| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #44 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #184 | BURT | 156 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #167 | Beach Buck | 7 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #39 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #27 | Clara's bell | 27 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #845 | Crimbuck | 918 |
| #58 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato restraints | 22 |
| 🥈 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 2 |
| #909 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #197 | Freddy Kruegerand | 11 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #39 | Glenn's golden dice | 3 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #29 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 26 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #386 | Instant Karma | 17 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #11 | Lavalos's shell | 8 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #148 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 2 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #36 | Moon Pie | 9 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #70 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 4 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #943 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #44 | Pener's drumstick | 2 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #8 | SMOOCH bracers | 2 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #4 | SMOOCH kneepads | 2 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #175 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 16 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 13 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 19 |
| #1497 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 17 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #141 | adorable seal larva | 13 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #107 | blue class ring | 42 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of goofballs | 39 |
| #37 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 11 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #122 | caustic slime nodule | 3 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #38 | cheap wind-up clock | 98 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #35 | demon makeup kit | 2 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #19 | distention pill | 40 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #789 | empty agua de vida bottle | 82 |
| #1082 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #68 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 788 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #564 | facsimile dictionary | 17 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #212 | fat loot token | 14 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #850 | filthy lucre | 38 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #249 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
| #25 | frost-rimed seal hide | 28 |
| #19 | fustulent seal grulch | 32 |
| #1241 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #36 | grease cannon | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #636 | grue egg | 42 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #96 | hobo nickel | 3,035 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #39 | hyperinflated seal lung | 23 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #18 | labrador cookie | 5 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #33 | little deuce cape | 3 |
| #47 | love | 2 |
| #176 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #238 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #246 | memory of a T | 3 |
| #233 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #306 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #361 | peppermint tailings | 8 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #91 | pile of useless robot parts | 14 |
| #818 | pink clay bead | 5 |
| #41 | pint of sweat | 20 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #95 | radium-flavored potato chips | 704 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #199 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #14 | scrap of shadow | 30 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #9 | seal lube | 35 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #16 | sizzling seal fat | 32 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #15 | small golem | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #97 | spectre scepter | 221 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #83 | stray chihuahua | 24 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #20 | synthetic dog hair pill | 38 |
| #60 | tainted seal's blood | 7 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #102 | turtle pheromones | 82 |
| #164 | untamable turtle | 11 |
| #78 | unusual disco ball | 17 |
| #62 | useless powder | 8,078 |
| #36 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 158 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #920 | white class ring | 2 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #71 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 745 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |