Museum :: thelagmonster

thelagmonster

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#573	BURT	6
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#75	Barney's rake	4
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#50	Belt of Howling Anger	10
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#541	Bonerdagon necklace	21
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#900	Boss Bat bling	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#396	CSA fire-starting kit	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#120	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#1870	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#78	Coily™	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#620	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#158	Crimbo Credit	79
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#90	Crimbonium fuel rod	30
#31	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	3
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#37	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	3
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#30	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	3
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#48	Crimbot battery	75
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#81	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	7
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#167	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#1354	Crimbuck	291
#59	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#113	Drowsy Sword	146
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#84	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	6
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#615	Goodfella contract	18
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#111	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
#8	Green Clover of Justice	80
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#49	Helm of the Scream Emperor	9
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#451	Jack-in-the-box	13
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#167	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	135
#116	Mae West with a fly in it	3
#148	Marquis de Poivre soda	106
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#58	Mer-kin knucklebone	3
#133	Microplushie: Bropane	102
#115	Microplushie: Dorkonide	39
#151	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	39
#129	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	22
#143	Microplushie: Gothochondria	73
#139	Microplushie: Hippylase	109
#96	Microplushie: Hipsterine	14
#161	Microplushie: Hobomosome	44
#128	Microplushie: Otakulone	126
#139	Microplushie: Raverdrine	63
#117	Microplushie: Sororitrate	100
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#69	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#90	PB&BP	1
#89	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
#44	Pener's drumstick	2
#43	Pink Heart of Spirit	20
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#266	Red Rover BB gun	14
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#90	Shield of Icy Fate	5
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#52	Sword of Dark Omens	9
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#27	The Big Book of Every Skill	2
#66	The Emperor's new pants	1
#15	The Emperor's new shirt	6
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#16	The Landscaper's leafblower	4
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#703	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#30	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	3
#1065	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#175	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#190	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	16
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#671	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#270	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	18
#854	Thwaitgold termite statuette	4
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#53	Xiblaxian 5D printer	2
#49	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1147	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#11	anger blaster	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#20	augmented-reality shades	58
#708	badass belt	71
#15	batskin belt	82
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#96	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	3
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#364	bunny liver	16
#849	burst hellseal brain	1
#298	can of V-11	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#48	can-you-dig-it?	5
#89	charged magnet	1
#127	choco-Crimbot	12
#162	club necklace	29
#63	cyan seashell	1
#78	cylindrical mold	53
#177	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
#405	designer handbag	7
#158	diamond necklace	28
#12	doubt cannon	3
#29	duct tape sword	5
#44	dueling banjo	1
#538	easter egg balloon	44
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#50	equal sign	5
#77	eternal car battery	2
#423	facsimile dictionary	25
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#266	fancy opera glasses	16
#12	fear condenser	3
#247	figurine of a cold seal	26
#115	figurine of a sleek seal	18
#445	figurine of a slippery seal	3
#332	figurine of a stinking seal	6
#131	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	10
#21	fitness wristband	58
#221	flask of mining oil	5
#131	flask of tainted mining oil	71
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#1325	fudgecule	5
#12	fuzzy busby	117
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#118	fuzzy earmuffs	26
#205	fuzzy montera	13
#225	garish pinky ring	20
#79	gearbox necklace	9
#52	ghost of a necklace	114
#156	giant designer sunglasses	27
#1044	giant pinky ring	11
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#82	gold wedding ring	123
