Museum :: takenoko

takenoko

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#160	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	12
#126	37x37x37 puzzle cube	20
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#253	9-ball	4
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#232	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#66	BRICKO pearl	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#31	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	146
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#95	Belt of Howling Anger	5
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#36	Bonerdagon necklace	142
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#114	Boris's ring	12
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#53	Boss Bat britches	129
#302	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#80	C.H.U.M. chum	24
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#22	Codpiece of the Goblin King	128
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1486	Crimbuck	191
#249	Crown of the Goblin King	90
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#52	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	7
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#80	Dolphin King's crown	47
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#244	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	4
#82	Drowsy Sword	169
#427	Dyspepsi grenade	31
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#75	Elmley shades	16
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#186	FDKOL commendation	3,589
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#110	Frosty's frosty mug	17
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	8
#60	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	6
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
#23	Helm of the Scream Emperor	17
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#136	Hodgman's blanket	10
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#196	Instant Karma	55
#162	Iron Beta of Industry	61
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#73	Jarlsberg's earring	15
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#97	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	187
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#475	Microplushie: Bropane	19
#445	Microplushie: Dorkonide	7
#388	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#409	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	5
#346	Microplushie: Gothochondria	23
#383	Microplushie: Hippylase	28
#353	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#326	Microplushie: Hobomosome	18
#417	Microplushie: Otakulone	27
#363	Microplushie: Raverdrine	18
#375	Microplushie: Sororitrate	24
#152	Misty Robe	14
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#155	Mr. Joe's bangles	10
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#438	NPZR chemistry set	5
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#37	New Cloaca-Cola	10
#152	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	43
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#177	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	8
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#272	Orange Star of Sacrifice	8
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#57	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	26
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#54	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#36	Ralph IX cognac	5
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#105	Red Rover BB gun	33
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#84	Roo trading card	2
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#89	Shield of Icy Fate	5
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#89	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#356	Steal This Candy	5
#627	Summer Nights	2
#126	Sword of Dark Omens	3
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#323	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#182	The Mariachi's guitar case	9
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1004	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#256	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#493	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	10
#279	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#601	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#648	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	6
#404	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#672	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#219	Tuesday's ruby	11
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#19	Wand of Nagamar	198
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#48	Woldo trading card	3
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#365	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#550	adorable seal larva	5
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#84	ancient stone head	13
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#281	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	5
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#341	antique record album	9
#299	antique souvenir drawing	3
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#86	asbestos crossbow string	3
#96	asbestos sword hilt	3
#405	astral mushroom	22
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#275	baby killer bee	36
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#67	baconstone pendant	5
#83	badass belt	252
#1215	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#1147	banana	1
#380	banana peel	8
#285	banana smoothie	2
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#644	bananagate	6
#83	bargain flash powder	13
#298	barrrnacle	53
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#49	beach ball marble	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#62	bed of coals	9
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#57	bellhop bell	11
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#584	bindlestocking	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#931	black paisley oyster egg	5
#539	black plastic oyster egg	9
#555	black polka-dot oyster egg	9
#464	black spot	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#998	blood flower	4
#20	bloody kiwitini	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#187	blue paisley oyster egg	16
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#594	blue plastic oyster egg	8
#840	blue polka-dot oyster egg	5
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#362	blue striped oyster egg	12
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#140	borrowed time	2
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#146	bottle of black cat tonic	6
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#191	bottled day	1
#85	bottled inspiration	16
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#5907	box of sunshine	4
#91	box turtle	5
#963	brine	10
#247	brown crock marble	1
#126	brown pixel	3
#447	brown plastic baby	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#333	bunch of bananas	12
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#121	burnt flower	143
#52	burrowgrub hive	3
#576	burst hellseal brain	5
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#705	can of Binarrrca	12
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#545	can of fake snow	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#401	can of maces	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1141	candied kobold	1
#857	candy brain	1
#3615	candy cane	3
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#1326	candy stake	5
#1116	canteen of wine	12
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#56	cat appendix	175
#89	charged magnet	1
#235	charming flute	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#95	cheap plastic blowgun	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#130	chintzy accordion pin	5
#188	chintzy disco ball pendant	5
#31	chintzy noodle ring	92
#125	chintzy saucepan earring	9
#81	chintzy seal pendant	14
#146	chintzy turtle brooch	7
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#151	chocolate pasta spoon	4
#66	chocolate saucepan	22
#38	chocolate seal-clubbing club	51
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#65	chocolate stolen accordion	24
#38	chocolate turtle totem	65
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#107	chrome crossbow string	2
#42	chrome sword hilt	7
#696	chunk of depleted Grimacite	13
#344	chunk of rock salt	4
#705	club necklace	10
#27	coal paperweight	1
#164	coconut shell	476
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#187	comfy coffin	6
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#120	cool mushroom	22
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#281	cursed black pearl onion	5
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#313	cursed dirty joke scroll	3
#214	cursed sea biscuit	7
#919	cyborg doll	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#1025	daisy	1
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#375	denim axe	1
#469	dense meat stack	107
#334	dented harmonica	3
#276	deodorant	10
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
🥇	detour shield	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#126	dishrag	5
#106	disintegrating spiky collar	5
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#237	dope wheels	3
#395	double daisy	1
#70	drywall axe	142
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#175	dwarvish magazine	7
#17	easter egg balloon	239
#118	effluvious emerald	14
#1088	elven limbos gingerbread	8
#602	elven moonshine	16
#1396	elven socks	1
#262	elven suicide capsule	40
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#96	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	139
#43	enchanted leopard-print barbell	26
#90	enchanted toothpick	15
#74	enormous hoop earring	21
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#146	extra-greasy slider	17
#402	eye-pod	1
#148	facsimile dictionary	66
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#1175	felt	7
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#278	festive sausage	8
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#33	filigreed hamethyst necklace	2
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#99	filth-encrusted futon	7
#832	filthy lucre	39
#1347	fire	2
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#431	foie gras	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#626	friendly cheez blob	4
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#210	fruitfilm	1
#59	funky brass fez	9
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#323	gearbox necklace	3
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#100	giant designer sunglasses	40
#43	giant discarded bottlecap	82
#120	giant discarded plastic fork	65
#343	giant discarded torn-up glove	13
#47	giant pinky ring	242
#6	gilded BRICKO chalice	1
#2477	gingerbread bugbear	4
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#210	gingham blouse	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#151	glacial sapphire	5
#92	gloomy black mushroom	43
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#108	goblin autoblowgun	3
#114	goblin hunting spear	3
#302	gold wedding ring	23
#63	golden plastic oyster egg	3
#1799	golden ring	39
#67	goth kid t-shirt	90
#80	goulauncher	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#728	gray bow tie	8
#882	green balloon	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#435	grue egg	59
#63	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	2
#870	guitar pick	1
#349	guy made of bee pollen	8
#1225	gyroscope	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#118	halfberd	6
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#117	hamethyst necklace	5
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#106	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
#148	handful of confetti	199
#396	handful of numbers	1
#141	heart necklace	34
#203	heart of the volcano	34
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#238	holiday cheese log	8
#204	hopping socks	1
#81	hot pink lipstick	15
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#148	hyperbolic plasma focuser	27
#916	iGoogly	11
#87	iced-out bling	5
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#172	infernal fife	10
#577	inflatable duck	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#78	ironic moustache	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#282	jar of fermented pickle juice	7
#192	jar of squeeze	5
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#231	ketchup hound	27
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#887	killing feather	45
#1425	kneecapping stick	3
#290	knob bugle	2
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#971	knuckle sandwich	12
#2638	laser-broiled pear	7
#120	lavender paisley oyster egg	23
#75	lavender plastic oyster egg	36
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#259	left half of a heart necklace	2
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#174	lemonade marble	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#935	lewd playing card	1
#202	library card	2
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#67	linoleum crossbow string	3
#82	linoleum sword hilt	2
#225	live lobster	2
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#80	longhaired hippy wig	7
#377	los chinos	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#190	lucky bottlecap	8
#559	lucky rabbit's foot	12
#766	macaroni duck	3
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#386	magic lamp	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#214	mauve plastic oyster egg	15
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1233	mauve striped oyster egg	3
#145	miniature antlers	1
#211	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	2
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#35	muculent machete	4
#8	mugcake	533,236
#95	mushroom fermenting solution	75
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#1929	nanite-infested eggnog	3
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#764	nanofiber cloth	5
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#116	obsidian dagger	93
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#346	off-white plastic oyster egg	13
#338	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	10
#1024	off-white striped oyster egg	2
#54	oily golden mushroom	7
#440	opera mask	1
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#67	orange peel hat	7
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#269	oyster basket	16
#375	pack of pogs	52
#212	pail	63
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#19	panhandle panhandling hat	44
#87	pants of the Slug Lord	40
#1135	paperclip	2
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#367	party hat	6
#205	patchouli incense stick	145
#812	patent leather shoes	6
#181	pebblebräu	1
#729	penguin thesaurus	9
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#332	phish stick	3
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#281	plastic guitar	5
#273	plastic passion fruit	6
#117	plexiglass pants	2
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#147	plexiglass pith helmet	2
#208	pog #01 (spider)	5
#148	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	7
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#211	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	5
#174	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	6
#173	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	6
#315	pog #08 (hellion)	3
#321	pog #09 (pirate)	3
#193	pog #10 (hobo)	6
#219	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	5
#148	pointy mushroom	16
#133	poison pen	9
#176	polka-dot bow tie	3
#327	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#48	pool cue	199
#493	pork elf goodies sack	13
#993	portable corkscrew	5
#1713	possessed top	2
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#119	powdered toad horn	2
#145	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#121	pretty bouquet	21
#186	pretty flower	1,564
#47	propeller beanie	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#685	puce paisley oyster egg	4
#1070	puce plastic oyster egg	3
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#445	pumpkinhead mask	14
#727	purple glowstick	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#557	ram horns	1
#100	raspberry beret	1
#148	really dense meat stack	36
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#136	red China marble	2
#649	red gummi ingot	22
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#360	red plastic oyster egg	13
#838	red polka-dot oyster egg	4
#414	red striped oyster egg	7
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#289	rhesus monkey	2
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#332	rice bowl	5
#453	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	3
#304	right half of a heart necklace	2
#1103	rigid carapace	4
#111	ring of adornment	6
#129	ring of aggravate monster	99
#111	ring of cold resistance	5
#137	ring of fire resistance	4
#82	ring of gain strength	9
#482	ring of half-assed regeneration	6
#118	ring of increase damage	5
#338	roboduck-on-a-string	4
#1287	robotronic egg	15
#675	rogue swarmer	65
#985	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
#626	rubber WWJD? bracelet	12
#676	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	11
#935	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	8
#374	rubber axe	2
🥇	rxr shield	1
#37	safety vest	5
#56	salamander slurry	15
#39	sandwich of the gods	34
#39	savory crossbow	1
#800	sawblade fragment	55
#260	sawblade shield	12
#715	seal tooth	8
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#103	shiny butcherknife	12
#153	shiny hood ornament	8
#72	shiny ring	249
#162	shiny tribal beads	11
#412	shock collar	1
#148	shrinking powder	3
#203	silver shrimp fork	11
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#251	sleeping stocking	11
#108	slime convention t-shirt	2
#175	slingshot	3
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#296	small leather glove	3
#57	smoldering staff	1
#21	solid baconstone earring	3
#35	solid baconstone necklace	2
#29	solid baconstone ring	3
#97	solid gold bowling ball	176
#463	spade necklace	14
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#96	spooky bicycle chain	20
#554	spooky bindle	1
#80	spooky cosmetics bag	24
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1892	spooky length of string	1
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#51	spooky staff	13
#240	spooky stick	47
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#205	spork	9
#792	squashed frog	5
#69	squeaky staff	1
#516	squirming egg sac	15
#76	stained mattress	10
#58	stainless steel scarf	28
#23	stainless steel shillelagh	34
#104	stainless steel skullcap	16
#171	stainless steel slacks	14
#114	stainless steel solitaire	15
#133	stainless steel suspenders	20
#79	star boomerang	2
#175	star buckler	2
#12	star crossbow	123
#16	star hat	120
#170	star pants	2
#288	star shirt	1
#47	star spatula	4
#50	star staff	11
#65	star stiletto	2
#53	star sword	16
#193	star throwing star	1
#32	starchy sword	4
#260	steamy ruby	4
#61	steely marble	1
#85	stick of "gum"	20
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#111	sticky meat pants	1
#238	stinkin' bindle	3
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#584	strange shiny disc	5
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#232	stray chihuahua	11
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#1377	string of blue beads	7
#1869	string of green beads	3
#1466	string of red beads	6
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#275	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	138
#287	stuffed Cheshire bitten	116
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#223	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	137
#378	stuffed Meat	119
#1484	stuffed alien blob	4
#228	stuffed angry cow	144
#317	stuffed astral badger	116
#249	stuffed baby gravy fairy	143
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#92	stuffed caterpillar	2
#235	stuffed cocoabo	137
#922	stuffed crazy bastard sword	6
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#304	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	121
#286	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	127
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#236	stuffed hand turkey	137
#283	stuffed key	191
#501	stuffed martini	17
#270	stuffed mind flayer	131
#327	stuffed mink	129
#318	stuffed monocle	132
#942	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#266	stuffed scary death orb	126
#118	stuffed shoulder parrot	150
#215	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	151
#227	stuffed snowy owl	140
#322	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	117
#138	stuffed spooky mushroom	52
#243	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	132
#364	stuffed teddy butler	123
#345	stuffed tin of caviar	124
#201	stuffed treasure chest	237
#213	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	149
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#315	stuffed yo-yo	2
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1401	stuffing	5
#41	styrofoam crossbow	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#595	sucky decal	2
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#1225	support cummerbund	2
#593	supportive bra	1
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#729	tambourine bells	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#384	targeting chip	1
#73	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
#322	tasket	1
#344	tasty tart	5
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#188	tawdry amethyst	5
#1586	teddy bear	2
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#931	teddy borg	7
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#34	tenderizing hammer	78
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#228	throwing bone	4
#142	tighty whiteys	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#144	tin cup of mulligan stew	8
#174	tin star	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#748	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#225	tiny maracas	4
#130	tiny ninja sword	9
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#231	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	28
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#166	tiny plastic Axe Wound	36
#157	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	25
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#313	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	13
