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RankItemQuantity
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#268Ancient Saucehelm8
#377Angelhair Culottes3
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#234Arrrmetia trading card1
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#377Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental3
#223Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#66Bling of the New Wave12
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#478Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#198Disco 'Fro Pick11
#389El Sombrero De Lopez6
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#699Frosty's frosty mug1
#179Galapagosian Cuisses6
#178Garter of the Turtle Poacher6
#116Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob8
#185Heimandatz's heart8
#671Hodgman's blanket1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#211Inndya trading card1
#122Jocko Homo's head11
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#474Krakrox's Loincloth2
#669LED block1
#214La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez6
#214Lederhosen of the Night6
#1061Let Me Be!1
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#247Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#124Newman's Own Trousers8
#630Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#234Poison Oak trading card1
#176Prelude of Precision1
#234Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#204Roo trading card1
#240Safari Jack's moustache6
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#212Serenity trading card1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#137The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#218The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#295The Mariachi's guitar case6
#209The Snake trading card1
#77Thorny Toad trading card2
#938Travels with Jerry1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#72Volartta's bellbottoms11
#228Woldo trading card1
#511Yakisoba's hat3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2451baconstone1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#643bed of coals1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#1822box of sunshine83
#1274buckyball2
#1241canteen of wine9
#716comfy coffin1
#568corncob pipe1
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#615deadly lampshade1
#330depleted uranium seal figurine2
#458elven limbos gingerbread30
#630elven moonshine15
#434empty agua de vida bottle437
#202enchanted leopard-print barbell14
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#671filthy lucre55
#378flaming glowsticks1
#578frayed rope belt1
#460freezin' bindle1
#333friendly cheez blob7
#1799golden ring39
#765green glowstick2
#2400hamethyst1
#154heart of the volcano44
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#1604iGoogly1
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#669killing feather53
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#426lavender paisley oyster egg8
#753lavender plastic oyster egg5
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#442lewd playing card5
#1009macaroni duck2
#467mauve plastic oyster egg8
#524mauve polka-dot oyster egg6
#1663monomolecular yo-yo3
#1120mylar scout drone3
#28mysterious present30
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#697nanite-infested eggnog7
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#1038nanofiber cloth2
#406off-white polka-dot oyster egg8
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#885oversized fish scaler6
#1028oyster basket3
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#1205pink glowstick1
#53plexiglass pants4
#104plexiglass pendant2
#76plexiglass pikestaff4
#73plexiglass pinky ring3
#54plexiglass pith helmet5
#30plexiglass pocketwatch5
#654polyalloy shield6
#2213porquoise1
#110puce paisley oyster egg18
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#592puce striped oyster egg4
#727purple glowstick1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#810rogue swarmer59
#310sandwich of the gods14
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#556spooky bindle1
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#672stained mattress1
#482stainless steel scarf7
#944stainless steel shillelagh5
#556stainless steel skullcap6
#228stainless steel slacks12
#509stainless steel solitaire6
#393stainless steel suspenders10
#542stray chihuahua5
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3864tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#1443toy hoverpad2
#537twinkly wad102
#1239unstable laser battery41
#448untamable turtle5
#215unusual disco ball10
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#2082vitachoconutriment capsule6
#472voodoo snuff2
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#417yellow plastic oyster egg14
#38yellow polka-dot oyster egg40
#85yellow striped oyster egg21

Wow, that's 1,665 items total!

what items are this player missing?