| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #193 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 49 |
| #107 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #101 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 19 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #218 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #137 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #128 | Instant Karma | 81 |
| #210 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #153 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 9 |
| #152 | Lederhosen of the Night | 9 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #10 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 47 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #46 | Ralph IX cognac | 4 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #83 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 17 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #169 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 10 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #128 | Typical Tavern swill | 92 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #111 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 9 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #144 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 15 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #46 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 25 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
| 🥈 | bad-ass club | 300 |
| #82 | badass pie | 2 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #4 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 77 |
| #1042 | box of sunshine | 225 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #245 | candy knuckles | 8 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #210 | facsimile dictionary | 50 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #311 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #554 | grue egg | 47 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #374 | guy made of bee pollen | 7 |
| #198 | heart of the volcano | 35 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| 🥇 | ingot of seal-iron | 2,363 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #54 | mushroom fermenting solution | 126 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #193 | pork elf goodies sack | 40 |
| 🥇 | portable motorcycle | 175 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #114 | ridiculous cocktail | 12 |
| #816 | ridiculous sandwich | 3 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #335 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| 🥇 | undissolvable contact lenses | 174 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #58 | wad of cotton | 34 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #4 | willowy bonnet | 10 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #23 | zen motorcycle | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |