Museum :: grovel

grovel

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#96	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#167	"DRINK ME" potion	216
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#121	"caramel" orange	17
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#52	"meat" stick	25
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#361	1-ball	14
#107	11-leaf clover	2
#564	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
#9	18-picohertz resonator crystal	2
#212	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#542	2-ball	7
#383	3-ball	12
#203	30669 scroll	56
#278	33398 scroll	81
#101	334 scroll	78
#263	4-ball	21
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#470	5-ball	9
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#484	6-ball	9
#209	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	16
#361	7-ball	14
#50	7-inch discus	1
#354	8-ball	77
#65	8-bit banana	2
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#96	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#199	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#32	Amnesiac Ale	2
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#233	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#214	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#127	BOOterfinger	1
#99	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#74	Bowlet	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#16	Ched	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#571	Chroner	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#236	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	23
#91	Crimbo candied pecan	345
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#75	Crimbo crystal shards	3
#119	Crimbo dinner	2
#65	Crimbo food scraps	142
#96	Crimbo fudge	359
#87	Crimbo peppermint bark	372
#319	Crimbo pie	7
#326	Crimbo salad	4
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#83	Crimbo train emergency brake	46
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#166	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#45	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#408	Crimboween memo	24
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#32	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#82	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#120	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#107	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#177	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	5
#81	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#55	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#97	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	5
#70	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#158	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	27
#89	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#29	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	36
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#81	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#53	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#349	D roll	1
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#47	Dad's brandy	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#242	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	4
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#253	Effermint™ tablets	1
#158	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#305	Elf Guard MPC	5
#50	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#41	Elf Guard broom	1
#28	Elf Guard clipboard	2
#63	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	3
#67	Elf Guard eyedrops	6
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#107	Elf Guard honor present	1
#80	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#88	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#98	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#105	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#82	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#113	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#51	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#81	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#80	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#112	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	5
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#40	Five Second Energy™	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#63	Green Burlap	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#757	Heimandatz's heart	2
#50	Hersey™ SMOOCH	2
#136	Hollandaise helmet	76
#66	How to Avoid Scams	42
#119	How to Play Othello	3
#226	Inner Strength	2
#235	Inner Truth	2
#304	Inner Wisdom	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#283	Jack-in-the-box	22
#49	Jamaican coffee	10
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#692	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#62	Kelflar vest	2
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#62	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#84	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#55	Locust	1
#60	Lolsipop	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#249	Mr. Haggis	1
#30	My First Paycheck envelope	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#277	New Zealand iced tea	13
#38	Newark	1
#384	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#196	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#275	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#217	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	5
#114	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	8
#120	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#626	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#117	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#159	Pain Dip	1
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#14	PirateRealm party hat	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#53	Red Balloon of Valor	4
#150	Roman sadnals	1
#17	Ruffalo	1
#390	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#421	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#29	Smoldering Clover™ candle	1
#12	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	1
#40	Spant eggs	1
#18	Star Spawn	27
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#72	Stephen's secret formula	2
#65	Stooper	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#28	Swedish coffee	7
#175	TI-9000 calculator	2
#56	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	3
#497	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	99
#82	The Author's inkwell	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#77	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	3
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#241	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	15
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#267	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#350	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#250	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1736	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#94	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#434	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1296	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#446	Thwaitgold slug statuette	8
#276	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#1945	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#642	Thwaitgold termite statuette	8
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#124	Tiger-lily's milk	17
#249	Tiki lighter	2
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#116	Tome of Clip Art	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#165	Trainbot linkages	1
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#233	Trainbot slag	1
#171	Trainbot tubing	1
#29	Turtle Bowl	1
#120	Twelve Night Energy	2
#49	Uncle Buck	2
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#75	Uranium Omega of Temperance	3
#1525	Valentine	6
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#32	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#34	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	2
#49	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#99	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	18
#62	Ye Olde Meade	38
#57	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	58
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#128	Z-Bone steak	14
#265	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#14	a bug's lymph	2
#264	abandoned candy	2
#96	abominable blubber	13
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#67	absentee voter ballot	1
#62	accord ion	5
#45	accordion file	2
#34	accordionoid rocca	8
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#265	adorable seal larva	9
#362	agua de vida	1
#17	alarm accordion	7
#91	albatross necklace	1
#49	alien animal goo	1
#123	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#66	alien meat	2
#27	alien plant fibers	2
#41	alien rock sample	2
#51	alien sandwich	1
#24	alien toenails	2
#40	almost-dead walkie-talkie	218
#185	amulet of extreme plot significance	97
#50	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#93	ancient oil painting of yourself	2
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#40	ankleweights	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#48	anti-anti-antidote	225
#66	anticheese	354
#100	antique beer	4
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#627	atomic vector plotter	4
#50	autocalliope	8
#116	automa-bot parts	5
#46	baby bark scorpion	1
#75	baby cuddlefish	3
#267	baby killer bee	37
#19	bacteria bisque	3
#28	baked stuffing	1
#1159	ball	4
#183	balloon monkey	10
#96	baloney rotgut	1
#11	balsam barrel	1
#824	banana	3
#42	banana candle	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#78	baritone accordion	3
#73	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#683	barrrnacle	20
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#254	beavermouth	1
#22	beer-battered accordion	20
#787	beertini	1
#46	begpwnia	288
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#74	bishop cookie	1
#170	black Crimbo ball	6
#389	black kettle drum	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#61	black pixel	1,030
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#218	black-and-blue light	277
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#74	blood sausage	1
#35	blood-drive sticker	5
#111	blood-faced volleyball	11
#214	blue grass	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#212	blue plasma ball	290
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#122	blue shell	1
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#106	blue tulip	2
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#50	bone bandoneon	7
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#84	bottle of Amontillado	2
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#1055	box	1
#335	box of Dweebs	1
#7454	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1191	boxed wine	2
#242	boxing glove	1
#257	bread man	2
#160	bread pie	1
#96	bronze polish	1
#59	brown pirate pants	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#244	burst hellseal brain	29
#220	cabooze	4
#185	calavera concertina	1
#70	can of Drooling Monk	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#2359	candied yams	2
#1730	candy cane	16
#258	candy cigarette	1
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1094	candy stake	6
#75	cannonbomb	5
#26	canteen of eggnog	5
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#95	carton of gaspers	1
#88	charisma potion	1
#106	cheap Chinese beer	1
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#53	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#226	chocomotive	4
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#16	ciliophora chowder	3
#202	cinnamon machine oil	1
#1752	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#159	clear Russian	1
#12	clerical automa-core	11
#192	cloning kit	1
#180	clove-flavored lip balm	1
#691	cocoa egg	9
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#805	computronic processing unit	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#124	corned beet	2
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#1425	corpsedriver	2
#1812	corpsetini	1
#34	corrupted bird DNA	1
#97	crate of firebombs	1
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#21	cream of chloroplasts	3
#54	creepy voice box	4
#79	crident	2
#84	crystal Crimbo goblet	3
#84	crystal Crimbo platter	3
#568	crystalline cheer	3
#262	crystallized memory	1
#47	cuppa Activi tea	1
#41	cuppa Cruel tea	1
#42	cuppa Dexteri tea	1
#39	cuppa Flamibili tea	1
#43	cuppa Frost tea	1
#44	cuppa Gill tea	1
#38	cuppa Impregnabili tea	1
#39	cursed chocolate doubloon	1
#73	cute meteoroid	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1825	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#104	damp bar rag	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#120	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#68	deed to Oliver's Place	1
#646	delicious salad	52
#51	dense meat stack	200,000
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#159	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#906	designer handbag	2
#219	digital key lime	1
#279	digital key lime pie	2
#66	discarded swimming trunks	4
#166	disco ball	352
#172	disco mask	329
#45	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#772	doll house	5
#1312	dollhive	2
#395	double daisy	1
#52	dreadful roast	2
#77	dream of a dog	1
#120	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	29
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#241	droll monocle	1
#57	droppable microphone	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1217	dusty Crimbo crate	3
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#35	ear candle	1
#127	ear poison	11
#690	eggnog	25
#87	eggwater	5
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#110	electric pants	2
#37	elf army field rations	2
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#667	empty meat tank	1
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
🥇	enhanced signal receiver	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1694	evil teddy bear	4
#236	executive mime flask	3
#106	extremely confusing manual	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#526	fancy dress ball	24
#570	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2007	felt	2
#46	fertilized ghuol egg	15
#47	festive egg sac	4
#42	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
#100	filthy monkey head	1
#64	finger cuffs	1
#1344	fire	2
#46	fireman's lunch	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#49	flask of egggrog	5
#39	flat cider	2
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#395	flavored foot massage oil	94
#21	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	26
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#53	foam pistol	1
#429	foie gras	1
#32	free boots	1
#276	freightcake	2
#204	friendly cheez blob	10
#236	frigid mote	3
#1124	fruitcake	15
#208	fruitfilm	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#65	fusilli marrownarrow	1
#185	fuzzy dice	17
#196	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#21	gelatinous meat mass	2
#67	ghost accordion	3
#162	ghost beer	1
#91	ghostly dagger	1
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#161	gilt perfume bottle	1
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#1184	gingerbread bugbear	16
#790	gingerbread horror	8
#608	gingerbread house	1
#105	gingerbread nylons	2
#156	gladiator tunica	1
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#78	goat	26
#175	gold tooth	1
#693	golden ring	40
🥇	goo magnet	1
#58	gooey lava globs	5
#150	gooified animal matter	14
#101	gooified mineral matter	24
#211	gooified vegetable matter	9
#80	goulauncher	1
#106	gourmet gourami oil	2
#1910	green beer	1
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#104	grim fairy tale	1
#90	grip key	1
#65	grog nuts	5
#14	groveling gravel	13
#722	grue egg	37
#69	guancertina	2
#23	gumshoes	1
#43	gunner's daughter	1
#469	guy made of bee pollen	5
#908	gyroscope	2
#240	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
#56	half-orchid	199
#72	hamlet sandwich	159
#106	hand of cards	1
#62	hand-carved bokken	2
🥇	hand-carved bow	39
#67	hand-carved staff	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#47	hawk	44
#100	heavy crown	11
#137	hellseal claw	229
#250	hellseal whisker	82
#212	helmet turtle	371
#9	hemlock helm	1
#133	hep waders	1
#2514	herbal stuffing	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#104	honey-drenched ham slice	30
#39	hot wine	10
#25	housekeeping automa-core	3
#94	hovering sombrero	5
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#220	huge bowl of candy	2
#288	huge gold coin	1
#312	hushed puppy	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#38	iFlail	1
#1217	iGoogly	5
#26	iShield	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#186	impure gasoline	1
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
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#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#1146	yo	6
#19	yule grog	2
#138	yule gruel	4
#149	yule hatchet	1
#102	yule pup	1
#124	zombie hollandaise	7
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 222,611 items total!

what items are this player missing?