| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #343 | Chroner | 91 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 177 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1607 | Crimbuck | 118 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #195 | Elf Guard MPC | 160 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #101 | Goodfella contract | 549 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #73 | Jamaican coffee | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #101 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 13 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #206 | Mr. Haggis | 3 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #29 | Othello's handkerchief | 7 |
| #54 | Othello's military jacket | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #57 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 7 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #93 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #88 | big rock | 31 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #287 | brick | 134 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #395 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #176 | candy cigarette | 9 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #16 | coping juice | 1 |
| #95 | crident | 1 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #839 | empty agua de vida bottle | 59 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #71 | filthy monkey head | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #152 | glass of herbal tequila | 9 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #63 | hand of cards | 7 |
| #52 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #32 | hawk | 71 |
| #42 | heavy crown | 67 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #699 | hobo nickel | 200 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #185 | jive turkey leg | 6 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1111 | old sweatpants | 32 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #120 | personalized coffee mug | 592 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #77 | pile of useless robot parts | 17 |
| #62 | reflection of a map | 13 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #205 | shot of mescal | 4 |
| #99 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #262 | spectre scepter | 115 |
| #74 | stray chihuahua | 25 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #183 | una poca de gracia | 1 |
| #162 | unquiet spirits | 7 |
| #253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #714 | useless powder | 111 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #152 | whiskey in a broken glass | 10 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |