| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1796 | Crimbuck | 78 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #191 | Newbiesport™ tent | 20 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #388 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #682 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #438 | annoying pitchfork | 6 |
| #254 | ant pick | 1 |
| #166 | ant pitchfork | 2 |
| #129 | ant sickle | 3 |
| #44 | bottle of Ooze-O | 51 |
| #5534 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #158 | guard turtle collar | 5 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #686 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #772 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #164 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 3 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #94 | oil of oiliness | 16 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #44 | sewer wad | 98 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #35 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #103 | unfortunate dumplings | 5 |
| #724 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #667 | unusual disco ball | 4 |