| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #100 | Argarggagarg's fang | 12 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #275 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #89 | Bonerdagon necklace | 82 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #153 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 13 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #78 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 11 |
| #74 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 11 |
| #66 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 12 |
| #25 | Grimacite Bock | 2 |
| #70 | Heimandatz's heart | 15 |
| #227 | Jack-in-the-box | 26 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #139 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 7 |
| #109 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 12 |
| #106 | Lederhosen of the Night | 12 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #70 | Newman's Own Trousers | 12 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #65 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 24 |
| #102 | Safari Jack's moustache | 11 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 23 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #45 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 17 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #208 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥉 | armgun | 3,730 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #459 | badass belt | 98 |
| #6 | barbed-wire fence | 1,778 |
| #260 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 26 |
| #53 | bottle of Crimbognac | 10 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #37 | can of franks 'n' beans | 6 |
| #165 | canteen of wine | 130 |
| #228 | chainsaw chain | 2 |
| 🥉 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 650 |
| #12 | daisy | 11,111 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #236 | divine champagne flute | 41 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #595 | dusty Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #111 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 32 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #282 | fancy chocolate car | 12 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #126 | friendly cheez blob | 14 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #317 | ghost trap | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #327 | green candy heart | 69 |
| #135 | handful of confetti | 204 |
| #178 | heart of the volcano | 39 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #274 | knuckle sandwich | 90 |
| #338 | lavender candy heart | 69 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #70 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 66 |
| 🥈 | magnetic field | 69 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #401 | orange candy heart | 69 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #353 | pink candy heart | 69 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #92 | pulsing flesh | 26 |
| 🥉 | raisin | 9,036 |
| 🥇 | raspberry beret | 1,999 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #187 | rigid carapace | 18 |
| #73 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #27 | sea radish | 19 |
| #104 | solid gold bowling ball | 163 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #112 | spectre scepter | 202 |
| #220 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #84 | stainless steel shillelagh | 21 |
| #149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #221 | stainless steel suspenders | 15 |
| #335 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #831 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #441 | toy crazy train | 21 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #160 | twitching claw | 21 |
| #751 | unstable DNA | 61 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #370 | white candy heart | 69 |
| #449 | yellow candy heart | 69 |