| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #247 | Chroner | 200 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #861 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #105 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 28 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #184 | Crimbot battery | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #253 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #157 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 5 |
| #43 | Mer-kin saltmint | 2 |
| #80 | Northern pemmican | 2 |
| #322 | PEEZ dispenser | 3 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #143 | Polka Pop | 4 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #39 | Spechunky bar | 3 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #301 | Swizzler | 3 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #539 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 17 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #181 | Z-Bone steak | 3 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #99 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 10 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #578 | bottle of bubbles | 6 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #60 | bread line | 7 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #107 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #35 | candied almond | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #197 | candy cigarette | 7 |
| #158 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #92 | cheer-o-gram | 6 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #184 | chocolate pasta spoon | 2 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #56 | delicious candy | 3 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #467 | donated candy | 3 |
| #481 | donated food | 2 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #350 | drop of water-37 | 9 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #161 | elven magi-pack | 4 |
| #168 | elven medi-pack | 4 |
| #42 | fake cocktail | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #132 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 4 |
| #153 | fruitfilm | 3 |
| #116 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 5 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #172 | gamma nog | 2 |
| #103 | giant red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #43 | green drunki-bear | 38 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #194 | grilled mooseflank | 6 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #95 | honey-dew | 5 |
| #251 | hushed puppy | 2 |
| #44 | ice cream sandwich | 2 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #29 | licorice snake | 3 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #200 | moist Crimbo spices | 2 |
| #1498 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #174 | mooseflank | 13 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #169 | nega-mushroom | 9 |
| #54 | neutron lollipop | 32 |
| #150 | ojo de pez burrito | 2 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #170 | overloaded micro-reactor | 4 |
| #1770 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #78 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 6 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #52 | primitive candy cane | 5 |
| #62 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
| #60 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| #47 | red drunki-bear | 26 |
| #1673 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #190 | salt wages | 2 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #22 | sew-on bandage | 2 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #134 | silent J | 2 |
| #137 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #254 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #160 | sleeve deuce | 9 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #167 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 7 |
| #225 | sparking robo-battery | 2 |
| #41 | spiritual candy cane | 5 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #64 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 19 |
| #74 | stale cheer wine | 14 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #144 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 5 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #41 | unfinished fruitcake | 5 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #651 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #54 | warbear liquid lasers | 3 |
| #47 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 4 |
| #148 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 9 |
| #46 | warbear superpotion | 4 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #120 | warehouse key | 7 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #498 | wind-up meatcar | 16 |
| #90 | yellow drunki-bear | 8 |
| #911 | yellow gummi ingot | 4 |