra	129
#132	tangarita with a fly in it	2
#12	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	24
#918	teddy bear	6
#132	teflon ore	2
#19	tennis ball	107
#226	thermos of brew	2
#415	thistle wine	3
#148	thought balloon	1
#326	throwing bone	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#132	tiny barrel	5
#98	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	11
#97	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	11
#323	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	6
#220	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	3
#150	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	9
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#99	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	11
#750	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	2
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#496	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#310	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	6
#38	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	6
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#193	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	8
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#75	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	5
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#124	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	10
#481	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	4
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#670	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	6
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#564	tiny plastic Beebee King	4
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#3994	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#852	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#525	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#480	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	9
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#968	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2120	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2512	tiny plastic angry goat	7
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3975	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#2555	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	7
#2872	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#662	tiny plastic bee swarm	6
#961	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#548	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	8
#589	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	7
#953	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
#2013	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#861	tiny plastic buzzerker	4
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3989	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#3328	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#4811	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2257	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	8
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#2812	tiny plastic killer bee	6
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6171	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#2888	tiny plastic levitating potato	6
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#653	tiny plastic moneybee	6
#3975	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#1111	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4345	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#497	tiny plastic peacannon	5
#3303	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#2643	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#3848	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#2877	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	6
#4864	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1272	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	7
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#3859	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#137	tofurkey gravy	53
#109	tofurkey leg	62
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#54	topiary skunk	1
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#502	toy jet pack	15
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#419	toy space helmet	21
#10	training scroll: Shattering Punch	8
#1608	tree-eating kite	10
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#392	tulip	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#82	tuxedo shirt	3
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#41	untamable turtle	21
#179	unusual disco ball	11
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#1149	useless powder	26
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#95	velcro ore	4
#59	very overdue library book	15
#57	vinegar	498
#89	vinyl ore	4
#106	warbear badge	1
#1538	wheel	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#903	white balloon	1
#29	white candy heart	2,253
#47	white hat hacker T-shirt	29
#48	white snakeskin duster	3
#176	whoopie cushion	158
#40	wind-up chattering teeth	488
#93	wings of fire	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#87	x-ray specs	237
#20	yak anorak	49
#124	yam candy	2
#42	yellow candy heart	2,196
#38	yellow paisley oyster egg	57
#53	yellow plastic oyster egg	73
#23	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	85
#51	yellow snowcone	443
#39	yellow striped oyster egg	45
🥇	yield shield	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#179	zombie pineal gland	24

Wow, that's 52,391 items total!

what items are this player missing?