| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #229 | FDKOL commendation | 2,585 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #258 | Hollandaise helmet | 14 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #820 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #205 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #36 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 35 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #163 | Wolfman Nardz | 10 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #107 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #397 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #254 | bite-me-red lipstick | 75 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #729 | bone chips | 9 |
| #178 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #241 | bottle of Blank-Out | 55 |
| #637 | bottle of goofballs | 40 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #543 | brine | 36 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #741 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #211 | candy cigarette | 5 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #137 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #658 | dill | 59 |
| #1036 | disco ball | 12 |
| #948 | disco mask | 13 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #55 | fake plastic grass | 29 |
| #153 | festive sausage | 18 |
| #39 | flaming glowsticks | 13 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #274 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1277 | fudgecule | 10 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #840 | ghost cucumber | 47 |
| #441 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #265 | ghost trap | 4 |
| #274 | ghostly body paint | 17 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #102 | gold tooth | 5 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1120 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #137 | holiday cheese log | 18 |
| #24 | iced-out bling | 20 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #216 | legitimate business on the beach | 5 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #27 | limburger biker boots | 21 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #767 | lollipop stick | 10 |
| #131 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #293 | mariachi hat | 9 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #153 | mushroom fermenting solution | 48 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #237 | necrotizing body spray | 38 |
| #181 | non-aged vinegar | 5 |
| #297 | nugget of Crimbonium | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #465 | paperclip | 91 |
| #868 | pasta spoon | 12 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #399 | peppermint tailings | 5 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #163 | plastic cup of beer | 15 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #235 | press-on ribs | 36 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #884 | ravioli hat | 11 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #492 | roll of toilet paper | 168 |
| #172 | salt wages | 5 |
| #1303 | saucepan | 6 |
| #1036 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #498 | seal-skull helmet | 16 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #155 | sleeve deuce | 10 |
| #33 | smiling rat | 11 |
| #67 | smoked potsherd | 17 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #632 | spectral pickle | 13 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #831 | spooky sap | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #861 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #1232 | stolen accordion | 7 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #305 | stray chihuahua | 9 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1180 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1276 | stuffed Meat | 32 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #197 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 40 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #299 | stuffed martini | 32 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1418 | stuffed mink | 26 |
| #1401 | stuffed monocle | 27 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1075 | stuffed teddy butler | 41 |
| #1186 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #279 | sucker scaffold | 39 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #1205 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #348 | unearthed potsherd | 6 |
| #118 | untamable turtle | 13 |
| #209 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #402 | useless powder | 342 |
| #727 | vinegar | 49 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #5 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 28 |
| #22 | warbear drone assembler | 17 |
| #6 | warbear empathy chip | 29 |
| #29 | warbear energy bracers | 6 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #37 | warbear foil hat | 5 |
| #49 | warbear high-efficiency still | 4 |
| #55 | warbear induction oven | 3 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #46 | warbear laser beacon | 5 |
| #41 | warbear metalworking primer | 20 |
| #39 | warbear oil pan | 5 |
| #16 | warbear soda machine assembler | 23 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #187 | whisker pencil | 49 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |