| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1793 | Crimbuck | 78 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #186 | Newbiesport™ tent | 20 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #437 | annoying pitchfork | 6 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #164 | ant pitchfork | 2 |
| #127 | ant sickle | 3 |
| #44 | bottle of Ooze-O | 51 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #157 | guard turtle collar | 5 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #685 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #164 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 3 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #93 | oil of oiliness | 16 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #44 | sewer wad | 98 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #104 | unfortunate dumplings | 5 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |