| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #124 | ASCII shirt | 19 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #165 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 32 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #212 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 5 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #159 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 6 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #305 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #75 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 9 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #294 | Iron Beta of Industry | 32 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #61 | Kiss the Knob apron | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #147 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 60 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #237 | Mad Train wine | 449 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #69 | Muschat | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #171 | Supernova Champagne | 38 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #87 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 6 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #239 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #129 | antique bottle opener | 8 |
| #154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #60 | barskin cloak | 2 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #275 | bilge wine | 70 |
| #44 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 48 |
| #19 | bottle of realpagne | 57 |
| #99 | bronze breastplate | 20 |
| #143 | brown crock marble | 3 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1118 | canteen of wine | 12 |
| #17 | clownskin harness | 42 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | cruelty-free wine | 24 |
| #50 | demonskin jacket | 7 |
| #270 | distilled fortified wine | 10 |
| #36 | duct tape shirt | 4 |
| #245 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 90 |
| #241 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 100 |
| #274 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 77 |
| #277 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 78 |
| #299 | dusty bottle of Port | 75 |
| #272 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 69 |
| #231 | fine wine | 31 |
| #36 | flaming mushroom wine | 12 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #8 | flask of Amontillado | 46 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #91 | frilly shirt | 7 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #132 | goth kid t-shirt | 45 |
| #123 | green peawee marble | 7 |
| #142 | harem girl t-shirt | 9 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #52 | hipposkin poncho | 7 |
| #51 | icy mushroom wine | 8 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #64 | knob mushroom wine | 3 |
| #64 | knoll mushroom wine | 4 |
| #29 | letterman's jacket | 9 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #315 | pack of KWE trading card | 10 |
| #59 | palm-frond cloak | 5 |
| #170 | pirate shirt | 12 |
| #161 | plum wine | 2 |
| #101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #93 | red China marble | 4 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #37 | safety vest | 5 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #763 | solid gold bowling ball | 20 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #31 | spooky mushroom wine | 13 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #26 | stinky mushroom wine | 11 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #454 | supportive bra | 2 |
| #188 | thistle wine | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #48 | tuxedo shirt | 6 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #115 | vampire collar | 20 |
| #92 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 15 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #39 | yak anorak | 12 |