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#183	tiny plastic Black Knight	34
#256	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	15
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#308	tiny plastic Boss Bat	13
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#220	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	60
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#891	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	11
#608	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	16
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#373	tiny plastic Felonia	11
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#210	tiny plastic G Imp	28
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#792	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#352	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	19
#213	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	29
#852	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#182	tiny plastic Hellion	33
#191	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	32
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#256	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	15
#330	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	19
#300	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	21
#326	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	20
#174	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	35
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#844	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#175	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	35
#282	tiny plastic Protagonist	23
#875	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#603	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	7
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#266	tiny plastic Spam Witch	23
#201	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	31
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#325	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	13
#321	tiny plastic The Man	13
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#173	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	36
#405	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	8
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#859	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#260	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	25
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1348	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#417	tiny plastic angry bugbear	17
#337	tiny plastic angry goat	46
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#222	tiny plastic anime smiley	26
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#274	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	24
#271	tiny plastic astronomer	23
#332	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	45
#239	tiny plastic barrrnacle	59
#750	tiny plastic batbugbear	5
#214	tiny plastic beanbat	29
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#313	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	12
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#665	tiny plastic blazing bat	6
#239	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	58
#261	tiny plastic blooper	24
#202	tiny plastic brainsweeper	31
#218	tiny plastic briefcase bat	28
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#296	tiny plastic cocoabo	50
#243	tiny plastic coffee pixie	56
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#216	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	18
#274	tiny plastic cubist bull	23
#225	tiny plastic demoninja	28
#202	tiny plastic disco bandit	18
#175	tiny plastic drunk goat	35
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#154	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	37
#218	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	28
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#221	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	28
#203	tiny plastic fruit golem	30
#229	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	59
#214	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	64
#226	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	62
#212	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	29
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#280	tiny plastic goth giant	22
#248	tiny plastic grue	55
#181	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	33
#192	tiny plastic hermit	17
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#272	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	54
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#224	tiny plastic killer bee	65
#280	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	23
#212	tiny plastic leprechaun	64
#274	tiny plastic levitating potato	54
#335	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	19
#1124	tiny plastic moneybee	2
#225	tiny plastic mosquito	61
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#212	tiny plastic ninja snowman	31
#409	tiny plastic pastamancer	10
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#256	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	56
#435	tiny plastic sauceror	10
#201	tiny plastic scary clown	31
#346	tiny plastic seal clubber	12
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#212	tiny plastic senile lihc	29
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#202	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	31
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#194	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	31
#242	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	59
#182	tiny plastic spooky vampire	34
#306	tiny plastic stab bat	49
#225	tiny plastic star starfish	59
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#484	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	19
#228	tiny plastic taco cat	27
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#251	tiny plastic topiary golem	24
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#264	tiny plastic turtle tamer	15
#215	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	29
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#267	tiny plastic warwelf	23
#208	tiny plastic whitesnake	30
#238	tiny plastic zmobie	26
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#265	tisket	1
#455	titanium assault umbrella	15
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#334	toy deathbot	3
#597	toy hoverpad	20
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1194	toy ray gun	5
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#230	true grit	11
#165	tube sock	3
#392	tulip	1
#148	ultimate ultimate frisbee	5
#192	unearthly onyx	5
#1756	unstable DNA	10
#947	unstable laser battery	47
#721	untamable turtle	3
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#78	voodoo snuff	18
#900	wad of cotton	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#255	warm mushroom	7
🥈	washboard shield	1
#474	water wings	1
#32	water-polo mitt	4
#1538	wheel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#103	wicker shield	62
#1303	wind-up chattering teeth	11
#211	witch hat	4
#106	wok lobster	1
#73	woven baling wire bracelets	10
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#64	wrench bracelet	54
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#342	yellow paisley oyster egg	8
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1692	yellow snowcone	4
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 555,155 items total!

what items are this player missing?