| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #845 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #229 | FDKOL commendation | 2,585 |
| #127 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #262 | Hollandaise helmet | 14 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #426 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #820 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #205 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #563 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1223 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #36 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 35 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #162 | Wolfman Nardz | 10 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #110 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #88 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #145 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #398 | bindlestocking | 6 |
| #254 | bite-me-red lipstick | 75 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #730 | bone chips | 9 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #241 | bottle of Blank-Out | 55 |
| #643 | bottle of goofballs | 40 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #543 | brine | 36 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #745 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #214 | candy cigarette | 5 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #290 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #135 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #93 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #405 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #658 | dill | 59 |
| #1042 | disco ball | 12 |
| #956 | disco mask | 13 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #55 | fake plastic grass | 29 |
| #152 | festive sausage | 18 |
| #39 | flaming glowsticks | 13 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #283 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1280 | fudgecule | 10 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #840 | ghost cucumber | 47 |
| #452 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #265 | ghost trap | 4 |
| #275 | ghostly body paint | 17 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #106 | gold tooth | 5 |
| #3715 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1126 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #136 | holiday cheese log | 18 |
| #24 | iced-out bling | 20 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #220 | legitimate business on the beach | 5 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #27 | limburger biker boots | 21 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #765 | lollipop stick | 10 |
| #136 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #300 | mariachi hat | 9 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #153 | mushroom fermenting solution | 48 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #237 | necrotizing body spray | 38 |
| #187 | non-aged vinegar | 5 |
| #297 | nugget of Crimbonium | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1338 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #466 | paperclip | 91 |
| #872 | pasta spoon | 12 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #401 | peppermint tailings | 5 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #227 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #166 | plastic cup of beer | 15 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #235 | press-on ribs | 36 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #889 | ravioli hat | 11 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #497 | roll of toilet paper | 168 |
| #177 | salt wages | 5 |
| #1307 | saucepan | 6 |
| #1040 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #502 | seal-skull helmet | 16 |
| #426 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #157 | sleeve deuce | 10 |
| #33 | smiling rat | 11 |
| #67 | smoked potsherd | 17 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #631 | spectral pickle | 13 |
| #860 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #1004 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #832 | spooky sap | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #860 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #1238 | stolen accordion | 7 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #310 | stray chihuahua | 9 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1190 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1282 | stuffed Meat | 32 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #198 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 40 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #302 | stuffed martini | 32 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1420 | stuffed mink | 26 |
| #1408 | stuffed monocle | 27 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1081 | stuffed teddy butler | 41 |
| #1191 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #280 | sucker scaffold | 39 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #605 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #1209 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #350 | unearthed potsherd | 6 |
| #121 | untamable turtle | 13 |
| #215 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #403 | useless powder | 342 |
| #727 | vinegar | 49 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #5 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 28 |
| #21 | warbear drone assembler | 17 |
| #6 | warbear empathy chip | 29 |
| #29 | warbear energy bracers | 6 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #118 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #37 | warbear foil hat | 5 |
| #49 | warbear high-efficiency still | 4 |
| #55 | warbear induction oven | 3 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #46 | warbear laser beacon | 5 |
| #41 | warbear metalworking primer | 20 |
| #39 | warbear oil pan | 5 |
| #16 | warbear soda machine assembler | 23 |
| #160 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #188 | whisker pencil | 49 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |