Museum :: Oafette

Oafette

Rank	Item	Quantity
#196	A. W. O. L. commendation	35
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#507	BGE shotglass	17
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#55	BRAINS shorts	26
#110	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	25
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#180	Blood Light	24
#227	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2335	Crimbuck	12
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#582	Go-Wassail	25
#458	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
#29	Lobos Mints	39
#156	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	15
#97	Nightstalker perfume	30
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#311	Silver Bullet beer	7
#142	The Cooler Out of Space	21
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#1216	Trollhouse cookies	2
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#583	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	13
#115	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#25	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	418
#369	Workytime Tea	5
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#78	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	31
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2008	Yummy Tummy bean	36
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#314	adorable seal larva	8
#40	ammonite fossil	131
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#105	bacon bath ball	9
#421	baggie of powdered sugar	42
#251	banana supersucker	1
#13	bananagate	253
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#36	belemnite fossil	133
#169	bite-me-red lipstick	122
#138	blank diary	1
#74	blank fudge mold	9
#166	bone chips	116
#424	bottle of bubbles	20
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#160	brown sugar cane	38
#739	can of Binarrrca	11
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#802	cement sandals	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#27	coal paperweight	1
#302	collection of tiny spooky objects	4
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#31	deep six-shooter	29
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#168	drum of pomade	9
#205	empty agua de vida bottle	1,008
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#93	extremely skinny jeans	10
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#117	festive sausage	22
#507	friendly cheez blob	5
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#106	fudgecule	24,374
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#248	ghost protocol	2
#380	ghost trap	1
#255	ghostly body paint	19
#110	gingerbread house	5
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#186	hideous egg	18
#109	holiday cheese log	22
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#693	jerky coins	17
#16	kumquartz	217
#346	licorice root	11
#233	lime supersucker	1
#331	live wire	3
#695	lollipop stick	14
#593	macaroni duck	4
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#532	motivational poster	8
#142	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
#86	necrotizing body spray	87
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#800	pack of pogs	6
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#313	paperclip	146
#103	paperclip cape	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#17	pearidot	231
#332	phish stick	3
#178	plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#1064	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#389	pog #01 (spider)	2
#370	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
#295	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
#247	pog #04 (skleleton)	4
#155	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	7
#261	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	4
#391	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#274	pog #10 (hobo)	4
#261	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	4
#622	poison pen	3
#43	pottery club	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#76	projectile icemaker	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#288	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	4
#54	sorority brain	30
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#19	strawberyl	233
#232	stray chihuahua	11
#161	string of Crimbo lights	4
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#91	sucker scaffold	115
#278	sucker tachi	1
#657	superheated fudge	2
#785	throwing wrench	6
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#65	tommy gun	4
#61	tongue depressor	6
#66	too legit potion	1
#14	tourmalime	248
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#58	triad summoning scroll	6
#44	trilobite fossil	130
#144	true grit	22
#164	tube of dread wax	31
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#29	tube of herbal ointment	16
#61	twisted piece of wire	2
#119	una poca de gracia	5
#96	underwater slingshot	3
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#531	unidentified jerky	7
#77	unnamed cocktail	5
#77	unrequired jacket	2
#143	unstable quark	6
#446	untamable turtle	5
#32	unused walkie-talkie	30
#1126	unusual disco ball	2
#472	useless powder	252
#446	valuable trinket	186
#106	vampire chowder	7
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#66	velcro ore	9
#28	vengeful spirit	2
#87	very overdue library book	9
#147	vial of The Glistening	2
#18	vial of holy water	205
#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#171	wad of dough	390
#854	water pipe bomb	3
#156	water purification pills	15
#1015	white candy heart	2
#957	white chocolate chips	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#479	white lightning	16
#368	white pixel	71
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#33	wood screw	27
#65	wriggling severed nose	2
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1622	yeti fur	3
#105	yummy death watch beetle	9

Wow, that's 30,371 items total!

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