#59	gray seashell	1
#36	grease cannon	2
🥉	green face paint	1
#498	gremlin juice	2
#28	hand-carved bokken	4
#248	handful of confetti	141
#222	heart necklace	25
#654	heart of the volcano	10
#995	hot wing	10
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#59	labrador cookie	1
#267	lawn dart	1
#54	left bracket	4
#45	left parenthesis	34
#48	little deuce cape	2
#47	love	2
#48	lowercase a	2
#1003	macaroni duck	2
#234	magical mystery juice	66
#161	magicberry tablets	4
#145	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
#665	martini	1
#308	memory of an A	1
#359	mysterious silver lapel pin	3
#55	note from Clancy	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#93	nugget of Crimbonium	57
#1028	obsidian dagger	16
#133	old bronzer	1
#131	old eyebrow pencil	1
#255	old school flying disc	1
#237	old sweatpants	313
#941	orange	1
#28	ornamental sextant	1
#38	ornate picture frame	85
#956	pack of KWE trading card	3
#264	peanut brittle shield	12
#141	pencil stub	1
#211	peppermint tailings	78
#68	percent sign	10
#331	pie man was not meant to eat	2
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#308	pig-iron helm	1
#1003	pink clay bead	1
#79	pint of sweat	3
#18	pixel grappling hook	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#31	pixel orb	3
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#17	plush mutated alielephant	1
#12	plush mutated alielf	1
#502	pog #01 (spider)	1
#484	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#502	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#499	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#15	polyester pad	1
#338	prismatic wad	3
#1166	probability potion	1
#52	really dense meat stack	70
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#343	red class ring	30
🥉	red face paint	1
#210	red-and-green sweater	14
#109	red-hot boilermaker	1
#11	regret hose	3
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#101	resolution: be kinder	1
#147	resolution: be stronger	1
#103	resolution: be wealthier	3
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#457	rib of the Bonerdagon	4
#28	right parenthesis	9
#215	rubber WWBD? bracelet	26
#282	rubber WWJD? bracelet	22
#199	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	27
#184	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	28
#598	rusty chain necklace	3
#1033	sawblade shield	1
#919	scrumptious reagent	5
#292	seal-blubber candle	9
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#97	severed flipper	2
#758	shredded hellseal hide	1
#28	silver keg	2
#52	single atom	238
#21	skull of the Bonerdagon	83
#23	smart watch	58
#860	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2
#1228	solid gold bowling ball	9
#252	spade necklace	22
#51	spark plug earring	13
#205	spectre scepter	140
🥉	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
#291	stainless steel shillelagh	12
#888	strawberry	1
#786	stray chihuahua	3
#597	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	74
#283	stuffed Cheshire bitten	117
#257	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	128
#520	stuffed Meat	91
#243	stuffed angry cow	137
#306	stuffed astral badger	118
#298	stuffed baby gravy fairy	123
#412	stuffed cocoabo	96
#522	stuffed crazy bastard sword	13
#305	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	121
#242	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	144
#319	stuffed hand turkey	112
#421	stuffed key	135
#696	stuffed martini	11
#251	stuffed mind flayer	138
#457	stuffed mink	102
#627	stuffed monocle	77
#272	stuffed scary death orb	125
#293	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	121
#284	stuffed snowy owl	118
#298	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	125
#238	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	134
#641	stuffed teddy butler	76
#506	stuffed tin of caviar	91
#405	stuffed treasure chest	143
#248	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	135
#95	succulent marrow	2
#30	suspicious-looking fedora	3
#49	tangarita with a fly in it	7
#1538	thin black candle	2
#197	tiny canopic jar	1
#33	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	3
#34	tiny plastic Crimbomega	3
#34	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	3
#36	tiny plastic Crimbot	3
#35	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	3
#34	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	3
#34	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	3
#39	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	3
#35	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	3
#37	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	3
#6	toy Crimbot mega face	4
#5	toy Crimbot power glove	4
#5	toy Crimbot rocket legs	4
#6	toy Crimbot super fist	4
#603	turtle pheromones	2
#563	untamable turtle	4
#1126	unusual disco ball	2
#161	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	57
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#265	wand of pigification	1
#5	warbear LP-ROM burner	15
#4	warbear auto-anvil	16
#435	warbear beeping telegram	1
#56	warbear breakfast machine assembler	10
#4	warbear chemistry lab	17
#116	warbear drone assembler	5
#78	warbear empathy chip	8
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#21	warbear energy bracers	8
#42	warbear exhaust manifold	5
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#10	warbear high-efficiency still	8
🥈	warbear induction oven	31
#6	warbear jackhammer drill press	13
#11	warbear laser beacon	11
#65	warbear metalworking primer	14
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#52	warbear oil pan	4
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#163	warbear soda machine assembler	3
#120	water-polo cap	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#115	woven baling wire bracelets	8
#845	wrench bracelet	2
#125	wriggling worm	3
#9	wumpus-hair bolo	11
#14	wumpus-hair net	1

Wow, that's 8,195 items total!

what items are this player missing?