| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #346 | BURT | 71 |
| #403 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 27 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #915 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #1122 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #920 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #204 | FDKOL commendation | 3,147 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #747 | Go-Wassail | 11 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #70 | Star Spawn | 2 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 19 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 23 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #615 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 11 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #91 | adorable seal larva | 16 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #172 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #1604 | brick | 10 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #198 | chocolate bath ball | 5 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #153 | cold seal sweat | 22 |
| #65 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 9 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #213 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 3 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 4 |
| #191 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 4 |
| #193 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 4 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 4 |
| #225 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 3 |
| #181 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 5 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 4 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 4 |
| #191 | discocktail | 21 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #656 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #214 | foetid seal tear | 19 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #398 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #77 | green drunki-bear | 10 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #329 | hideous egg | 10 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #659 | jerky coins | 20 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #207 | lollipop stick | 365 |
| #99 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #239 | molten brick | 42 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #322 | old sweatpants | 224 |
| #788 | pack of pogs | 7 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #79 | red drunki-bear | 10 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #343 | smoking grass | 173 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #394 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 100 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #304 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 112 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #483 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #65 | untamable turtle | 17 |
| #368 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #1113 | useless powder | 30 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #537 | wind-up meatcar | 13 |
| #75 | yellow drunki-bear | 10 |