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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #212 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 16 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
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| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #105 | Spam Witch sammich | 636 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
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| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
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| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #664 | pile of candy | 7 |
| #1078 | plot hole | 7 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #930 | procrastination potion | 7 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #268 | supportive bra | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |