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| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
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| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #105 | Spam Witch sammich | 636 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
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| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #388 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #981 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #807 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
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| #790 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
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| #1425 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
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| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #663 | pile of candy | 7 |
| #1077 | plot hole | 7 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #930 | procrastination potion | 7 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #1418 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #834 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1336 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #268 | supportive bra | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
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| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #1345 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |